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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


What's he got against Cesar Chavez? (is old)

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Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Arsenic Lupin posted:

What's he got against Cesar Chavez? (is old)

They’re loving it up w Hugo Chavez probably.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Although I'm sure you could find plenty of people who would argue Cesar Chavez was bad.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



I'm just surprised that his go-to Marx brother is Harpo instead of Groucho.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


1 comment

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
late night posting.

dumbass : face masks and vaccines are billgates soro plots!

also dumbasses : giving my dna to 23 and me or other private companies is aokay.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I have many comments.

Questions, mostly.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

this will never happen because a whole lot of people will be shocked to learn they're not as "pure" as they thought

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

1stGear posted:

Although I'm sure you could find plenty of people who would argue Cesar Chavez was bad.
Cesar Chavez has a state holiday here in California and boy are some people unreasonably pissed when they can't go to the DMV that day.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Light Gun Man posted:

this will never happen because a whole lot of people will be shocked to learn they're not as "pure" as they thought

Nah, it'd be the opposite. Karen finds out that her great great great great grandmother married someone from Mexico, so the next time her Soy LatteChino is 30 seconds late she will claim racism as she demands to speak to the manager.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Waterbed Wendy posted:

only if they are Hot Cops op

Hot cops, hot cops, what'cha gonna do, what'cha gonna do when they cum for you.

Now take it away The Saddest Rhino.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Light Gun Man posted:

this will never happen because a whole lot of people will be shocked to learn they're not as "pure" as they thought

I was under the impression the one drop rule only applies to black genes. If they find out their horoscope thinks their grandmother hosed a German Shepherd once, they are obligated to become a caricature of a Bavarian from a century ago as viewed from across the Atlantic, then accost Germans by explaining how Merkel is ruining the country they've never seen.

Anticheese
Feb 13, 2008

$60,000,000 sexbot
:rodimus:

Antigravitas posted:

I was under the impression the one drop rule only applies to black genes. If they find out their horoscope thinks their grandmother hosed a German Shepherd once, they are obligated to become a caricature of a Bavarian from a century ago as viewed from across the Atlantic, then accost Germans by explaining how Merkel is ruining the country they've never seen.

And then talk about how this country is going to the dogs?

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Naturally, ever since "Merkle" instituted Shakira Law the country is basically done. What we really need is a strong man being the president instead.

The most disturbing encounter I had was someone talking about how strict German parenting is, because their "German" dad was really strict and drunk (on account of German Genes) and was hitting his children (this was a good thing and totally normal to them), and that this explained why Germany was so orderly. (:wtf:)

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
New wife guy on a Saturday night:

https://twitter.com/jsv4/status/1277048058275074050?s=21

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/hoodjapn/status/1276913388942172160

Hahaha... yes... yes!!!

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010


https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/351120640180355072?s=21

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Sickos!

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Can someone please tell me what a "wife guy" is (and if you're feeling generous what a "reply guy" is too), because I don't do Twitter (or most forms of social media outside of dead gay forums) and am losing touch with all of these newfangled phrases that the tickety tockity teens are using because I'm Old.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Breetai posted:

Can someone please tell me what a "wife guy" is (and if you're feeling generous what a "reply guy" is too), because I don't do Twitter (or most forms of social media outside of dead gay forums) and am losing touch with all of these newfangled phrases that the tickety tockity teens are using because I'm Old.

https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/06/wife-guy-definition-trend-piece-digest.html

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Breetai posted:

Can someone please tell me what a "wife guy" is (and if you're feeling generous what a "reply guy" is too), because I don't do Twitter (or most forms of social media outside of dead gay forums) and am losing touch with all of these newfangled phrases that the tickety tockity teens are using because I'm Old.

