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tiiiiiiime LIFE
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Riptor posted:tiiiiiiime LIFE TIME LIFE!
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Jun 29, 2020 20:44
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Chrpno posted:"I'm Prick Baxter...." Lol which one is this from
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Jun 30, 2020 07:32
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Tetramin posted:Lol which one is this from Super Nintendo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ7txuDfSHA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W9CWFtTflc quote:”I'm gonna kick you in the jaw, young man.” Gonz fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Jun 30, 2020 |
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Jun 30, 2020 07:52
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Ya sound like Lurch, Raymond.
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Jun 30, 2020 13:24
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Grover Knox? can you do a Dave Minshall impression
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Jun 30, 2020 13:32
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The people that get roped along are funny and all, but my favourite is the ones that go from 0-11 angerwise in 6 seconds flat.
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Jun 30, 2020 13:42
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SilvergunSuperman posted:The people that get roped along are funny and all, but my favourite is the ones that go from 0-11 angerwise in 6 seconds flat. a lot of those are pretty obviously people he's called tons of times in the past. he just edits out the buildup so it seems like the person is just a lunatic flipping out for no reason. good example is the rope call where the guy goes ballistic the moment he hears the name "lloyd wabbit"
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Jun 30, 2020 14:06
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Jun 30, 2020 14:19
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I like the guy who totally loses it as LPC plays his little song on his little keyboard ... "you-are-not-do-ing-too-well-today"
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Jun 30, 2020 14:45
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Never knew the first half of super nintendo is longmont's friend
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Jun 30, 2020 18:38
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Living in Longmont, this is a very fun and confusing thread to read. LPC loving owns
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Jun 30, 2020 19:05
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the super nintendo track always felt weird to me cause an old dude telling a suicidal child to walk to his house for a free nintendo feels less like ha ha prank phone call and more like someone grooming a kid. i get that thats the joke but uhhhh
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Jun 30, 2020 19:16
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Chrpno posted:I like the guy who totally loses it as LPC plays his little song on his little keyboard ... HOW ARE YOU TODAY I 🎺 WOULD 🎺 LIKE 🎺 TO 🎺 HEAR 🎺 YOU 🎺 SAY 🎺
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Jun 30, 2020 20:04
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http://noisetent.com/2020summersuperstore.htm Just wanted to spam this here because I’m on the mailing list. LPC store! The shirts are a bit expensive but cool. And the USB complete anthology is tempting. I wanna look like a holographic donkey, end of paragraph.
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Jun 30, 2020 23:03
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:the super nintendo track always felt weird to me cause an old dude telling a suicidal child to walk to his house for a free nintendo feels less like ha ha prank phone call and more like someone grooming a kid. i get that thats the joke but uhhhh I think about the kid saying "I plan to be... dead when I grow up" a lot.
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Jun 30, 2020 23:52
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Ingmar terdman posted:Never knew the first half of super nintendo is longmont's friend Yeah I was wondering about this. I listened to that one for the first time a day or two ago wearing headphones, and I could hear the LPC side speaker was being coached “say this,” in the background etc.
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Jun 30, 2020 23:59
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Ralph Hurley posted:http://noisetent.com/2020summersuperstore.htm That Ultimate Session Bundle seems like a hell of a deal. My birthday is coming up...
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Jul 1, 2020 02:10
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oh dope posted:That Ultimate Session Bundle seems like a hell of a deal. My birthday is coming up... Same. In three weeks. Gonna pool a bunch of birthday cash from relatives and buy it.
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Jul 1, 2020 04:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty6Hjc3A_-I ”I've got boxing gloves on my neck right now, on a rope. I'll go left, middle, right, middle-right, left, middle, to your face. Gonna be lights out, when I'm done with ya. I'm gonna wipe you out with martial arts. Period. End of discussion.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umXLpx6oSL8 ”I don't know what on earth I'm supposed to do. My skin...it feels like nylon. I can't get it out of my system! I can't get...this feeling out of my system, I've had it all day, since I was over there. I feel like I've got a seatbelt on, all the time.” Gonz fucked around with this message at 10:18 on Jul 2, 2020 |
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Jul 2, 2020 10:09
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Gonz posted:
It's not that impressive over the phone, dude.
