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the diagonal left for me. Caroline calloway kept me from two others snipe tax of a scallop swimming https://twitter.com/makokaazo/status/1279809883206909952?s=20 second revision i'm sorry for all the eyes! Ambitious Spider has a new favorite as of 20:54 on Jul 5, 2020 |
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Wait, those all aren't procedurally generated nonsense phrases? I have so many questions. What's a clout baby? Guess I'm not actually too online. That's a relief.
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Jul 5, 2020 20:46
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gently caress. I know of every one of these, and I'm not even American. I will never log off!
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Jul 5, 2020 20:48
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Wikipedia explains it And according to it she's an "Instagram Personality" which would explain why I've never heard of her until now.
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Jul 5, 2020 20:51
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Moon Slayer posted:Wait, those all aren't procedurally generated nonsense phrases? I have so many questions. What's a clout baby? A woman adopted a special needs baby for clout but couldn’t hack actually being a mother
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Jul 5, 2020 20:53
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theflyingexecutive posted:A woman adopted a special needs baby for clout but couldn’t hack actually being a mother Oh god that was this year? It feels like forever ago
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Moon Slayer posted:Wait, those all aren't procedurally generated nonsense phrases? I have so many questions. What's a clout baby? It's a baby you adopt for twitter clout. Then it pisses on the rug and you return it to the shelter
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Jul 5, 2020 20:55
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There but for the grace of Caroline Calloway go I. (Where "grace" is standing in for "having never heard of".)
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Mak0rz posted:Wikipedia explains it Specifically she’s a crazy scammer. https://twitter.com/coherentstates/status/1279859477844340737?s=21
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Jul 5, 2020 20:57
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She is a loving garbage fire of a person. A one woman fyre festival. An influencer who ghost wrote all of her posts and then didn’t pay her ghost writer which led to a blowup essay from the writer. Then she embraced the fact that she was garbage and said that doesn’t that make her *more*authentic? Cut to: her learning about simps and starting up an onlyfans. Now she is performatively horny on twitter in the weirdest goddamn way https://www.thecut.com/2019/01/caroline-calloway-instagram-seminars-cancelled.html
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Jul 5, 2020 20:59
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theflyingexecutive posted:A woman adopted a special needs baby for clout but couldn’t hack actually being a mother She used the term "forever home" when talking about "rehoming" a human child.
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Jul 5, 2020 21:00
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Publicly indicating that you are invested in the CC drama is: 1) The easiest way to announce you are a special New York Writer's Twitter version of terminally online. 2) The easiest way to get her to retweet your post because she retweets absolutely anything she's tagged in under the grounds of 'performance art'. I think. The Onlyfans thing was her claiming her low effort cosplay lewds were breaking new ground in intellectual pornography, also somehow suggesting she is the only person who has both been to Cambridge and posted nudes.
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Jul 5, 2020 21:40
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darkwasthenight posted:Publicly indicating that you are invested in the CC drama is: I am not NY but follow enough Terminally Online NYC people, and yes, that is how she entered my world.
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Jul 5, 2020 21:56
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Caroline Calloway was some big time influencer on IG and then a woman wrote a post about how she was her best friend and had actually ghost written a lot of her posts and also Calloway was some kind of female Patrick Bateman and that started the whole thing because IG people are drama obsessed and CC decided she was just going to post through it and it ended at the natural endpoint for all such public meltdowns/dogpiles: nudes being posted. https://twitter.com/PleaseBeGneiss/status/1278138622726647809
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Jul 5, 2020 21:58
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I try hard to stay in touch but the term simp completely alludes me and makes me feel  af
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Jul 5, 2020 22:01
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Cocaine Bear posted:I try hard to stay in touch but the term simp completely alludes me and makes me feel Findom for neckbeards
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Jul 5, 2020 22:03
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Cocaine Bear posted:I try hard to stay in touch but the term simp completely alludes me and makes me feel white knighting but somehow more pathetic; doing embarrassing poo poo for a hot e-girl who doesn’t know your name
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Jul 5, 2020 22:07
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Trevor Hale posted:Findom for neckbeards Ah, Gotcha. Concise and clear. Thanks! Have this haiku in return: How to define simp? "it's just findom for neckbeards" Says wise Trevor Hale
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Jul 5, 2020 22:11
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Jul 5, 2020 22:14
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Kinda depends on who is calling you a simp, could be anywhere from "you are literally a paypig for findommes" to "you don't hate women as much as me"
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Jul 5, 2020 22:17
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Cocaine Bear posted:Ah, Gotcha. Concise and clear. Thanks! Have this haiku in return: I will treasure this.
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Jul 5, 2020 22:17
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Kinda depends on who is calling you a simp, could be anywhere from "you are literally a paypig for findommes" to "you don't hate women as much as me" It's just the new cuck and it's somehow worse, so I wish they'd just go back to cuck classic
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Jul 5, 2020 22:27
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Kinda depends on who is calling you a simp, could be anywhere from "you are literally a paypig for findommes" to "you don't hate women as much as me" I mean that’s the same thing for white knight
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Kinda depends on who is calling you a simp, could be anywhere from "you are literally a paypig for findommes" to "you don't hate women as much as me" This is where I got confused. I though it was in the vein of when an rear end in a top hat calls someone a cuck (e.g. you're spending time with some woman and and she isn't even sucking your dick right now, what are you a simp). But in the context of the instascammer boob lady vis-à-vis the only fans pivot it makes sense now. Guess it depends who is saying it and to whom.
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Jul 5, 2020 22:28
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CharlestheHammer posted:I mean that’s the same thing for white knight There’s an implication of self-degradation to simp that’s not in white knight. The best way I can describe simp is “printer carrier”.
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Jul 5, 2020 22:28
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Printer carrier but for a woman he's never met and she doesn't even know he exists.
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Jul 5, 2020 22:32
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I always knew Eustace Bagg was alt-right, he's an oogaboogaboogaloo boy
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Jul 5, 2020 22:38
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sa was before the wave just like jonpop was an incel before peeps used the word incel
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simp doesn’t have the racial undertones which is good
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ultrafilter posted:Printer carrier but for a woman he's never met and she doesn't even know he exists. Poor Borky, carrying Jesus' printer in heaven now.
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Has anyone done the necessary work to see how true it is that the quality of a Seinfeld episode is inversely proportional to how many lines/how much screentime Jerry Seinfeld gets? I know that it is The Truth, but I want to know if there are any numbers to go along with it.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/royoswalt44net/status/1279859271161741312 When the ground rules email for the orgy goes out
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Jul 5, 2020 23:06
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Is that guy a pitcher or a catcher?
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MizPiz posted:Has anyone done the necessary work to see how true it is that the quality of a Seinfeld episode is inversely proportional to how many lines/how much screentime Jerry Seinfeld gets? I know that it is The Truth, but I want to know if there are any numbers to go along with it. He has tons of screentime and lines in every episode. And in most of the famous classic episodes like The Contest he has even more lines and screentime. But if you want to do the math and decide which episodes are "good" compared to his presence then go right ahead.
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LawfulWaffle posted:Is that guy a pitcher or a catcher? I believe he is a "belly-itcher."
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