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Why spend all that time to dig ore in order to smelt it into ingots in order to forge them into chains in order to bind Asherah? Instead, let's just eat Asherah.
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Catpetter1981 posted:Why spend all that time to dig ore in order to smelt it into ingots in order to forge them into chains in order to bind Asherah? Gonna need a fork
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Jul 2, 2020 09:37
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JT Jag posted:they meant for us to bind the hunger forever by, like, staying celibate and poo poo This is the real reason Ish taught us how to move water, we are meant to part the sea like black Moses.
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Jul 2, 2020 10:13
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EmpyreanFlux posted:So create the platonic ideal of a binding material? I'm now devoting all of my voting to the invention of duct tape
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Jul 2, 2020 10:34
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We need to make Blooded Duct Tape, must invent and then break the very will of duct tape.
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Jul 2, 2020 11:11
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1 C 2 GGGGG 3 AH 4 B 5 G 6 - Nothing from me
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Jul 2, 2020 12:01
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Lmao. A guy doesn't like us, obviously he has been corrupted by foreigners ablooblooblooBoba Pearl posted:We need to make Blooded Duct Tape, must invent and then break the very will of duct tape. Good post, good plan 
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Jul 2, 2020 12:43
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It's not that the chains are breaking on asherah. The padlock on the end is the old annoying kind with a bunch of spinny number wheels and asherah has been patiently brute forcing it with every combination from 00000000000000000000 to 99999999999999999999. If we can replicate it and add our new alphabet, we can swap 'em out and save everyone a lot of grief.
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Jul 2, 2020 13:26
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Somewhere at the bottom of the ocean, a 64-disc tower of Hanoi is approaching completion.
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Jul 2, 2020 13:27
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Sneak into Gershom's house in the middle of night and shoot him in the head with a blooded bronze arrow.
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Jul 2, 2020 13:34
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Cornuto posted:Sneak into Gershom's house in the middle of night and shoot him in the head with a blooded bronze arrow. Yeah! How dare he think that we're a bad guy!
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Jul 2, 2020 14:06
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I dunno maybe we should just leave Glockenspiel alone?
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Jul 2, 2020 14:21
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TacoNight posted:Yeah! How dare he think that we're a bad guy! Lmfao
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Jul 2, 2020 14:28
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Brain Candy posted:I dunno maybe we should just leave Glockenspiel alone? No way I'm leaving a guy alone who is only giving us the respect due an uncle instead of genuflecting before us like the golden god we are.
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Jul 2, 2020 14:32
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We got enough hate from the old men of Zepath, now some young upstart is going to start hating on us too.
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Jul 2, 2020 14:44
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Catpetter1981 posted:Why spend all that time to dig ore in order to smelt it into ingots in order to forge them into chains in order to bind Asherah? I have to say I admire your consistency. It's nice seeing Hunger Team win new adepts even this late.
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Jul 2, 2020 15:32
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Mr. Nemo posted:I have to say I admire your consistency. It's nice seeing Hunger Team win new adepts even this late. Is that not just one of Slaans alts?
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Jul 2, 2020 15:48
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Commission an adventurous Blooded (but expendable) inhabitant of Kavodel to retrace Gerbok's path to see if the Cyclops exists. We can reward them with a suit of fancy armour or membership of the Balls.
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Jul 2, 2020 16:04
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Plan SniperWoreConverse
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Jul 2, 2020 16:04
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Theglavwen posted:Every weapon we make is a weapon that's intended to make things we kill be dead. That we don't know how to do that is exactly the problem. Ashera's stuff comes back to unlife. Fishmen, Shushem, rotting amorphous globs of flesh with ten million eyes and mouths I wanna make one that will kill for real, so this can't happen. Hexenritter posted:Honestly I feel like the "kill it deader than dead" property we're seeking is currently far beyond us and will be some much later-game El-tier blessing or bestowal rather than something we discover we can do, but all we can do is strive to perfect our art, which we're doing.
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Jul 2, 2020 17:21
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ShotgunWillie posted:Is that not just one of Slaans alts? I have no alts, only adherents
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Jul 2, 2020 17:40
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Seriously Danal, this is the exact reason you don't raise a Gazorpazorp, have you learned nothing from Rick and Morty?
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Jul 2, 2020 17:43
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ShotgunWillie posted:Is that not just one of Slaans alts? Between Slaan and I you think we'd have enough accounts to actually eat someone. The last victory for team hunger was calling the lightning, unless you count eating a rock.
