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Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.



found on amazon

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Bubblyblubber posted:

I have braved the poo poo piles of the failson sequels, driven by a terrible purpose.

That purpose was to come back here to transmit this warning:

loving Paolo ghola, what the everliving gently caress Brian??? Ultra spice? What the poo poo? Get hosed, you talentless hack!

Also, the horny in the forbidden books is just gross, not charmingly ol'-horny-Frank-thinking-about-space-pussy-magic-again like the last real books.

I don't even know who Paolo is

You know, as a failson myself, I'm starting to feel kind of bad for the guy

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

precious paolo, too good for this world, imbibed uberspice and went to sleep one last time

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
I like how he died by doing the spice equivalent of eating too many pot brownies at a time.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

who else can't wait for @duneauthor's best turn yet?

quote:

Leto Atreides, Duke of Caladan and father of the Muad’Dib. While all know of his fall and the rise of his son, little is known about the quiet ruler of Caladan and his partner Jessica. Or how a Duke of an inconsequential planet earned an emperor’s favor, the ire of House Harkonnen, and set himself on a collision course with his own death. This is the story.

Through patience and loyalty, Leto serves the Golden Lion Throne. Where others scheme, the Duke of Caladan acts. But Leto’s powerful enemies are starting to feel that he is rising beyond his station, and House Atreides rises too high. With unseen enemies circling, Leto must decide if the twin burdens of duty and honor are worth the price of his life, family, and love.

ah yes, the little known, quiet ruler of Caladan, he's only the one who serves as impetus for the story of Dune, with clearly described motives and philosophy. Or is he? @duneauthor disagrees. Remember, "if you're smart enough to understand Dune, you're definitely smart enough to write books!"

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Duke of Caladan, know for his lack of scheming. For instance, he never conducted kanly, had no spy master mentats, conducted no coordinated spice raids on Geidi Prime to tank enemies' investments, did not consult with his Bene Gesserit concubine on the hidden motives of the powerful... basically just a jock.

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Ramc posted:



found on amazon

All horrendous

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Anne Frank Funk posted:

ah yes, the little known, quiet ruler of Caladan, he's only the one who serves as impetus for the story of Dune, with clearly described motives and philosophy. Or is he? @duneauthor disagrees. Remember, "if you're smart enough to understand Dune, you're definitely smart enough to write books!"

What's that Garth Marenghi line? "I'm one of the few people who've written more books than they've read"

bij
Feb 24, 2007

It may not be a perfect healthcare system but it's still the best one there is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY8yJYQGeMM

Edit: what tastes better, The Juice of Sapho or that thing Rabban squished? I'm thinking cranberry vs. ecto cooler.

bij fucked around with this message at 10:58 on Jun 27, 2020

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

Tree Bucket posted:

What's that Garth Marenghi line? "I'm one of the few people who've written more books than they've read"

"i've met a few authors who have dealt in subtext and they're all cowards" is surely more appropriate whenever speaking of the son of frank

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Anne Frank Funk posted:

A secret report within the Guild - Tenet being moved (again) to August, and still no official Dune trailer news, we're looking more and more at Dune 2021 release. Holiday season probably since it's prestige cinema.

Yeah, the art cinema I work at has no loving clue if things will return to a semi-normal state this year. Distribution/production cycles are completely hosed.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Ingmar terdman posted:

All horrendous



Disgusting. Sick.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
Heretics and Chapterhouse look like something out of an old Sierra PC game

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Dune VII: ghola Roger Wilco vs the space whores

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

The Bloop posted:

Dune VII: ghola Roger Wilco vs the space whores

>use gom jabbar on dama

Narrator: That's an interesting idea. Not a good one, but interesting nonetheless.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

phasmid posted:

>use gom jabbar on dama

Narrator: That's an interesting idea. Not a good one, but interesting nonetheless.

You don't want to do that.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Ingmar terdman posted:

All horrendous



Ah yes, the lesser known section of the Pen and Pixel catalog.

Exquisite.

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Bubblyblubber posted:

Ah yes, the lesser known section of the Pen and Pixel catalog.

Exquisite.

This is way more myst than pen and pixel

Pen and pixel albums are dune as hell imo

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Ramc posted:



found on amazon

They read the first chapter and based the entire cover on it.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Wolf: How the gently caress did I get here

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Twitch posted:

They read the first chapter and based the entire cover on it.

Ah, the classic book report gambit

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



The D in D-wolves is short for Dick.

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Ramc posted:



found on amazon

Inside the God Emperor Sandworm are two wolves...

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



One of them is prescient
The other one is prescient

The God Emperor Sandworm is prescient

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

D. Ebdrup posted:

The D in D-wolves is short for Dick.

*Dune and Order theme*

Prolonged Panorama
Dec 21, 2007
Holy hookrat Sally smoking crack in the alley!



phasmid posted:

*Dune and Order theme*

DUNC DUNC

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter




god drat

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

D. Ebdrup posted:

The D in D-wolves is short for Dick.

magic cactus
Aug 3, 2019

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Phlegmish posted:

One of them is prescient
The other one is prescient

The God Emperor Sandworm is prescient

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



famously unloved book series "dunc"

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Maybe it's for the best.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

I suddenly feel smarter!

On another note, it's cool how the avs of the last two posts share a colour scheme. Is this the Golden Path at work?

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008


https://twitter.com/DuneAuthor/status/1097241595873640448

it cannot be stressed enough how much of a self own the above tweet is

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Mods? Mods! Punish this sick filth ↑

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



It's a trap, if you claim to understand the details of Dune it's a sign of serious mental illness

im permabanned poster tleilaxustomper58

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
If you understand that Brian Herbert is a dumb piece of poo poo failson, you're definitely smart enough to emptyquote this post

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



The Bloop posted:

If you understand that Brian Herbert is a dumb piece of poo poo failson, you're definitely smart enough to emptyquote this post
:emptyquote:

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

The Bloop posted:

If you understand that Brian Herbert is a dumb piece of poo poo failson, you're definitely smart enough to emptyquote this post

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Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
What? I thought everyone was talking about DOOM, the video game. Gosh you guys like your games

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