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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
Classical Gas

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Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

loquacius posted:

AFAICT "apricot one" just means "a single apricot", as in "I'll see to it you don't get a single apricot"

I've heard this in a couple other contexts once or twice, eg "I don't give poo poo one about apricot one memes"

Well you can call me apricot one, or you can call me a single apricot, or you can call me an apricot, or you can call me one apricot, or you can call me single apricot floating in perfume served in a man’s hat.

e.pilot fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Jun 29, 2020

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

e.pilot posted:

Well you can call me apricot one, or you can call me a single apricot, or you can call me an apricot, or you can call me one apricot, or you can call me single apricot floating in a perfume served in a man’s hat.

:lol:

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed

GOOD LORD

Also, thread's been killing it for the past few pages.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Usually it's the text that gets me but angry oversized head Kurt is incredible.

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:
This thread makes me wish church was still meeting so I could thank God for creating humans.

I guess I'll just have to settle for singing "In the Garden of Eden" in the shower.

Stack Machine
Mar 6, 2016

I can see through time!
Fun Shoe
I, a genius: "let your spirit soak?"

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Not OC but havent seen it and I'm too stupid to embed it!

https://imgur.com/a/DDqfImT

Brock Samson fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Jun 29, 2020

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


AHH F/UGH posted:

Listen to what the gangster In the dark holding the gun says really closely with the volume up

No.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Stack Machine posted:

I, a genius: "let your spirit soak?"

I believe it was a soaking accident

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari



I got a weird feeling this one was already done

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously


Hahhahahhaa

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

spaceblancmange posted:



I got a weird feeling this one was already done

Sir I'm an expert in Apricot One memes and I can safely say that no, this has not been done.

Vakal
May 11, 2008


HappyCapybaraFamily
Sep 16, 2009


Roger Baolong Thunder Dragon has been fascinated by this sophisticated and scientifically beautiful industry since childhood, and has shown his talent in the design and manufacture of watches.

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Brock Samson posted:

Not OC but havent seen it and I'm too stupid to embed it!

https://i.imgur.com/TOmx0RV.mp4

Need to use the link with ".mp4" extension instead of link to the imgur page

also :dudsmile:

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship


ahahahahaha

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

holy poo poo

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

remarkable

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/dril/status/1277533406360776704?s=20

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."
https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1277429183636033536?s=19

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*


I made this joke in USPOL first

p_e_z_z
Feb 27, 2020


Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

GoutPatrol posted:

I made this joke in USPOL first

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

lol

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Lets see if there is any combinatory value to be gained from the latest pointless twitter meme

https://twitter.com/ViciousSkid/status/1277514860360658944

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

spaceblancmange posted:

Lets see if there is any combinatory value to be gained from the latest pointless twitter meme

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
this is one of those simpsons jokes i never fully got until years later and used too many cloves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph3QowmTZ3k

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The jokes about Homer being completely incapable of taking care of himself without Marge should have aged poorly, but ask so many poor women, and military recruits.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Jose posted:

this is one of those simpsons jokes i never fully got until years later and used too many cloves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph3QowmTZ3k

This is such an exquisite joke because the more you think about each individual part and the way it comes together, the worse it would be. That is uncooked frozen pastry, and that is a lemon-flavoured concentrate syrup intended for being mixed with gin and soda.

Like...

Lisa: There's no good posts on the forums
Homer: You gotta improvise, Lisa! Lowtax, domestic violence, imported cookies.... Let's go get Jeffrey of YOSPOS.

pitch a fitness
Mar 19, 2010

CommonShore posted:

This is such an exquisite joke because the more you think about each individual part and the way it comes together, the worse it would be. That is uncooked frozen pastry, and that is a lemon-flavoured concentrate syrup intended for being mixed with gin and soda.
https://www.pastemagazine.com/food/the-simpsons/cooking-the-simpsons-clove-and-tom-collins-pie/


quote:

There’s a reason that Homer made that face after he put a bite of this concoction in his mouth. It has inedible, teeth-cracking cloves in it, lemon-y sugar water, and a soggy, Play-Doh-like crust.


Just great commitment to the bit

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Ghost Leviathan posted:

The jokes about Homer being completely incapable of taking care of himself without Marge should have aged poorly, but ask so many poor women, and military recruits.

The r/relationships thread makes it clear that Homer is actually well above average as a husband. He showers, he goes to work, no one ever complains that they can smell his unwiped rear end.

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

In fact, his body odour has actually improved since high school.

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