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Jul 2, 2020 17:49
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Plus we're well equipped in other ways to make this thing. The hundreds of zealot fighters & smiths & heroes & artisans at our beck who are entirely willing to help in any possible way. And our money and merchant connections to find weird doodads we might need. And all the people willing to do baseline stuff like build walls or whatever so that we can physically get the correct kind of detestable thing into the forge without risking it eating our town. And the hammer. And snarls who can help smell for the right thing. This isn't something to pierce the sky or destroy death itself or anything. All this hosed up poo poo is a disgustingly modified version of normal stuff, which was made by an evil process. A process that can be disrupted. I think the blooded arts are pretty much having a more nuanced understanding of how things actually work, and correctly reworking them in accordance with the will of El. I think we can do this if we really focus on it and look at it from every possible angle.
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Jul 2, 2020 18:06
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Have we asked Gimli if he’d like to go hunting with just us and have a chat? I would think if your honored uncle asks you to accompany him you’d have to go?
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Jul 2, 2020 18:08
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TK-42-1 posted:Have we asked Gimli if he’d like to go hunting with just us and have a chat? I would think if your honored uncle asks you to accompany him you’d have to go? Perfect plan! Then we just have to claim that Gloin was eaten by goblins!
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Jul 2, 2020 18:17
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Ashera's stuff comes back to unlife. Fishmen, Shushem, rotting amorphous globs of flesh with ten million eyes and mouths Mercy pasting your enemies into unrecognizable goo is the correct way to avoid undead problems in the future.
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Jul 2, 2020 18:48
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yeah but some of them are literally formed of goo
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Jul 2, 2020 18:52
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SniperWoreConverse posted:yeah but some of them are literally formed of goo This goo needs more mercy!
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Jul 2, 2020 18:58
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pumpinglemma posted:Somewhere at the bottom of the ocean, a 64-disc tower of Hanoi is approaching completion.  Gonna just assume that Gershwin is a regular turd of a dude we have to worry about in a century.
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Jul 2, 2020 19:01
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1. G 2. BDFFG 3. H, and if possible I'd like to try and get a lot of it to nearby cities we think likely to be attacked the upcoming Jubilee 4. B 5. G
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Jul 2, 2020 19:02
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TK-42-1 posted:Have we asked Gimli if he’d like to go hunting with just us and have a chat? I would think if your honored uncle asks you to accompany him you’d have to go? Just let Gertrude go. He's second in command of the Shafts and a ZMM in all but name at this point it seems, he's got better things to do with his time than go hunting with a relative he doesn't like who is imposing on his time. That's a great way to get him to dislike us even more. If he thinks Danal should be king, well, he can take that up with Danal (who very much does not want to be king).
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Jul 2, 2020 19:02
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SniperWoreConverse posted:yeah but some of them are literally formed of goo Keep pounding them and make them into Balls. Fishballs. Or light Mercy on fire and pound them with that. Everything's better when it's on fire. Edit - Take Gebeb out hunting and trip him into the Orm hole.
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Jul 2, 2020 19:04
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Jul 2, 2020 19:04
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To all the naysayers saying a slice of life is of empty of impact, if Diog is telling the truth about this game (and there is no reason to suspect otherwise) being primarily sim then things don't revolve around Enkidel, events happen regardless of us and the world evolves on it's own. This includes things Gershom coming back with a mysterious blooded bronze suit of armor and a story full of pigshit, things that could impact the GZMA.
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Jul 2, 2020 19:05
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EmpyreanFlux posted:To all the naysayers saying a slice of life is of empty of impact, if Diog is telling the truth about this game (and there is no reason to suspect otherwise) being primarily sim then things don't revolve around Enkidel, events happen regardless of us and the world evolves on it's own. This includes things Gershom coming back with a mysterious blooded bronze suit of armor and a story full of pigshit, things that could impact the GZMA. Yeah. I know it's hard, but it's important to bear in mind that the world does not revolve around us, no matter what our Well tells us. Stuff can and does happen independent of us.
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Jul 2, 2020 19:19
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The world doesnt revolve around us, but plenty of incredibly powerful beings have us as a major component of various plans and probability trees (if nothing else than as a potential spoiler)
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Jul 2, 2020 19:27
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Team hunger should be voting for plan Sniperworeconverse because the best weapon to permanently neutralize enemies would be the Celaphot claw spear(which eats them.) Then, when we finally fall to hunger, we can eat the spear for a spam-like condensed meal of everything the spear’s eaten!
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Jul 2, 2020 19:28
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Team El should be voting for plan Sniperworeconverse because it’s the best way to kill demons, especially “invulnerable to normal weapons” demons, and there’s nothing more pleasing to El than killing demons. Team Adventure should be voting for it because if and when we go out again, if we hit a greater demon, it’s game over without something that can damage it. Team SimKavodel should be voting for it because it’s the best way to protect Kavodel and stay in Kavodel, especially the “arming other people to do the dirty work” part.
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Yeah, agreed. Plan SniperWoreConverse instead
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