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Emron posted:remember when the president gathered the press in a room unannounced and did a big photo op with all the top military brass, and when the press asked about it he said "maybe it's the calm before the storm, you'll find out" and nothing ever came of that do i need a reason to surround myself with beautiful generals who look just like the movies
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Maya Fey posted:do i need a reason to surround myself with beautiful generals who look just like the movies ring up central casting
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Maya Fey posted:do i need a reason to surround myself with beautiful generals who look just like the movies they come up to me and they say sir, I've never cried in my life, sir, these are big macho guys, and they say thank you sir, with tears in their eyes. and it's very beautiful.
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Jonny 290 posted:ring up central casting trump saying people look like they're "straight out of central casting" is a really specific joke that for a few days it seemed the liberal hivemind didn't understand was still racist tho when he said it about some japanese reporter or w/e
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that time when a reporter asked trump about how rich people were getting covid tests when poor people were being told there were no tests and he replied "yeah that's life lol" and moved on to the next question
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Unusually, the spirit of justice statue at the DOJ doesn't wear a blindfold to signify blind justice
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bio force ape posted:in the wake of 9/11, Donald Rumsfeld somehow lost or misplaced one billion dollars No he definitely did not
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Misplaced it in the middle of Crawford ranch
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"I'm the decider", GW Bush
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GalacticAcid posted:Does anybody remember the original tweet about like a funny animal video and a rose emoji account responding "please don’t share this, [whatever type of animal] only does this when they’re VERY SCARED" I know the tweet youre thinking of but the guy who posted it deleted his account so idk how to find it
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that time when a cop died because she crashed her car into a sewage tanker truck and the news anchor stated her name to be "Dee Dee Megadoodoo."
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uber_stoat posted:that time when a cop died because she crashed her car into a sewage tanker truck and the news anchor stated her name to be "Dee Dee Megadoodoo." I think about poor deedee a lot
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Zizek on Chapo was great, though.
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GalacticAcid posted:Was her real name Deirdre? yeah, the freaking newslady couldn’t even get that right
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uber_stoat posted:that time when a cop died because she crashed her car into a sewage tanker truck and the news anchor stated her name to be "Dee Dee Megadoodoo." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hu-HfpKi84
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uber_stoat posted:that time when a cop died because she crashed her car into a sewage tanker truck and the news anchor stated her name to be "Dee Dee Megadoodoo." praxis
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that time the working families party endorsed warren over bernie then refused to show the leadership/membership breakdown.
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TontoCorazon posted:I laugh hard just thinking about dee dee megadoodoo 
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exmachina posted:No he definitely did not ya I could lose a $5 bill and my day would be ruined but he somehow????? loses a billion dollars in tax money and he was like "haha whoops" and laughed about it and the scumfuck post-9/11 media rallied him on without further comment because we gotta go after Osama!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxzONeK1OwQ Rick Perry's pitch perfect creepy tone of "gays in the military" (also Rick Perry's ever so illustrious career as Secretary of Energy under the Trump admin) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ud3pK5Wa90 Chuck Norris's wife's pitch perfect creepy tone of "1000 years of darkness"
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bio force ape posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxzONeK1OwQ Rick Perry claimed he shot a coyote while he was out jogging one morning some press person asked what happened to the body or if he had a photo or w/e and he was completely unprepared, said he just kept jogging it was entirely coincidental that it was in an election period and his image wasn't manly, just an utter coincidence, and of course it wasn't a calculated bid to look like a hardcore 2A guy because he carried a concealed weapon and wasn't afraid to use it
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Annoying musical aside it's pretty funny that Thomas Jefferson had his vice president blow away his biggest political rival.
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bio force ape posted:ya I could lose a $5 bill and my day would be ruined but he somehow????? loses a billion dollars in tax money and he was like "haha whoops" and laughed about it and the scumfuck post-9/11 media rallied him on without further comment because we gotta go after Osama!!! This is fake news. It was actually 2.3 trillion dollars lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7ywpfOOn7k
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britishbornandbread posted:the “I’m sorry” caused my head to fall off The video and this comment have ensured I will never to be able to stop laughing ever again.
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