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Classical Gas
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 23:25 |
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 23:28 |
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 23:32 |
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 23:52 |
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loquacius posted:AFAICT "apricot one" just means "a single apricot", as in "I'll see to it you don't get a single apricot" Well you can call me apricot one, or you can call me a single apricot, or you can call me an apricot, or you can call me one apricot, or you can call me single apricot floating in perfume served in a man’s hat. e.pilot fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Jun 29, 2020 |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 00:17 |
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e.pilot posted:Well you can call me apricot one, or you can call me a single apricot, or you can call me an apricot, or you can call me one apricot, or you can call me single apricot floating in a perfume served in a man’s hat.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 00:58 |
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GOOD LORD Also, thread's been killing it for the past few pages.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 01:00 |
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Usually it's the text that gets me but angry oversized head Kurt is incredible.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 01:04 |
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This thread makes me wish church was still meeting so I could thank God for creating humans. I guess I'll just have to settle for singing "In the Garden of Eden" in the shower.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 02:25 |
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I, a genius: "let your spirit soak?"
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 02:34 |
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 02:42 |
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Not OC but havent seen it and I'm too stupid to embed it! https://imgur.com/a/DDqfImT Brock Samson fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Jun 29, 2020 |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 03:27 |
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AHH F/UGH posted:Listen to what the gangster In the dark holding the gun says really closely with the volume up No.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 03:31 |
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Stack Machine posted:I, a genius: "let your spirit soak?" I believe it was a soaking accident
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 03:34 |
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 03:39 |
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I got a weird feeling this one was already done
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 03:40 |
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Hahhahahhaa
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 03:42 |
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spaceblancmange posted:
Sir I'm an expert in Apricot One memes and I can safely say that no, this has not been done.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 03:48 |
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 04:13 |
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 04:58 |
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Brock Samson posted:Not OC but havent seen it and I'm too stupid to embed it! Need to use the link with ".mp4" extension instead of link to the imgur page also
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 05:28 |
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 05:33 |
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ahahahahaha
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 05:56 |
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holy poo poo
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 06:01 |
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remarkable
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 07:43 |
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/1277533406360776704?s=20
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 10:25 |
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https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1277429183636033536?s=19
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 12:04 |
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 12:41 |
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I made this joke in USPOL first
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 12:58 |
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 13:16 |
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GoutPatrol posted:I made this joke in USPOL first
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 13:19 |
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lol
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 13:37 |
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Lets see if there is any combinatory value to be gained from the latest pointless twitter meme https://twitter.com/ViciousSkid/status/1277514860360658944
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 13:41 |
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spaceblancmange posted:Lets see if there is any combinatory value to be gained from the latest pointless twitter meme
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 13:46 |
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this is one of those simpsons jokes i never fully got until years later and used too many cloves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph3QowmTZ3k
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 14:25 |
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The jokes about Homer being completely incapable of taking care of himself without Marge should have aged poorly, but ask so many poor women, and military recruits.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 14:57 |
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Jose posted:this is one of those simpsons jokes i never fully got until years later and used too many cloves This is such an exquisite joke because the more you think about each individual part and the way it comes together, the worse it would be. That is uncooked frozen pastry, and that is a lemon-flavoured concentrate syrup intended for being mixed with gin and soda. Like... Lisa: There's no good posts on the forums Homer: You gotta improvise, Lisa! Lowtax, domestic violence, imported cookies.... Let's go get Jeffrey of YOSPOS.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 15:52 |
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CommonShore posted:This is such an exquisite joke because the more you think about each individual part and the way it comes together, the worse it would be. That is uncooked frozen pastry, and that is a lemon-flavoured concentrate syrup intended for being mixed with gin and soda. quote:There’s a reason that Homer made that face after he put a bite of this concoction in his mouth. It has inedible, teeth-cracking cloves in it, lemon-y sugar water, and a soggy, Play-Doh-like crust. Just great commitment to the bit
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 16:27 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:The jokes about Homer being completely incapable of taking care of himself without Marge should have aged poorly, but ask so many poor women, and military recruits. The r/relationships thread makes it clear that Homer is actually well above average as a husband. He showers, he goes to work, no one ever complains that they can smell his unwiped rear end.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 17:23 |
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In fact, his body odour has actually improved since high school.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 17:29 |