what is that man doing to his coffee maker

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prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

i wonder if i could just eat the coffee crystals and get the benefits of coffee faster

# ? Jul 2, 2020 11:30

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# ? May 16, 2024 02:24

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

i dont see how it would be faster, if the cadfeine is dissolved in water oyu can absorb it through the intestines

# ? Jul 2, 2020 11:49

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

i have been known to chew on a bean occasionally

it's actually a p accurate way to preview how the coffee is gonna taste

# ? Jul 2, 2020 12:08

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

bump_fn posted:

i dont see how it would be faster, if the cadfeine is dissolved in water oyu can absorb it through the intestines

true. i bet you could put the crystals in a peanut butter sandwich, though. i should try that, the next time i have peanut butter and bread

(i got very, very little sleep last night)

# ? Jul 2, 2020 12:11

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

been drinking a lot of aeropress and espresso recently, enjoying a change of pace with a mellow French press

# ? Jul 2, 2020 12:35

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

prefect posted:

i wonder if i could just eat the coffee crystals and get the benefits of coffee faster

my grandma drank instant coffee every day of her life. swore by it.

I don�t get it but she loved it. maybe it�s a Great Depression thing?

# ? Jul 2, 2020 12:56

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

my grandma drank instant coffee every day of her life. swore by it.

I don�t get it but she loved it. maybe it�s a Great Depression thing?

it's my backup coffee supply. always there when i need it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDrh5pujB9I

# ? Jul 2, 2020 13:10

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

having coffee

# ? Jul 2, 2020 14:00

Archduke Frantz Fanon: Sep 7, 2004

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

my grandma drank instant coffee every day of her life. swore by it.

I don�t get it but she loved it. maybe it�s a Great Depression thing?

its easy and does have a quality too it that i could se some people liking

pressed some air today

# ? Jul 2, 2020 14:08

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

having my first cup of work bean for the day :feelsgood:

# ? Jul 2, 2020 14:33

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Cat Face Joe posted:

# ? Jul 2, 2020 14:50

HamAdams: Jun 29, 2018; yospos

feelin frisky today so i decided to buy a coffee from the coffee shop around the corner

# ? Jul 2, 2020 15:11

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

The unflavored cold brew concentrate T.Joe's sells is p.deece when mixed with milk (or chocolate milk because I am an literal manchilde).

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# ? Jul 2, 2020 16:13

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Schadenboner posted:

The unflavored cold brew concentrate T.Joe's sells is p.deece when mixed with milk (or chocolate milk because I am an literal manchilde).

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

graph while i understand your current "not haveing coffee" situation i believe this probation is hypocritical and would be better handled by captain foo

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:09

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

also make it a full day plz

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:10

slicing up eyeballs: Oct 19, 2005; I got me two olives and a couple of limes

quaffin a cuppa

prefect posted:

true. i bet you could put the crystals in a peanut butter sandwich, though. i should try that, the next time i have peanut butter and bread

(i got very, very little sleep last night)

instant coffee is a god-tier additive to chocolate chip cookie dough - 1T per like 36-cookie batch

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:24

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Schadenboner posted:

The unflavored cold brew concentrate T.Joe's sells is p.deece when mixed with milk (or chocolate milk because I am an literal manchilde).

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol at this petty jealousy

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:38

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

brewing a second batch right now

one of those days

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:54

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Cat Face Joe posted:

graph while i understand your current "not haveing coffee" situation i believe this probation is hypocritical and would be better handled by captain foo

i mean if you want chocolate coffee milk at least go do it right and pick up some Autocrat

# ? Jul 2, 2020 19:13

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

brewing a second batch right now

one of those days

post lunch �fee kinda day

# ? Jul 2, 2020 19:45

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

yeah same. it�s some kind if sunk cost situation for me though because my mind is already trashed for the day and the coffee is just kind of making me feel worse.

gotta ride that caffeine wave juuuuust right.

:thunk:

# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:15

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1278374809261314048

# ? Jul 2, 2020 23:10

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

The mistake was in imagining that cheering-up was possible.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 23:36

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

but man, when you nail it tho......

# ? Jul 2, 2020 23:38

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

President Beep posted:

but man, when you nail it tho......

# ? Jul 2, 2020 23:41

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

bump_fn posted:

https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1278374809261314048

# ? Jul 3, 2020 00:35

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Me drinking one cup of coffee at 5am when I wake up to get my bowels moving, with just a normal floor beneath me.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 03:18

TimWinter: Mar 30, 2015; https://timsthebomb.com

TIL making your own nitro cold brew means getting n2 canisters, not no2 (laughing gas / whippits).

Also, that sometimes bon jovi friday means drinking whippit nitro cold brew at 10:30pm

# ? Jul 3, 2020 03:31

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

holy poo poo

i'm laughing so hard

So....how is it?

# ? Jul 3, 2020 03:43

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

nitrous and a bunch if caffeine sounds like a really weird combination. looking forward to op�s trip report on erowid.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 03:51

psiox: Oct 15, 2001; Babylon 5 Street Team

dissociating hard on coffee whip-its

in contact with the True Drupe

# ? Jul 3, 2020 04:02

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

lmfao

# ? Jul 3, 2020 06:57

TimWinter: Mar 30, 2015; https://timsthebomb.com

Well it explains why I was in such a good mood all week

# ? Jul 3, 2020 06:58

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

TimWinter posted:

TIL making your own nitro cold brew means getting n2 canisters, not no2 (laughing gas / whippits).

Also, that sometimes bon jovi friday means drinking whippit nitro cold brew at 10:30pm

this sounds like the greatest thing in the history of the universe :swoon:

# ? Jul 3, 2020 12:38

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

this coffee tastes funny!

# ? Jul 3, 2020 12:51