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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Lol you almost got me with that one

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

I honor the sacrifice of her blue checkmark.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Skwirl posted:

check the @.

That's why it sucks. Why is pretending Ivanka is bisexual funny?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/GraceSpelman/status/1261804181490413568

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/pilau/status/1277596709959409665

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/rosielanners/status/1277545491052584960?s=20

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


https://twitter.com/poolsideconvooo/status/1277635101761908741

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/natebargatze/status/1277648526814654465

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/JonErikHansen/status/1277449512819265536

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/LizardRumsfeld/status/1277644152688250881

I don’t know what the All of Garden thing is

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica
Why are we mad at the shredded cheese lady

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Piss Meridian posted:

Why are we mad at the shredded cheese lady

because she's treating her fajitas like a bratty 8-year old treats chicken tenders without the right kind of sauce

and also "cheese wife guy" is hilarious

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Well, we're more mad at the husband I think

I mean, you shouldn’t have to wait 20 minutes for something, but that’s under normal circumstances, and you shouldn’t put the whole restaurant on blast because you aren’t getting stellar service at a restaurant that probably shouldn’t be open in the first place. Perhaps the most egregious though is eating at a chain Tex Mex restaurant in loving McAllen Texas

zoux has a new favorite as of 20:59 on Jun 29, 2020

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



zoux posted:

Well, we're more mad at the husband I think

i mean, we're mad at both of them because they're dining out during a pandemic

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

I’m not mad at her. I just think it’s funny that her cheese struggle is being presented so dramatically. HOW WILL SHE GO ON??

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://twitter.com/sims/status/1277381145706053632?s=21

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Yoshi Wins posted:

I’m not mad at her. I just think it’s funny that her cheese struggle is being presented so dramatically. HOW WILL SHE GO ON??

some say she's still there to this day :spooky:

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
As someone who can just barely handle jalapeños, I have a charitable view towards cheese wife. It's cheese wife's husband being so entitled that bothers me.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Cheese doesn't make things less spicy

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Cheese wife and Cheese husband are both endangering the lives of some low-income individuals to have their fajitas, and they have the gall not to even enjoy them without their childish service demands being met. Like no poo poo you haven't seen your server in a while, every moment they spend near you directly increases the chances of them and their vulnerable loved ones dying.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Someone post the 'bagcheese polywife' story from r/relationships.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Your server is standing in the small area behind the shittier POS machine looking for jobs on their phone

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

zoux posted:

Cheese doesn't make things less spicy

It does/can absorb some of the capsaicin bc it’s fat soluble.

Or just dilute or cover it.

This is not me defending cheese wife.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Ignite Memories posted:

Cheese wife and Cheese husband are both endangering the lives of some low-income individuals to have their fajitas, and they have the gall not to even enjoy them without their childish service demands being met. Like no poo poo you haven't seen your server in a while, every moment they spend near you directly increases the chances of them and their vulnerable loved ones dying.

Hey. Tons of people besides the Cheese Family are endangering the lives of low-income individuals, starting all the way at the top.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


zoux posted:

Hey. Tons of people besides the Cheese Family are endangering the lives of low-income individuals, starting all the way at the top.

we can post pictures of them too

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Fuckin Cheese President folks

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
The only explanation that would make sense for cheese wife is if she's pregnant. It is not recommended to eat soft cheeses like you should eat on fajitas (cotija, queso fresco)

I'm probably overthinking it and the real answer is that they're both whiny tasteless babies

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


Cheese on fajitas is good but it's not worth not eating them over, nor posting about in the middle of civil riots in a loving pandemic. What do we have on tap for July? Volcanoes oddly erupting? Widespread earthquakes?

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Parallelwoody posted:

What do we have on tap for July? Volcanoes oddly erupting? Widespread earthquakes?

Mortons.

graventy
Jul 28, 2006

Fun Shoe

Parallelwoody posted:

What do we have on tap for July? Volcanoes oddly erupting? Widespread earthquakes?

https://twitter.com/bbchealth/status/1277682813333012481?s=20

Writers getting lazy, pandemic storyline so successful we're going to repeat it.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


graventy posted:

https://twitter.com/bbchealth/status/1277682813333012481?s=20

Writers getting lazy, pandemic storyline so successful we're going to repeat it.

Hey, the last one went viral.

https://twitter.com/thejohnconway/status/1277659372164915201

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/PCBearcat/status/1277677792403107842

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/tennei/status/1277382267611033601

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/Micromonics/status/1277497632039096322

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


This has the best replies of any tweet itt

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

theflyingexecutive posted:

This has the best replies of any tweet itt

Lol, no poo poo.


Me: honey twitter says you're cheating
Honey: alright, I'll get working on those cabinets you been bugging for.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

zoux posted:

I don’t know what the All of Garden thing is

From the comments

https://twitter.com/Black24Boi/status/1277645085245607936

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Man, there was a Jamaican restaurant that used to cater to my job a few months ago. I loving miss that place, it shut down before the pandemic.

Courtney, my dude, your meat patties were sublime. I hope you and your family are safe, wherever you are. :smith:

IshmaelZarkov
Jun 20, 2013

Mister Speaker posted:

Someone post the 'bagcheese polywife' story from r/relationships.

Isn't that the dude who played Sherlock?

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Why does everything have to be stupid all of the time

https://mobile.twitter.com/MissPavIichenko/status/1277622736756580352

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