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DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

I'm embarrassed for ever enjoying Aries' commentary on 205 Live. He's kind of a gently caress face.

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Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Extremely cool how Karen has been co-opted by white dudes to enable them to continue being shitheads.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Austin Aries has always been a very talented gently caress face.

Paper Lion
Dec 14, 2009




iirc there's some deep lore where a couple goons from this subforum trolled him on twitter and he came to the sub and started matching usernames to twitter accounts and preemptively blocking those accounts despite never having interacted with him on twitter before. this was at least 5 years ago

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Make this happen, universe!

https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/1278064838149918720

e: Chuckie T backup screenshot:

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Jesus, Austin looks 50

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

forkboy84 posted:

Jesus, Austin looks 50

constantly railing against the IGNORANCE and COWARDICE of "experts" like these so-called "scientists" who want to "keep hundreds of thousands of people from dying" takes its toll on a man

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Paper Lion posted:

iirc there's some deep lore where a couple goons from this subforum trolled him on twitter and he came to the sub and started matching usernames to twitter accounts and preemptively blocking those accounts despite never having interacted with him on twitter before. this was at least 5 years ago

Yeah this was when he on Impact being a huge shithead at around the same time he stuck in crotch in Christy Hemme's face I believe

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

All I can think of when I think of Austin is him back stage after he threw a big fit during his match with John Morrison..

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Yeah, the gently caress happened to Aries? He looks like he's aged 20 years since I last saw him.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
I guess you could say that A. SARS is born.

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

lol

STAC Goat posted:

Yeah, the gently caress happened to Aries? He looks like he's aged 20 years since I last saw him.

He's just not dyeing his hair

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Pinwiz11 posted:

Make this happen, universe!

https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/1278064838149918720

e: Chuckie T backup screenshot:


i Need this

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

STAC Goat posted:

Yeah, the gently caress happened to Aries? He looks like he's aged 20 years since I last saw him.

2020 hosed up a lot of people. Even the poo poo heels.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Evil Badman posted:

2020 hosed up a lot of people. Even the poo poo heels.

Yeah, Aries is a dude who seems to have to pick every possible fight, is always angry, and has to have an opinion. Just imagine being that kind of rear end in a top hat this year, it's gotta be a lot of work.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Pinwiz11 posted:

Make this happen, universe!

https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/1278064838149918720

e: Chuckie T backup screenshot:


I was trying to watch that show a couple nights ago but I just couldn't stand it. Maybe the "lava" makes everything even more slick than it seems, but I'm just seeing the size of those jumps and thinking I could run from start to end on some of those courses.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


22 Eargesplitten posted:

Maybe the "lava" makes everything even more slick than it seems, but I'm just seeing the size of those jumps and thinking I could run from start to end on some of those courses.

Everything in that show* gets drenched within a few minutes

*Only thing that wasn't was the pyramid, which already had no traction to hold yourself onto to begin with

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



My issue with the show are the various reality show edit/interview/un-acting that the people do. Just run the freakin' course, you're wasting our time! You two, narrator.

But a Best Friends team run? Sign me up!

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

I like it but it is absolutely over-edited. Maybe it's just me but I'd much rather watch it as a straight competition than 3 comedians doing an obstacle course and working their 5 minutes.

Hammond Egger
Feb 20, 2011

by the sex ghost

Bushwacker Butch looking great for his comeback.

CaptainApathyUK
Sep 6, 2010

I've spent the last 2 pages seeing those dumbfuck Austin Aries posts and for some reason my brain subbed in Nick Aldis and I was confused as hell by that photo.

I'm not a smart man

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


CaptainApathyUK posted:

I've spent the last 2 pages seeing those dumbfuck Austin Aries posts and for some reason my brain subbed in Nick Aldis and I was confused as hell by that photo.

I'm not a smart man

Something you share in common with Austin Aries, fittingly enough

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

if you've never been in the ring you have no right to critique us. now let me tell you why doctors are full of poo poo

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


Although the current is very tough to top, this is thread title material.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Gumball Gumption posted:

I like it but it is absolutely over-edited. Maybe it's just me but I'd much rather watch it as a straight competition than 3 comedians doing an obstacle course and working their 5 minutes.
As always, the Japanese original is always much better than the loud, obnoxious, half-baked US versions.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

RealFoxy posted:

As always, the Japanese original is always much better than the loud, obnoxious, half-baked US versions.

I can draw a huge parallel between what you are talking about and the WWE. And it's not Japanese Wrestling > WWE.

In WWE, it would be more entertaining if they just let the wrestlers wrestle, and let them be entertaining and naturally charismatic outside the ring/on the mic. But instead they make them speak in. that. cadence. as they recite lines written for them, and wrestle exactly the same way to the hard camera each time. And as such it sucks.

In these shows, it would be more entertaining if they just let the contestants run the course, and let the audience choose if we want to cheer the goofy housewife, or ex-soldier guy etc. But instead they shoehorn in some loud untalented presenters braying in our faces at the beginning and end, and then try to force narratives and backstories on to each person running and waste time with pointless cuts and edits instead of showcasing teh athletic feats. And as such it sucks.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I'm sorry everyone

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1278401897779671042?s=20

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

https://mobile.twitter.com/Traumacpw/status/1278403217467080705

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1278478835311206400?s=20

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009






https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1278485202319228928

Drag his rear end!

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

This is from a while ago but watch from the beginning of the video just for Big E's even keeled commentary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zb18oO_vsI

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/LanceHoyt/status/1278723268946604033?s=20

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/njpwglobal/status/1278674792741138434?s=20

In case for some reason you don't check out the New Japan thread, tomorrow's New Japan Cup semi-finals are live on https://njpwworld.com/ for free. No idea if it's just free live or if it's free to watch on demand later.

It's a big show for New Japan, their first live primetime broadcast TV show in 34 years, it's setting up the New Japan Cup finals which will be the first New Japan show with fans since February, so I'd imagine there will be fireworks. So if you're furloughed from work right, get up for 11am UK time, 6am EST, 3am PST. There's 2 confirmed matches on the card with the semi-finals & 2 other matches which are planned but unannounced but will be some sort of multi-man tag fun. If you're a wrestling fan & will be able to make 2 hours tomorrow morning you really should try to catch it. You've got 2 of the best wrestlers in the world in one match, you've got tag team partners going head to head for the right to win the Cup & getting a shot at Tetsuya Naito at Dominion for his World & Intercontinental titles.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

He's not wrong.

Lowki and Aries are both unbelievable talents that are such tremendous assholes that it amounts to nothing.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

https://twitter.com/sekibooon/status/1278612172696743936?s=20

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

i legit thought this was val venis

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/The_MJF/status/1278855606737264640?s=20

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TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

https://twitter.com/The_MJF/status/1278791236502118402

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