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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

abuse culture. posted:

our contestants have only one hour to guess and prepare the dish they believe our judges are thinking about

the other contestants accuse me of cheating for singing the peanut butter jelly time song while i make my toasted peanut butter with concord grape compote sandwich on artisan sourdough

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abuse culture.
I won with my dish “sex with the attractive cohost”

Abugadu

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
was thinking about Hamburger Helper and how hamburger is p good on its own, maybe some other foods could use the help instead. Asparagus Aide
Onion Companion
Broccoli Bro

The X-man cometh
Liver Lifter
White Bread Wingman

xcheopis


Pumpkin Pal

Heather Papps

hello friend


french fry friend exists but we call it ketchup



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
spaghetti support

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
Alfredo alfred (it's like Batman's butler)



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
peanut butter butler

beans buddy

jerky joy

pork rind porter

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xcheopis


Casserole concierge

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
pudding peon

cake companion

bacon backup (the one with a cop on the box)

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Finger Prince


Gene Hackman Fan posted:

peanut butter butler

beans buddy

jerky joy

pork rind porter

I could see a beans buddy working, like boil up some beans, drain, chuck in a pack of beans buddy, mash em up in a pan - instant refritos. That's probably actually a thing already.

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
Hollywood is now run by an excitable ten year old child and screenwriters try to pitch them classic movies.



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

google THIS

magic cactus posted:

Hollywood is now run by an excitable ten year old child and screenwriters try to pitch them classic movies.

"I don't get it. When do the farts start?"

"Once again, that's not why we're calling it Gone With the Wind."

"Ok but why are the racists the good guys?"

"Uhh..."

alnilam

magic cactus posted:

Hollywood is now run by an excitable ten year old child and screenwriters try to pitch them classic movies.

Excuse me this is the joke thread not the fact thread hyoooo



ty manifisto

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

alnilam posted:

Excuse me this is the joke thread not the fact thread hyoooo

how do i :five: a post



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

alnilam posted:

Excuse me this is the joke thread not the fact thread hyoooo

as #metoo and epstein have shown, it runs *on* ten year olds, not by ten year olds.

Dip Viscous


a thread where people review totally normal items that everyone has in their home as if they were the most contrived, useless, as-seen-on-tv-style bullshit they've ever seen in their lives

total exasperation at paring knives and tape measures

xcheopis


Dip Viscous posted:

a thread where people review totally normal items that everyone has in their home as if they were the most contrived, useless, as-seen-on-tv-style bullshit they've ever seen in their lives

total exasperation at paring knives and tape measures

Why is this built-in cat bed so awkwardly placed?

google THIS

Animal rights snacktivists, like people who say that it's inhumane to blast Goldfish with flavor

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
sustainable cheeto harvesting ended when consumers began to demand the dangerously cheesy variety

google THIS

They just pack those sardines in there like...like...

more falafel please

forums poster

flavor XXXplosions are causing irreparable damage to the natural combos ecosystem




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






cda

by Hand Knit
Knock knock

nut

cda posted:

Knock knock

Who's there?

cda

by Hand Knit

nut posted:

Who's there?

Ween

Goons Are Gifts

Ween who?


cda

by Hand Knit

Weeneed to enter your house :classiclol:

nut

i was already laughing at ween who like it's asiren

Goons Are Gifts

lmao


Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
"woke up from a nightmare where it was twenty years in the future and they were making a movie adaptation of Friends.

But then I remembered there won't be a society in five years and calmed back down."

Jaguars!


P·A·L·S

C·H·U·M·S

B·U·D·S

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

u have my attention :rock:

Prof. Crocodile

google THIS posted:

Animal rights snacktivists, like people who say that it's inhumane to blast Goldfish with flavor

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
"You only live once!"

-Cleric, to party because they're too cheap to keep a 10,000gp diamond on hand for a resurrection

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
dressing up like a member of the american military and asking people if i can come into their home.



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Prof. Crocodile

There is that one scene in the movie Weird Science, when Bill Paxton says "you're stewed, buttwad". So the idea is like a 1980's movie cookbook and one of the recipes is 'Bill Paxton's Stewed Buttwads'.

cda

by Hand Knit

magic cactus posted:

dressing up like a member of the american military and asking people if i can come into their home.

haha

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cda

by Hand Knit
dressing up like a crowded theater and telling people to yell fire in me

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Dip Viscous


use d-pad to move cursor to "Difficulty: Normal" but the other option is "Abnormal"

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