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Jul 2, 2020 10:53
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Chrpno posted:It's not that impressive over the phone, dude. That's more than..you're going to be able to get off before you're knocked out, man. Sorry. You're not gonna get that left out. You know, that first left is going to be...knocked out...you're knocked out.
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Jul 2, 2020 15:29
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OP as in opie cunningham
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Jul 2, 2020 15:38
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Ingmar terdman posted:Never knew the first half of super nintendo is longmont's friend YES, this one always seemed off to me and now it makes sense
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Jul 2, 2020 15:59
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you've got the balls, I've got the guts...we'll meet out in the parking lot. Anytime
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Jul 2, 2020 23:01
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The Super Nintendo call has one of his best lines ever, "Well we've got a little of it on tape, from the previous conversation." "We'll play it at your funeral, how's that sound?"
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Jul 3, 2020 00:48
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I drive a Daihatsu Bluebird
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Jul 4, 2020 01:30
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The_Continental posted:I drive a Daihatsu Bluebird Blooper
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Jul 4, 2020 02:34
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"I need ya to reseat my calipers." Reseat your calipers? "Mhm." Okay, alright, call me back in five minutes, I'll get you a price, man. "What's the turnaround time on it?" About a hour and a half. "I'm gonna come up'air and, uh, you'll recognize me, I got a thug chain around my neck." You have a thug chain around your neck? "Yeah." Alright, sounds good, buddy. We'll play some Run DMC for you, man. "You still missin' teeth?" No, I'm not missin' any teeth, man. "You will be when I show up." Alright, sounds good, man. "I'm gonna rough ya up, and I'm gonna flatten ya out."
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Jul 4, 2020 02:36
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digital goober?
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Jul 4, 2020 04:59
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Tire shop guy seems so ready to rumble
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Jul 4, 2020 05:04
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I'm just gonna pump iron, and then we're gonna settle up
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Jul 4, 2020 05:07
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Yucatan Suckaman
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Jul 4, 2020 06:44
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someone on the wiki has got to get the names listed - Brent Bump FeeFee No No Thrasher Dugan Nashhhhh Buck Pucker Herbie Rubbit (from the Trapezoid of Discovery) just the names alone are amazing work Heywood with Food and Friends (the aforementioned guy who goes ballistic when LPC is singing at him) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AWaDgvwOEY Dr. Yinz Ljubljana fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Jul 4, 2020 |
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Jul 4, 2020 07:11
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”This promotion is just heating up back here. So peel 'em back, load 'em up and just lick your lips, alright? Grip hold of our goodies like there's no tomorrow. And remember, our sale price is firm, real firm. You got me? Alright. And over in aisle nine here at Food and Friends, we got our compost heap fired up...” Oh! ”...ready to go. We need everybody to step up to the plate, just dump your cabbage and your squash in the aisle, and get hopping up and down. Just mush your mulch...” Are, are, are you still talking to me? ”...right into the ground. Just smoosh your goop all up and down.” Wait, who are you?!? ”We got...” Who are you?!? Hello?! “We got people leaping up and down. We got people leaping all around. And we got a fractal cactus. We got a holistic medicine man on premise, he'll get with ya a little bit later.”
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Jul 4, 2020 07:29
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Gonz posted:”This promotion is just heating up back here. So peel 'em back, load 'em up and just lick your lips, alright? Grip hold of our goodies like there's no tomorrow. And remember, our sale price is firm, real firm. You got me? Alright. And over in aisle nine here at Food and Friends, we got our compost heap fired up...” just remember, the top of the guacamole is by far the creamiest
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Jul 4, 2020 07:36
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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:just remember, the top of the guacamole is by far the creamiest Okay, you go digging around any deeper than that, things get a lot chunkier and much, much chewier down there. Your chip won't fit, the thing will break off on ya you know if you...go poking around down there.
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Jul 4, 2020 07:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8xCM0dSLY "I'm just trying to condense that into one tripler, maybe two couplers and a flipper, just to condense it...so uh.. Do y'all take coupons?"
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Jul 4, 2020 07:50
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RIP GG Allin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fncf_4oUrok "sittin' around... tssss-what's goin' on man shiiet" "sittin' here drinkin' beam" "whhut?" "i'm sittin' here drinkin' beam" "is that factual?" "factual"
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Jul 4, 2020 12:36
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I need some kinda quip quatch is what I’m after at this point
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