Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Washington Regulators

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
Mount up

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Washington Samuel L. Jackson’s

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
RG3 was on the field, trying to consume

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

fartknocker posted:

Hell, the best Viking teams never even got to the Super Bowl.
They might have even won it if they made it; at the very least they had a much better shot than the Falcons. Unfortunately Gary Anderson picked the wrong game to turn into a pumpkin.

Fire Safety Doug
Sep 3, 2006

99 % caffeine free is 99 % not my kinda thing
Washington Elites

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Matthew_Paras/status/1278811846414413824

the washington bullets

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I can't believe my fellow Chiefs fans haven't posted Crazy Legs Bono yet


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLr_28griT8

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
The Washington Pimps

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Its gonna be Washington Ronald Reagans.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The DC Superpacs

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


would Washington Natives be offensive or acceptable? they'd get to keep their general theme and maybe a similar logo


I'm partial to Washington Hogs, though. fits the DC theme and offensive line history

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Snyder looks at the CFL, goes with Washington REDBLACKS.

Edit:

pmchem posted:

would Washington Natives be offensive or acceptable? they'd get to keep their general theme and maybe a similar logo


I'm partial to Washington Hogs, though. fits the DC theme and offensive line history

Yeah, I don’t think Natives would work. Warriors is probably the only way they’d be able to pull off the Native American imagery, but I think the time where that was an option passed, and they’ll basically need a whole new logo and essentially everything but the color scheme/basic uniform patterns...

fartknocker fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Jul 2, 2020

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Taking the field, it's the Washington Pedophiles!

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe
Snyder should do the full face turn and name them to Redtails

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

fartknocker posted:


Yeah, I don’t think Natives would work. Warriors is probably the only way they’d be able to pull off the Native American imagery, but I think the time where that was an option passed, and they’ll basically need a whole new logo and essentially everything but the color scheme/basic uniform patterns...

This is how the Stanford Tree came about

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
The Washington Georges

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Snyder is just going to double down.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

The Washington Express

They tried it for the NBA.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Snyder is just going to double down.

I wonder if that would be enough for the other owners to think about forcing him out?

Like Richardson?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The Washington Snyders

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The Washington Snyders

Which is worse, it being named for Dan or Zack?

dingo with a joint
Jan 12, 2019

wrong cow

fartknocker posted:

Which is worse, it being named for Dan or Zack?

The Washington Snyder-Cut.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
The Washington Watchmen

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The Washington

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

fartknocker posted:

Hell, the best Viking teams never even got to the Super Bowl.

I'm not sure if that's true or not, the 4 Super Bowl loss teams had the greatest quarterback in NFL history up to that point and a DL that had its own damned nickname so I'm assuming they were pretty awesome.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


I don't think Snyder will stonewall this but instead hell slow walk it as long as he can in hopes that people forget about it eventually.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the washington tailspins. the washington hasbeens. the washington mortal sins

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
The Washington Bengals

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The Washington Snyders

Mascot is a pretzel bite.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Can we do some brand synergy and combine the football team with Johnny Rockets?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Someone said elsewhere that he should rename the team the Washington Fightin' Whites

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Surprised "Washington Senators" hasn't been suggested, even though the owner of the baseball version of that team relocated them because of racism.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
The Washington Trumps

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Closing the other thread was tyranny.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
The Washington Ol Hickory and the logo is Andrew Jackson is very on brand for Snyder.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Washington Browns

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Closing the other thread was tyranny.

The really upsetting thing is that Athanatos actually is my mom and I don't know why she won't admit it.



Why won't you admit that I'm your son, mother? I love you. :smithicide:


a neat cape posted:

The Steelers

The current steelers aren't talented enough to be compared to the chargers.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Eifert Posting posted:



The current steelers aren't talented enough to be compared to the chargers.

Over the last decade I think it's been pretty comparable, especially on offense

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



The Capital City Goofballs

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply