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Do you ______ the things that are going on
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recognize 17 18.89%
acknowledge 33 36.67%
see 15 16.67%
view 25 27.78%
Total: 90 votes
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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
cam newton on the pats

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I took a break from work & :lol: at the news.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

cam newton

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Wow! Superbowl MVP Cam Newton!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Taking resumes for Woke Pats fan who seriously overemphasizes Cam Newton's athleticism.

Nevermind, the position has been filled.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/robertmays/status/1277402926026240001?s=19

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Tortured bears fans sustain me

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
The Patriots are cheaters and I hate them

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1277403800534425602?s=19

Also he'd need a massive deal for this to happen

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So when the seasons cancelled can we just roll this contract into next year?

Nobody knows because seasons happening

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Nobody knows because seasons happening

I’m counting if it’s canceled after a game.

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe

Hot Diggity! posted:

The Patriots are cheaters and I hate them

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1277403800534425602?s=19

Also he'd need a massive deal for this to happen

You know how much QBs get paid right

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
What's more than likely will happen is that Cam will suck out loud, get hurt, and the Pats get a high pick. People overreact to names too much.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Adun posted:

You know how much QBs get paid right

Ya and comp picks are tied to the market iirc kinda would be surprised if he got a huge deal

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

FizFashizzle posted:

Bridgewater will win as many or more games as cam this year

That number will be near or at 0 because Quarterbacks almost never win games.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


Up to but only if he passes for 6000 yards, wins the superbowl and cures covid.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

Better Than You posted:

cam newton on the pats

now thats paper

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
This is a cool move; I'm ignoring that it's the Pats making the move.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I'm all about this and will be glad that Brady is shown to be a system QB.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/Ihartitz/status/1277427862598029312

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

:golfclap:

Also, guess I'm... rooting for the Pats this season

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Did they ever set that waste of a fifth round pick adrift, or did he keep his tattoos and suffer no consequences for being a nazi piece of poo poo

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Cam gonna go full Pirates of the Caribbean and bring back the powdered wig.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
"Cam Newton you are, without a doubt, the least accurate starting quarterback I've ever heard of"

"But you have heard of me"

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I think it's most likely that he never plays a snap for New England even if there is football this year.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

CTE

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Wow, there's a hundred new posts in the NFL thread and I've only been gone for a few hours, Did they cancel the season?

*Opens thread*

:stare:

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

I'll be honest - I haven't seen Cam play in a long time and I have absolutely no idea what kind of shape he's in or how he throws the ball these days.

But those numbers surprise me and I'm surprised he's been sitting on the market so long if that's what he was willing to to accept.

AndrewP fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Jun 29, 2020

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006





There’s nothing I love more in this world than content

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
I hope he does well and the Patriots have a losing season

I remember watching All Or Nothing on the Panthers about the 2017(?) season and man he was dealing with a bad shoulder then. Now he’s got a bad wheel as well

Cirrhosis Johnson
Jan 9, 2014

CTE as a font

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

AndrewP posted:

I'll be honest - I haven't seen Cam play in a long time and I have absolutely no idea what kind of shape he's in or how he throws the ball these days.

He was trending up in his last healthy season. Started playing a more solid game and was looking for easier passes that he can actually complete. I suspect he was battered after 2018, came into training camp and the season hurt, and then understandably did nothing before getting on IR. It's sad to see a dude like Cam get banged up to the point that he's a walking cripple on the field but that's the human body for you.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
Let's go Pats

Ready to pivot from a team that's actual evil to a team that's just football evil

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
There is never a time someone posts a Cam instagram I don't recoil from the text he uses. I can never seem to remember it's a drat thing he does so everytime it's a shock.

I wish there was some poo poo I could do to make a CAM GDT where everyone's text for a MNF Cam Newton game looks like it went through a blender like that.

SA title box rejects all of it.

•càmNÊWTÖNs1gnsW1THthéPATR1ÖTS•

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Wow, just saw the news about Cam Newton > Patriots.

Now he'll start getting those roughing the qb flags he never got before, and Belichick and the Patriots will win 3 more loving Super Bowls!!!

gently caress FOOTBALL!!!

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Athanatos posted:

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Well you can run it through http://mvp-posts.com/

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
Jfc, a healthy Cam on the Dark Lord's team, wtf.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Fine pats, Im ok with you having a 9 win season now

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Is this from Hamilton?

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