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Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

Julius CSAR posted:

Uh the satanic panic was absolutely fake and stupid. What loving murders are you talking about?

There is a reason why Q is next to the numbers 1 and 2, its for the 12 year olds that Q-anon is trying to save, the ones murdered that no one is talking about.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Is Epstein Q? I mean his Maxwell turned out to be some internet mastermind, why not also Jeff?

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Julius CSAR posted:

Uh the satanic panic was absolutely fake and stupid. What loving murders are you talking about?

The Franklin Cover-up posted:

The shut-down of Omaha, Nebraska's Franklin Community Federal Credit Union, raided by federal agencies in November 1988, sent shock waves all the way to Washington, D.C. $40 million was missing. The credit union's manager: Republican Party activist Lawrence E. "Larry" King, Jr., behind whose rise to fame and riches stood powerful figures in Nebraska politics and business, and in the nation's capital.

In the face of opposition from local and state law enforcement, from the FBI, and from the powerful Omaha World-Herald newspaper, a special Franklin committee of the Nebraska Legislature launched its own probe. What looked like a financial swindle, soon exploded into a hideous tale of drugs, Iran-Contra money-laundering, a nationwide child abuse ring, and ritual murder.

Nineteen months later, the legislative committee's chief investigator died - suddenly, and violently, like more than a dozen other people linked to the Franklin case.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/0963215809/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_OV3bFbDTFP1W7

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Wow an amazon book by noted author no one.

e: oh wait he was a libertarian who was once the attorney for 'God' in a class action filed against the Lord. Ok then.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Jul 9, 2020

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Julius CSAR posted:

Uh the satanic panic was absolutely fake and stupid. What loving murders are you talking about?

I think they are referring to the "mysterious deaths" list here:




I don't know anything about it other than it was written by someone that doesn't appear to have been a crackpot.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Downloaded that book...should be interesting, wtf.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Although given pizzagate I can’t help but wonder if the satanic panic was also an idiotic pedophile conspiracy designed to draw attention from and discredit allegations of a more substantial one.

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


:gas:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


PIZZA.BAT? Sounds suspicious.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Pizza.Bat
Pizza.Bate
Pizza.Gate

:tinfoil:

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


i know some of you are doing this poo poo 'ironically' but that's how this garbage spreads and it's going to genuinely make a few people start to go crazy

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
jeffrey epstein spent his last few months perfecting pizza.wad

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

PIZZA.BAT posted:

i know some of you are doing this poo poo 'ironically' but that's how this garbage spreads and it's going to genuinely make a few people start to go crazy

Those people are already busy putting up red strings about your username. They didn't need our late and obvious jokes. :(

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

The_Continental posted:



edit: Basically Redditors love this poo poo because it plays to the notion that history is happening and they are at the bleeding edge of it because of their own participation on a pretty horrible platform.

this seems familiar somehow

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos

PIZZA.BAT posted:

i know some of you are doing this poo poo 'ironically' but that's how this garbage spreads and it's going to genuinely make a few people start to go crazy

There is nothing ironic about the mutliple murders associated with the Franklin coverup

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Sir Not Appearing posted:

I think they are referring to the "mysterious deaths" list here:




I don't know anything about it other than it was written by someone that doesn't appear to have been a crackpot.

lol Sean Boner

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

PIZZA.BAT posted:

i know some of you are doing this poo poo 'ironically' but that's how this garbage spreads and it's going to genuinely make a few people start to go crazy

abort retry fail

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

Jeffrey of Yospstein

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
The #3 guy on the list, Jerry Caradori, was investigating the pedophile ring, believed he was being followed, monitored, flew his plane to follow more leads, with his son under the guise of watching a baseball game, got the info, phoned some folks and confirmed he had the damaging information then mysteriously his plane broke up in the air on the way back and his briefcase was never recovered.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

hey, jeffry, leave those kids alone

rbk
Nov 2, 2005

I really believe there are things nobody would see if I didn't photograph them.
I’m in Nebraska now but I’ve never heard of this (admittedly I’m not from here, haven’t been here long, and try to leave as often as possible). Omaha is a very Catholic area and there have been abuse issues with priests as recently as a couple of years ago where they had to ship him off somewhere else. There is a lot of lip service paid to religion in all aspects of society so the “satanic” part is strange and sounds like BS, maybe they had to relate something as horrific as child sexual abuse from a religious perspective of everything bad is satanic?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Sir Not Appearing posted:

I think they are referring to the "mysterious deaths" list here:




I don't know anything about it other than it was written by someone that doesn't appear to have been a crackpot.

