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We saw you in the elevator. You were just going wild.
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Arrhythmia posted:We saw you in the elevator. You were just going wild. “Oh sir, you were hootin ‘n hollerin in this elevator, and that’s why we instituted this policy, to dissuade people from going buck wild.”
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Jun 27, 2020 03:45
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The only thing that would have been unpleasant for you to see of anything me doing in an elevator would be loving a woman. Which I haven't done in years.
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Riptor posted:The only thing that would have been unpleasant for you to see of anything me doing in an elevator would be loving a woman. Which I haven't done in years. And certainly not in Pechantsee county 'cause.... 'cause the elevators don't go that far.
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Jun 27, 2020 04:16
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we got videya, heh, we even got audeya
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Jun 27, 2020 04:17
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Gonz posted:“Oh sir, you were hootin ‘n hollerin in this elevator, and that’s why we instituted this policy, to dissuade people from going buck wild.” Goddamn this is such a good one
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Jun 27, 2020 04:20
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Got some structural issues here at my house, I need to tap into your septic tank for a little bit
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Jun 27, 2020 05:09
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lookin to grind up some fraaaawwwwgmeat up 'ar
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Jun 27, 2020 05:16
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this community will NOT toler*tongue rolls into cheek*ate it
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Jun 27, 2020 05:17
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A glue fountain with wasps? uuuhhhh....a 20 foot high one? hol' on lemme measure it. Go ahead dude I ain't stoppin' ya. Put snakes in your mouth. Uhhhhhh wild.
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Jun 27, 2020 05:19
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you're going to jail over these toilets
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Jun 27, 2020 05:22
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Slumpy posted:you're going to jail over these toilets The sheer vitriol that dude had for LPC and his 1-800-Toilets scheme is what pushed that particular call into all-time top 5 territory, IMO. God, he was MAD.
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Jun 27, 2020 08:17
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This is Little Miss Clackamas were talkin about here
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Jun 27, 2020 09:19
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I probably said it before but I'm gonna say it again, I love how proud of himself he is, completely telegraphed through his delivery, when he says "Wallet-Sized Wildfire"
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Jun 27, 2020 09:28
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I need to go to calabasas. to cast my vote That interview from the beginning of the thread was awesome. Any more poo poo like that??
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Jun 27, 2020 09:39
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MrQwerty posted:I probably said it before but I'm gonna say it again, I love how proud of himself he is, completely telegraphed through his delivery, when he says "Wallet-Sized Wildfire" “Hi, yeah, i’m Fredrick Frick, I got your number from...Chaplain Crabtree.”
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Jun 27, 2020 09:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw1xFmss21Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV2ZbXf7C1Y
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Jun 27, 2020 09:47
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little munchkin posted:This is Dirk, put Josh on hey put that lady on mister
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Jun 27, 2020 09:48
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why dontcha bring er a couple notches here tonight? i got a big meetin tomorrah
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The_Continental posted:This is Little Miss Clackamas were talkin about here *photography guy spends 30 seconds talking about varying levels of film grain* “Okay, now, as I said, i’ve got this strong sensation in my gumline, like i’ve got something stuck in my teeth. Now where do you stand on that?”
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Jun 27, 2020 09:55
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“There's a four year old flautist by the name of Sally May, she plays the flute like somebody 4 times her age. Oh she's phenomenal......she also happens to be 210 lbs.“
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Jun 27, 2020 09:57
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I'm coming in. It's gonna be me, my weights - my barbells - and just three days of working out
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Jun 27, 2020 10:15
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I'm gonna take stock of what I've got. I'm gonna pump frickin iron for 2-3 days straight and then I'll settle up at the end, we good?
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Jun 27, 2020 10:17
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LPC telling David Liebe Hart (of Tim & Eric fame) that’s he’s from Time-Life Magazine and he’s got a squawk box and that David owes him $249.00 is always good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlxIihuCVEM
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Jun 27, 2020 10:18
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hey shutterbug shawn
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Jun 27, 2020 10:52
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Go get Lucas for me
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Jun 27, 2020 11:25
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I'm gonna whoop ya
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Gonz posted:The sheer vitriol that dude had for LPC and his 1-800-Toilets scheme is what pushed that particular call into all-time top 5 territory, IMO. LPC adding to his list of demands every time he calls back is amazing: "We want you up front. We need a check. And we need keys to the property to set up fourteen toilets."
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Jun 27, 2020 16:47
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My father in law and mother in law have fallen victim to LPC on numerous occasions. My wife was so pissed when she heard the calls. She was afraid LPC was going to kill her dad. (Give him a heart attack)
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Jun 27, 2020 16:58
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Malcolm Excellent posted:My father in law and mother in law have fallen victim to LPC on numerous occasions. Congratulations to your mother in law for winning Little Miss Clackamas
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Jun 27, 2020 18:00
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The_Continental posted:This is Little Miss Clackamas were talkin about here And you're looking for free tickets is that right?
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Jun 27, 2020 18:32
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I doubt it but I wonder what he does if anyone ever starts giving him a cc number
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Jun 28, 2020 02:27
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:I doubt it but I wonder what he does if anyone ever starts giving him a cc number Of all the countless people he's pranked over the years, it's almost a given that someone has done just that.
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Jun 28, 2020 02:48
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:I doubt it but I wonder what he does if anyone ever starts giving him a cc number Get someone to deliver these toilets, obviously
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Jun 28, 2020 02:59
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Arrhythmia posted:I'm gonna whoop ya
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Jun 28, 2020 04:28
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You can set the amount I'll make sure I bring a big bag to put it all in
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Jun 28, 2020 05:33
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“Just take the snapshots, and we'll be done...prick. I am a hang glider, and i’ve got a retro style, and I want some photographs taken.”
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Jun 28, 2020 11:26
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"I'm Prick Baxter...." "I'm sure you are."
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I'll give ya four hundred and fifty dollars who'd ya voted for. I bet you will.....I bet you will....
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Gonz posted:LPC telling David Liebe Hart (of Tim & Eric fame) that’s he’s from Time-Life Magazine and he’s got a squawk box and that David owes him $249.00 is always good. there's certain poo poo that makes me laugh every time I think about it and "SQUAWK BOX!!!!" is one of them
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