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Catpetter1981
Apr 9, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slaan posted:

Eat Ruth's fake corpse, and also Naomi and also the servants and also everyone and everything

I support this excellent plan.

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dyzzy
Dec 22, 2009

argh
I'm seeing double! Four Slaans!

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

dyzzy posted:

I'm seeing double! Four Slaans!

Slaaaan

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



I kind of teared up at “I am your father.” :(

Jester Mcgee
Mar 28, 2010

A lot of things have happened to me over my life.

I don’t post much, but sometimes I read an update that fully justifies the many years I’ve been reading this story with you all. The last few updates have been some of the most wonderful of the whole journey. Thanks, Diogenes.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Time to stay a Shiva'a and say Kadish, but I think that in addition Enkidel should forge a blooded bronze ring for a keepsake of the most brave of sons and of where she came from.

if a finger ring on a man would be too odd then a beard ring is also acceptable.

A Terrible Person
Jan 8, 2012

The Dance of Friendship

Fun Shoe

TK-42-1 posted:

I kind of teared up at “I am your father.” :(

Same.

We need to go meet up with Danal, Naomi, Asahel, and others to tell each of them all the good they did by Ruth and give our best imitation of every authority figure in our life as we imply heavily and obviously that they personally helped her not only climb the mountain but also reached its literal summit and Paradise, but couched in some sort of lovely parable or *wink, NUDGE, wink* "subtle" wordplay.

Seriously, though.. Enkidel needs a private moment with Danal. Ruth was her own person, but Danal saved her. He went to Athar, found an innocent human child while planning on avenging Enkidel and slaying cannibals, and came home an adult with a daughter he cherished instantly. Who he then let us raise with little argument! And and he was the first person she thought to mention when finally realizing she was dead and not able to pass on further messages.

... I'm going to wander off and cry some more now. Thanks Diog, you done good.

Schwza
Apr 28, 2008
The entire Ruth saga has tugged at my heart strings. Bravo, diog.

Commission a statue to remember Ruth.

A Terrible Person
Jan 8, 2012

The Dance of Friendship

Fun Shoe

A Terrible Person posted:

Seriously, though.. Enkidel needs a private moment with Danal. Ruth was her own person, but Danal saved her. He went to Athar, found an innocent human child while planning on avenging Enkidel and slaying cannibals, and came home an adult with a daughter he cherished instantly. Who he then let us raise with little argument! And and he was the first person she thought to mention when finally realizing she was dead and not able to pass on further messages.

... I'm going to wander off and cry some more now. Thanks Diog, you done good.

AND she was the first non-Urian to reach Mt. Har by her own cognizance and recognition **ever** aside from Labaras if Amos is to be believed.

Schwza posted:

The entire Ruth saga has tugged at my heart strings. Bravo, diog.

Commission a statue to remember Ruth.

Get Tudiya to do it. Get Danal, Naomi, and Ish to back up everything we're allowed to say. Challenge him to properly celebrate his grandchild who bodily ascended the Mountain despite being a foreign-born child of cannibals.

I imagine we'd get something even Adina would be in awe of.

A Terrible Person fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Jun 28, 2020

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
Not saying I support the statue, but what should it be?

A real life size statue of her at 16 years old holding bnaimokt heads? That would make visitors go "wait, did they make the statue smaller than her real size? How did he manage to do that?"

Her kneeling before an altar and some weird mystical thing dropping the ring.

A statue of her surrounded by the children she trained later in life.

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

Update ETA: Maybe 2-3 hours? Maybe longer.

Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006

Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0
Grimey Drawer

ShotgunWillie
Aug 30, 2005

a sexy automaton -
powered by dark
oriental magic :roboluv:

A good thing.

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

Anyone who reads this in the next 20 minutes, please pick a whole number between 1 and 10,000. Thank you.

*sniffle*

Aabcehmu
Apr 27, 2013

Confusion As a Natural State of Being

Diogines posted:

Anyone who reads this in the next 20 minutes, please pick a whole number between 1 and 10,000. Thank you.

*sniffle*

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Oh man these old rear end southerners

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
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Magnusth
Sep 25, 2014

Hello, Creature! Do You Despise Goat Hating Fascists? So Do We! Join Us at Paradise Lost!


Diogines posted:

Anyone who reads this in the next 20 minutes, please pick a whole number between 1 and 10,000. Thank you.

*sniffle*

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Pustulio
Mar 21, 2012
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CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

9,712

Toughy
Nov 29, 2004

KAVODEL! KAVODEL!

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Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.
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Mr. Prokosch
Feb 14, 2012

Behold My Magnificence!
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Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
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Bob Tuskins
Jul 27, 2007

I couldn't imagine life without the beautiful sight of the green horde
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Olothreutes
Mar 31, 2007

2943

Shut up, I'm not crying, you're crying.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
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Swedish Thaumocracy
Jul 11, 2006

Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0
Grimey Drawer
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Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Diogines posted:

Anyone who reads this in the next 20 minutes, please pick a whole number between 1 and 10,000. Thank you.

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Victis
Mar 26, 2008

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Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(

Diogines posted:

Anyone who reads this in the next 20 minutes, please pick a whole number between 1 and 10,000. Thank you.

*sniffle*

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MetricUnit
Jan 2, 2005
5832

Praise El!

dyzzy
Dec 22, 2009

argh
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SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




9999

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

69,420

E: gently caress thought it was 100,000 uhhh 4321

Cast_No_Shadow
Jun 8, 2010

The Republic of Luna Equestria is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 714m are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich.

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Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug
1111

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

815

Infinity Gaia
Feb 27, 2011

a storm is coming...

1819

Fake Edit: Dammit, 23 minutes.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


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