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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Sand Monster posted:

You're supposed to evolve. You're not allowed to like the "I was out of my mind back then" material that Howard wants to pretend doesn't exist.

I wonder if he uses this as an excuse for being a lovely parent?

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Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

Bonzo posted:

I wonder if he uses this as an excuse for being a lovely parent?

100%

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I know he has talked about being a workaholic when they were growing up, but what else has come out about him being a lovely parent?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

He sat in his basement in Long Island and watched porn all weekend

His kids still talk to him tho so he probably did enough

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Lifespan posted:

I know he has talked about being a workaholic when they were growing up, but what else has come out about him being a lovely parent?

His eldest daughter had that fairly high profile "my dad put me off dating" article that came out a few years ago.

thumper57
Feb 26, 2004

I sometimes laugh randomly thinking about the Blue Iris "I love cock and balls" song, how she can't quite keep up with the tempo and is running out of breath.

Also clear this up for me: in the Eric Green Acres song, does he say he'd gently caress Katherine McPhee's father's rear end or hat? I always heard "hat" and found it way funnier because it was so stupid.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

euphronius posted:

His kids still talk to him

he's rich

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Shatoo day Rrosheeld

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
143

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
if anyone's going on a REALLY long car ride, here's 10 hours of Daniel Carver. I forgot that they would make him do movie reviews and they would give him movies which were either really gay, really "black" or really "Jewish."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VALmE_ursvQ

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you, my mistress
Again, my mistress
Thank you
Thank you
AAAhhhhAAAhhaahhh

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
https://old.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/hjyaom/brett_hatley_hopes_to_sue_reddit_katelyn_wants/

What the hell is this? I don't watch Twitch but that camera angle is ridiculous. She's above him yet he has an empty chair next to him? What's going on?

Also it's fuckin 2020 and these two can't figure out that if you put something on the web, people who didn't pay for it are going to access it?

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
Did anyone actually check out their "only fans?" I assume it's just Brent, hosed up and naked, trying to stay relevent.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Bonzo posted:

https://old.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/hjyaom/brett_hatley_hopes_to_sue_reddit_katelyn_wants/

What the hell is this? I don't watch Twitch but that camera angle is ridiculous. She's above him yet he has an empty chair next to him? What's going on?

Also it's fuckin 2020 and these two can't figure out that if you put something on the web, people who didn't pay for it are going to access it?

This has Leonard J Crabs written all over it.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Johnny-on-the-Spot posted:

Did anyone actually check out their "only fans?" I assume it's just Brent, hosed up and naked, trying to stay relevent.

A couple of her pictures were posted on Reddit. My take away is that Brent is punching above his weight, good for him, but of course the Reddit became a shitshow. That video though... who the hell is watching whatever that is? I thought he was booted from Twitch?

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Lifespan posted:

My take away is that Brent is punching above his weight...

Pfft, the dude is a 7. She's lucky to be with him.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Don't forget... She's built like a brick poo poo house. :barf:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
A brick poo poo house or a lovely brick house?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Imagine if Jackie and Nancy ever tried this.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Happy Fourth of July Jackie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1eLC_eG3KI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3PQIjCxi0Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b289BuVfMQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK7WC11nBC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpAKiZEewa4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SojBDFgFj1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6tzSt-e8fY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oMxeZLDevI

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I was playing golf this weekend on a TruGolf simulator for a friend's stream and the color commentator said 143 at one point (mentioning the distance to the hole) and all I could think of was Sal's Wife.


which is why I lost

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


Ooo thx gonna listen to these later. AHUUUYYYY (manic jackie noise)

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Poor Timmy, but also lol

edit:

Sand Monster posted:

His eldest daughter had that fairly high profile "my dad put me off dating" article that came out a few years ago.

Link?

Burden
Jul 25, 2006

YeahTubaMike posted:

Poor Timmy, but also lol

edit:


Link?

https://nypost.com/2015/11/08/my-dad-howard-stern-put-me-off-dating-men/

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Kind of interesting how Stern mocked religion and religious people for years and years. I wonder if his daughter got fed the same lines...

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Sand Monster posted:

Kind of interesting how Stern mocked religion and religious people for years and years. I wonder if his daughter got fed the same lines...

Doesn'r she bring along Kosher dishes for family meals? I don't mean a dish like a food I mean she beings her own plates and flatware.

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
Isn't she a Rabbi?

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Imagine being so superstitious (and pretentious) that you bring your own special plates or the invisible man in the sky will punish you. It's not that different from OCD, except if you get enough people together doing the same rituals it's no longer called mental illness. What a tremendous waste of time and energy. It must be exhausting.

POCKET CHOMP
Jul 20, 2003

me irl.
i mean religion, am i rite folks??

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Ether Frenzy posted:

I was playing golf this weekend on a TruGolf simulator for a friend's stream and the color commentator said 143 at one point (mentioning the distance to the hole) and all I could think of was Sal's Wife.


which is why I lost

I want one. Was it realistic in your opinion?

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
20k for grolf in your house :eyepop:

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

20k for grolf in your house :eyepop:

I wonder if Howard has one installed next to his bowling alley.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

kolby posted:

I want one. Was it realistic in your opinion?

Yeah, it's very good. Putting is still a 'learning scenario' and it's really easy to mash it past the hole on your first 30 tries until you figure out you're not playing Mini Golf, but making 10', and in, an autoputt gimme helps speed up rounds/makes them close to realistic times, and allows nice approach shots/recoveries to feel great if you get it within 10 foot.

Everything is extremely close to realistic and has a lot of telemetry that would help you improve your game, my guy is very spreadsheet oriented and knows his club speed/etc IRL and has calibrated this setup to match. It's also surprisingly close to the same workout as a real round, minus the walking/riding between shots.

He figured it was like buying a (relatively cheap) fun car for a couple years and he's not wrong, he's getting a lot of use out of it. It has something like 130 courses available, with (lol) DLC.





Also, Eric the Ack-Ack-Actor really missed a trick by being such a bad sport about flying with balloons.
https://i.imgur.com/kiaLdmV.mp4

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
GODDAMMIT GARY I KNOW ITS YOU!!

NO ITS NOT ME!

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Spot the marginally subtle dig included in this blind item: https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2020/07/blind-item-8_6.html

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Sand Monster posted:

Spot the marginally subtle dig included in this blind item: https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2020/07/blind-item-8_6.html

I remember that she used to show up early at red carpet gigs so other photographers could "practice" taking pictures of her.

Bet you 10 bux she's going to try to get an show where she interviews people.

Or she's about to divorce Stern and is attempting to get her name out there.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Bonzo posted:

I figured the sub reddit was made up of the type of mostly SFN refugees.

I think it's more O&A refuge. There was alot more overlap than anyone would admit.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Baaaaaaart! I got a deal ya can't miss...

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Lifespan posted:

Baaaaaaart! I got a deal ya can't miss...

I'm sellin' grandpa's pants
Cuz they smell like pis-... *click*

Edit: I don't think I've ever taken part in a thread where I've legitimately wanted to hang out with the other posters as much as I want to do that with everyone here. I'd say let's organize a zoom (or some other platform) video call, but we'd likely just end up Mike Walker Farting six feet from our mics.

"Let's see who's calling..."

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story, real briefly?

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