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In case any of y'all were wondering Joe's most recent post on twitter was platforming a kid who was talking bout how he opted out of a high school English class during a reading of Huck Finn because 'he heard that word often enough in practice.' Are we prepared to discuss who the most likable team is in the AFC:N? Cuz I have a suggestion.
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honestly, mahomes made a huge mistake here shoulda opened up some bullshit 'sports therapy' company and had them open a $400m contract with KC while he took a relatively cheap QB contract, so KC could sign an OL and WRs for him. the league learned nothing from the Pats
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speaking of which, when you get paid $450,000,000 where exactly do you store it? Most people that rich have it tied up in various assets and stocks, not in hard cold cash. You don't want it tied up in any one bank because FDIC only covers up to like half a million, and at 450M that's a lot of banks to spread it over.
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Intruder posted:Mahomes got rich staying home, A-Rod left town and baseball even more than other sports seems to have this "WHAT ABOUT THE LOYALTY?" poo poo despite the fact that you make a fraction of your value usually until you're on the back end of your prime ARod wasn't on the back of his prime, and the logic he gave for leaving a very good team was that he wanted to sign with a contender. He then signed the richest contract in baseball history with a mediocre team that proceeded to suck until he went to the Yankees. So yeah ARod can go to hell
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SKULL.GIF posted:speaking of which, when you get paid $450,000,000 where exactly do you store it? Most people that rich have it tied up in various assets and stocks, not in hard cold cash. You don't want it tied up in any one bank because FDIC only covers up to like half a million, and at 450M that's a lot of banks to spread it over. he will hire a guy whose sole job is to make sure number only goes up they are called family office managers
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SKULL.GIF posted:speaking of which, when you get paid $450,000,000 where exactly do you store it? Most people that rich have it tied up in various assets and stocks, not in hard cold cash. You don't want it tied up in any one bank because FDIC only covers up to like half a million, and at 450M that's a lot of banks to spread it over. Well he's not getting it all at once, but you already said it. Various assets, stocks, and bitcoin.
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SKULL.GIF posted:speaking of which, when you get paid $450,000,000 where exactly do you store it? Most people that rich have it tied up in various assets and stocks, not in hard cold cash. You don't want it tied up in any one bank because FDIC only covers up to like half a million, and at 450M that's a lot of banks to spread it over. 900 different banks
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Silly Burrito posted:Well he's not getting it all at once, but you already said it. Various assets, stocks, and bitcoin. I mean the obvious answer is diamonds.
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Jul 6, 2020 23:46
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https://twitter.com/PatrickMahomes/status/1280255561674653697
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And yet the State Farm commercials make out Mahomes's agent to be the bad guy.
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$140 million signing bonus is still a hell of a lot of money.
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I'd imagine some Swiss bank has their phone(s) ringing off the hook right now.
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He's gonna be Ghislane Maxwell's number on his phone rich.
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Jul 6, 2020 23:48
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Henrik Zetterberg posted:900 different banks Not if he wants it FDIC insured for the limit of $250,000 with his $503 million. 2,012 different banks. If not, commemorative NASCAR plates are a safe investment if he doesn't want that hassle.
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mods namechange me to Funday with LJ
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shirts and skins posted:ARod wasn't on the back of his prime, and the logic he gave for leaving a very good team was that he wanted to sign with a contender. He then signed the richest contract in baseball history with a mediocre team that proceeded to suck until he went to the Yankees. perhaps if the mariners had simply matched the rangers offer! although the story of A-Rod's contract with the Rangers is hilarious in other ways. His agent Scott Boras had a fake mystery team constantly driving up the price so the Rangers were bidding against themselves
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*Sim City 2000 music begins playing*
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This is the worst day of my life
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I love that Trubisky is trending in my Twitter feeds.
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This is 205 million in US currency from a 2007 raid (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/drug-money/#photo). Pat Mahomes will have two and a half of these, roughly. Or if you like Breaking Bad and use this math: https://www.reddit.com/r/breakingbad/comments/zasrc/my_calculation_of_how_much_money_is_in_walts/  8 of those.
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Grittybeard posted:Maybe I'll be wrong but at least in the immediate future I don't see people hating on Mahomes like they did ARod. I mean I'm sure there will be some, and I know I'm going to hear a lot of laughing about the Chiefs not being able to put a team around him together. But I feel like most will just be 'well poo poo, but if anyone it might as well be him.' I really like Mahomes and love watching him play, rooted for KC in the SB, but if he keeps cockblocking the Ravens in the AFC playoffs (which he will) I might start hating him real fast 
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Kalli posted:He's gonna be Ghislane Maxwell's number on his phone rich. Literally made me laugh out loud.
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a neat cape posted:This is the worst day of my life https://youtu.be/bfpPArfDTGw
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Couple more of those contracts and he could be an owner!
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a neat cape posted:This is the worst day of my life Don’t worry, we all die one day.
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Sunday Morning posted:Couple more of those contracts and he could be an owner! I mean he could probably buy an NHL franchise with that contract alone
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Honestly I'm not sure this could ever be considered a bad deal. Even if Mahomes suffers a career ending injury in his next practice I'm not sure you could call this a mistake. A player of his caliber at that position is literally priceless.
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https://twitter.com/JJWatt/status/1280239967093116931 https://twitter.com/deshaunwatson/status/1280254603452313600
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a neat cape posted:Mahomes didn't set the market, he's the outlier. If Lamar Jackson plays like he did last year and gives the Ravens a Ring....
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thatsa lotta smackaroons!
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Gonz posted:https://twitter.com/JJWatt/status/1280239967093116931 this owns
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Sorry JJ I only respect the version with the cat
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Money Mahomes going to the bank!
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a neat cape posted:This is the worst day of my life We've come so far from '17 training camp gifs
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lol they megasized the magical disappearing Kaepernick contract https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1280283087688077314
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Time to start prepping some good hot takes for when the chiefs lose the season opener against the Texans.
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