A "wife guy" is a kind of guy that posts about his wife in unintentionally hilarious ways. Some famous examples include the Don't Email My Wife Guy, The Curvy Wife Guy, and the Guy Who Is His Own Wife (Who Is Leaving Him). Further reading: https://theoutline.com/post/7426/the-wife-guy?zd=1&zi=s32eytp7

A reply guy is someone who feels the need to reply to women on twitter in creepy, weird or condescending ways. Often it's a dude with very few followers replying to a popular user by overexplaining or poorly adding onto their own joke, trying to playfully rib someone who does not know them, or using any remotely sexual tweet as an excuse to tell the woman how attractive she is.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Reply guy usually implies (to me) also that if the woman in question posts, the reply guy is GUARANTEED to post a reply, usually like the first one. They're always there. Like they've defined their life around obsessing over someone in their feed.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



https://twitter.com/emmaroller/status/1277089613119655936

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Is wife guy the upgraded form of MY GIRLFRIEND?

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

Henchman of Santa posted:

or using any tweet as an excuse to tell the woman how attractive she is.

Scratch that "remotely sexual", I'm pretty sure I've seen a reply guy talk about a murder or kidnapping victim like that.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Byzantine posted:

Is wife guy the upgraded form of MY GIRLFRIEND?

100%.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Byzantine posted:

Is wife guy the upgraded form of MY GIRLFRIEND?

They are different species but share a common ancestor, P. Humblebraggus.
Whereas MY GIRLFRIEND evolved to draw attention to itself using subterfuge and illusion, Wife Guys rely much more on misdirection tactics to make it appear as if their opinions are actually coming from somewhere else. It's quite fascinating.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

https://twitter.com/LawEnforceToday/status/1277191283832913920?s=19

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


thats gonna make shopping for makeup a little more complicated, and toothpaste hilarious

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

What is this picture?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Yeah I remember when hard disk manufacturers stopped using "master/slave" as terms for chaining setups

It seemed like insanity at the time but you know what, we lived

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

I mean, it'd be a thousand times more effective if L'Oreal stopped making whitening creams, like Johnson and Johnson did. if you take a quick GIS for "whitening cream racist" you'll get an idea of what I mean

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/1277240159252238346?s=19

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Data Graham posted:

Yeah I remember when hard disk manufacturers stopped using "master/slave" as terms for chaining setups

It seemed like insanity at the time but you know what, we lived

In web world there are still projects which blithely use those terms and every time I run them I get really annoyed. Even if you lack all empathy for how language can be exclusionary, it's obviously not an accurate metaphor! Slaves did not mimic every action their master made and answer questions for them! Mostly I see the terms replaces with "primary/replica," which are so much better.

I am not bothered as much by "master" in isolation, but I'm really amazed by the people who keep writing slave this and slave that without any self-awareness.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://twitter.com/FLWRCROWNLOU/status/1276993326265315338

Americans are angry that Niall Horan got made fun of by a puppet of a turkey vulture

e: Tweet and clip are gone. Dustin the turkey cut into the recording and said they'd wanted harry styles, and that he didn't know people from mullingar had teeth.




https://youtu.be/iH4dZ8zk3JU?t=537

Splicer has a new favorite as of 23:22 on Jun 28, 2020

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Data Graham posted:

Yeah I remember when hard disk manufacturers stopped using "master/slave" as terms for chaining setups

It seemed like insanity at the time but you know what, we lived

We will deal, for sure, but the fact that we are going to be working around concepts much older than hard drive configuration means there is going to be an absolutely hilarious period where we fumble around for new ways to say "this product is for white people" in an industry where your skin color absolutely has to matter.

Worth doing, but i can still relish the upcoming comedy

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Doc Hawkins posted:

In web world there are still projects which blithely use those terms and every time I run them I get really annoyed. Even if you lack all empathy for how language can be exclusionary, it's obviously not an accurate metaphor! Slaves did not mimic every action their master made and answer questions for them! Mostly I see the terms replaces with "primary/replica," which are so much better.

I am not bothered as much by "master" in isolation, but I'm really amazed by the people who keep writing slave this and slave that without any self-awareness.

Master/apprentice would work

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

clone should be good for a few decades

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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

RFC2324 posted:

thats gonna make shopping for makeup a little more complicated, and toothpaste hilarious

just in their skin lightening products, which are sold in Asia to create whiter skin

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