NFL N/V July: Hail to the Football Team

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Mind_Taker posted:

The Capital City Goofballs

https://youtu.be/XItRcMuraCI

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DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

L ducking m ducking a loving o

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1278862328478535682?s=21

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cheesetriangles: Jan 5, 2011

There's no way they don't change at this point.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 02:36

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

The trump reaction will be weapons grade schadenfreude.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 02:43

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004

Change it back to the Washington Braves.

Snyder probably will announce that they are changing to the DC Redskins.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 02:51

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

I could see them going to something vaguely nationalist like Minutemen or Patrio-- wait, that ones taken.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 03:01

a patagonian cavy: Jan 12, 2009; UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

how about the Washington clowns??? Just like the ones in Congress! Folks,

# ? Jul 3, 2020 03:02

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

keep the name, change the mascot. checkmate libs

# ? Jul 3, 2020 03:07

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

I hope Snyder spite names the team something stupid then refuses to sell it

# ? Jul 3, 2020 03:08

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

The Washington Hogs

# ? Jul 3, 2020 03:12

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

The Washington... San Diegans!

# ? Jul 3, 2020 03:15

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Cavauro posted:

The Washington... San Diegans!

Whoa

# ? Jul 3, 2020 03:16

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Get hosed, Dan Snyder.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 03:21

The Dave: Sep 9, 2003

I wonder if he's already done explorations into other names with logos drawn up to always have as reference for when this happens...

lol nah he doesn't actually see any issues

# ? Jul 3, 2020 03:28

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Washington Alex Smith's hosed Up Leg

# ? Jul 3, 2020 03:48

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Use a white people slur.

The Washington Karens

# ? Jul 3, 2020 03:54

Rooster Brooster: Mar 30, 2001; Maybe it doesn't really matter anymore.

Washington Boomers

Also whoever posted Washington Football Wizards that was a really good one, thanks.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 04:03

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

more like Washington Grand Wizards

# ? Jul 3, 2020 04:15

Bismack Billabongo: Oct 9, 2012; New Love Glow

Washington Werewolves.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 04:35

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

It'll be Redhawks so they can keep the colors and use the R logo.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 04:39

Factor Mystic: Mar 20, 2006; Baby's First Post-Apocalyptic Fiction

I want a NFL/MCU crossover... call them the Washington Redskulls:

# ? Jul 3, 2020 04:39

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Use a white people slur.

The Washington Karens

Washington Crackers
Washington Peckerwoods
Has anyone said Washington Rednecks yet?

# ? Jul 3, 2020 04:41

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

MrLogan posted:

Change it back to the Washington Braves.

Snyder probably will announce that they are changing to the DC Redskins.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1273644627317448704

# ? Jul 3, 2020 04:59

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Spoeank posted:

Washington Alex Smith's hosed Up Leg

Aww, Alex

# ? Jul 3, 2020 05:04

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

fartknocker posted:

Washington Crackers
Washington Peckerwoods
Has anyone said Washington Rednecks yet?

# ? Jul 3, 2020 05:20

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Just use Alex's doped-up face as the new logo

# ? Jul 3, 2020 05:23

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Spoeank posted:

Washington Alex Smith's hosed Up Leg

How about just the Washington hosed Up Legs. I mean they have a long and storied history: Theismann, RG3 and Alex

# ? Jul 3, 2020 05:53

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Washington Bonespurs

# ? Jul 3, 2020 05:56

Fate Accomplice: Nov 30, 2006

Rooster Brooster posted:

Washington Boomers

Make this the name and the logo a battleship firing its cannons.

Like, for real.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 06:23

cheesetriangles: Jan 5, 2011

Make it a sub firing a nuke instead.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 06:59

Highbrow Slick: Jul 1, 2007; it is a fool who stays alive - but such fools are we.

It'll just be straight up Washington Soldiers because it's lame af and prints money.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 07:01

Mr. Fix It: Oct 26, 2000; 💀ayyy💀

Highbrow Slick posted:

It'll just be straight up Washington Soldiers because it's lame af and prints money.

Washington R TROOPS

# ? Jul 3, 2020 07:18

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

e: too tasteless

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 09:21 on Jul 3, 2020

# ? Jul 3, 2020 07:23

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

The Washington Wizards logo would just be a dude in a hood

:thejoke:

and all, but I think it irritates me cause I can't say we're living in a timeline where it's off the table

# ? Jul 3, 2020 08:13

Hizawk: Jun 18, 2004; High on the Lions.

Washington Mayochups

loving do it Snyder.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 08:43

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Washington Washouts

# ? Jul 3, 2020 09:02

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Washington Pimps

Because they literally pimped out their cheerleaders to rich investors.

Washington gently caress Dan Snyders

# ? Jul 3, 2020 10:38

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Washington [Your Ad Here]

# ? Jul 3, 2020 11:16

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Barudak posted:

Washington [Your Ad Here]

Yeah I was just gonna say effectively this. Knowing Snyder it wouldn't surprise me if they got renamed the Washington Subways and the logo was a footlong.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 12:11

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Comedy option: why have a real name at all? Rename them Washington Schmashington and the logo can be just some guy dismissively waving their arms with a disgusted look on their face.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 12:15

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