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it's true gently caress off bronze fonz
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 00:38 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 04:54 |
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he's never had sex
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 00:38 |
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Crusty Nutsack posted:well maybe he's so good at sex that everyone but himself is a disappointment Favorite poster spot overtaken again! Hell Yeah posted:it's true gently caress off bronze fonz I'm having sex right now as I type this with my cookie hand.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 00:42 |
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I heard he's never even hit a woman
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 00:43 |
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Motherfucker posted:I love 2 cum in nerd pusy
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 01:18 |
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Sid Vicious posted:I heard he's never even hit a woman we can be sure they've never watched the hit movie Blade Runner 2049
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 01:29 |
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Sid Vicious posted:I heard he's never even hit a woman Is that why bronze supports lowtax so vehemently
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 01:54 |
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Having just recently watched Bladerunner 2049 for the first time myself I have to say I'm actually more upset about that revelation than his devotion to lifelong virginity and solemn oath to never touch another human being sexually in any manner.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 02:04 |
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A sextape will soon be published and it will set the record straight.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 02:05 |
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How many goats are in the sextape
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 02:07 |
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The sextape will consist of him walking around cursing Lowtax and showing off the burn-it-downbonfire.gif
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 02:29 |
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Musluk posted:How many goats are in the sextape https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQJFJFCBd2s is a preview but spoiler alert it contains the moneyshot
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 02:33 |
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I had sex with my wife this morning it was cool 5/5 would do it again
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 02:34 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:The sextape will consist of him walking around cursing Lowtax and showing off the burn-it-downbonfire.gif Wait, how do you guys gently caress?
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 02:35 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:Wait, how do you guys gently caress? Very carefully, OP.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 02:56 |
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I had a sneaky suspicions this guy never hosed before. disgusting. at least he smells good I guess
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 03:03 |
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Motherfucker posted:I love 2 cum in nerd pusy
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 03:10 |
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Nooner posted:I had sex with my wife this morning it was cool 5/5 would do it again Nice.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 03:11 |
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ok everyone please calm down I'm sure beloved forums poster bronze fonze has plenty of sex with his genitals of choice. I never doubted ya bud
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 03:14 |
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Nooner posted:I had sex with my wife this morning it was cool 5/5 would do it again Gross!
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 03:16 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:ok everyone please calm down I'm sure beloved forums poster bronze fonze has plenty of sex with his genitals of choice. I never doubted ya bud Thank you and my genitals smell good too.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 03:16 |
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Bronze Fonz has never had sex, he's only ever done frottage.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 03:20 |
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Reminder that palpatine had a big cum in a woman to make a woman who then made Rey palpatine Skywalker
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 04:29 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:Reminder that palpatine had a big cum in a woman to make a woman who then made Rey palpatine Skywalker are you saying that bronze fonz is palpatine or rey's grandma
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 04:43 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:Thank you and my genitals smell good too. That's not what Sid told me this morning. That's right Sid is trying to incept all of us to cover up his shameful affair with the man who hasn't seen Blade Runner 2049 or played Halo!
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 05:06 |
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Oh my god no my secret is out...abort mission abort mission please release the cyanide capsule I repeat they know release the suicide capsule
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 05:07 |
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blade runner 2049 wasnt that good. it was really well shot but you cant make a movie out of good shots (they tried its called blade runner 2049)
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 05:11 |
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Muscle Wizard posted:blade runner 2049 wasnt that good. it was really well shot but you cant make a movie out of good shots (they tried its called blade runner 2049) hey buddy, about this movie you merely tolerated...... I freaking loved it
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 05:14 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:hey buddy, about this movie you merely tolerated...... I freaking loved it bro (ungendered) it was really well shot. like incredibly. the entire time i watched it i was like holy poo poo....this shot is soo good...whoa the they actually made Sexy Notebook Guy's car look like he lives in it like my 2006 honda accord....this is sick...but then i remembered the goofy rear end 'villain' and the fact that every scene starts after like 5 minutes of slow panning over a really sick shot and also that the plot doesnt matter and that deckard is entirely shoehorned in.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 05:16 |
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remember when the bad guy is like 'i will show u what pain really is' and it entirely fell flat because the director forgot about setting up anything other than cool shots??? i do.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 05:18 |
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Should I try and make the sex tonight? I don't wanna get roasted like Fonz.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 05:20 |
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So the argument is he's never had sex with a man or a woman, correct? Well why focus on the negative, let's talk what he has had sex with. Remember that scuba diving excursion and the incident with a beluga whale. Or that time on that middle school field trip at the marshmallow factory and lost his balance and fell into the marshmallow hopper. And we can't forget about his cum sock(s), I say it counts.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 05:44 |
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Muscle Wizard posted:blade runner 2049 wasnt that good. it was really well shot but you cant make a movie out of good shots (they tried its called blade runner 2049) Hey, hey, HEY!!! It also had a really good soundtrack... ...if you saw it in a theater. Muscle Wizard posted:but then i remembered the goofy rear end 'villain' and the fact that every scene starts after like 5 minutes of slow panning over a really sick shot and also that the plot doesnt matter and that deckard is entirely shoehorned in.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 05:45 |
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Derpies posted:Should I try and make the sex tonight? I don't wanna get roasted like Fonz. No. Sex is horrible and gross, and no one should ever do it. Source: I've done it.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 05:45 |
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OB-GYN Kenobi posted:So the argument is he's never had sex with a man or a woman, correct? Finally a nice person around here. I appreciate this, thank you.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 05:47 |
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Muscle Wizard posted:remember when the bad guy is like 'i will show u what pain really is' and it entirely fell flat because the director forgot about setting up anything other than cool shots??? i do. tbh I dont even remember that line. I just remember how pretty it was. I watched it new years eve this year for the first time very inebriated. I thought it was 4 hours long it went on for so long.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 05:51 |
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I took my date to see the new Blade Runner and then we played some Halo, yet we didn't have sex. What the hell?
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 06:00 |
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LabyaMynora posted:Source: I've done it. Prove it have sex with Bronze Fonz right now. I'll bring the goat
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 06:01 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:tbh I dont even remember that line. I just remember how pretty it was. I watched it new years eve this year for the first time very inebriated. I thought it was 4 hours long it went on for so long. it was so loving pretty dude. theres no shame in that.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 06:10 |
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What is this "sex" everyone keeps talking about
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