Homosexual Pornography Operation would be a pretty good username but its way too long.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Das Boo posted:

Pizza.Bate

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

toggle posted:

hey, jeffry, leave those kids alone

We don’t need no pizzacation
We don’t need no salad bowl

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Alright, they've got her on suicide watch. They've taken her bedsheets and clothes.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/07/09/feds-feared-epstein-confidante-might-kill-herself-are-having-her-wear-paper-clothing.html

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

rbk posted:

I’m in Nebraska now but I’ve never heard of this (admittedly I’m not from here, haven’t been here long, and try to leave as often as possible). Omaha is a very Catholic area and there have been abuse issues with priests as recently as a couple of years ago where they had to ship him off somewhere else. There is a lot of lip service paid to religion in all aspects of society so the “satanic” part is strange and sounds like BS, maybe they had to relate something as horrific as child sexual abuse from a religious perspective of everything bad is satanic?

Catholic pederasts are not permitted to commune with protestant pederasts it would be a grave sin.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Looks like they're going the covid route

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Jeffery had the same penis extending surgery as Trump and they both ended up with a case of egg shaped dick.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Inverted Icon posted:

There is nothing ironic about the mutliple murders associated with the Franklin coverup

I mean there were SOME things ironic about the multiple murders associated with the Franklin cover-up

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016
an interesting phenomena is constant joking and pokes about how epstein got murdered for p much being the central node for information on ultra shady rich people poo poo (because literally everyone knows he got offed), but when it comes to looking at who the ultra shady rich people actually could be, it turns into crackpottery.

End of Shoelace fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Jul 10, 2020

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Jeffery had the same penis extending surgery as Trump and they both ended up with a case of egg shaped dick.

So it was a pretty successful surgery.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

The Wikipedia page for that Franklin poo poo is spookily locked down. No information about the accusations or the investigation or anything, just "There were accusations. It was a hoax. It was so much of a hoax that it was used as an example of how people latch onto baseless hoaxes for conspiracy theories." Nothing about the investigation or anything, and it's not for lack of people trying to add it. Look at the history, over and over people try to do full write ups of it and some belligerent editor strikes it all out as untrustworthy sources.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

End of Shoelace posted:

an interesting phenomena is constant joking and pokes about how epstein got murdered for p much being the central node for information on ultra shady rich people poo poo (because literally everyone knows he got offed), but when it comes to looking at who the ultra shady rich people actually could be, it turns into crackpottery.

It appears to be large swaths of the political establishment and entertainment sectors of at least the us and uk, op and no one doubts that.

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016

Dabir posted:

The Wikipedia page for that Franklin poo poo is spookily locked down. No information about the accusations or the investigation or anything, just "There were accusations. It was a hoax. It was so much of a hoax that it was used as an example of how people latch onto baseless hoaxes for conspiracy theories." Nothing about the investigation or anything, and it's not for lack of people trying to add it. Look at the history, over and over people try to do full write ups of it and some belligerent editor strikes it all out as untrustworthy sources.

Wikipedia is kinda biased like that. They have a bad habit of going in with a slant with some of the more out-there theories that, nonetheless, have at the very least enough of a doubt with verifiable sources and connections to not to be dismissed outright.

Also, a summary of what started the franklin scandal for anyone curious:
An officer in nebraska reported to have seen two well-dressed men in suits looking over a group of children playing in a park. Suspicions arose as the officer went to check the situation out, and the children were all found to be malnourished and insect-bitten. The men and children were questioned, and it came up the children were to be taken to a school for "smart kids". An investigation of the two men's van revealed maps and assorted documents in the front, and filthy mattresses in the back, along with a foul smell.

The men were taken in due to the extremely suspicious conditions. Some phonecalls by the men and by the chief of police later, the men were released without further questioning.

Here's an article written on it back in 1993:
https://www.sott.net/article/242819-Through-a-Glass-Very-Darkly-Pedophile-Networks-and-the-CIA

To prove it's not just a lunatic rambling on a fringe site, an image of the original article:


Also, there literally is p much nothing relating to the Finders cult on Wikipedia, not even an article or a main page.

End of Shoelace fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Jul 10, 2020

Super Nintendo 64
Feb 18, 2012

We must avenge the Boner Bros

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

Julius CSAR posted:

Uh the satanic panic was absolutely fake and stupid. What loving murders are you talking about?

It wasn't the satanic church. It was the Catholic and other main stream churches that took in, abused, destroyed and sometimes killed, kids. They then used a conspiracy that went to the highest levels of the church to cover up and allow it to continue. For decades.

And they mostly got away with it. And still are.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Comstar posted:

It wasn't the satanic church. It was the Catholic and other main stream churches that took in, abused, destroyed and sometimes killed, kids. They then used a conspiracy that went to the highest levels of the church to cover up and allow it to continue. For decades.

And they mostly got away with it. And still are.
hm I don't care about this, can you put it in the form of interpreting a series of mysterious riddles hidden in plain sight?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

im permabanned gbs poster hillarystomper69. i first started posting in gbs and reading about qanon conspiracies three years ago. by 2019 i got really obsessed with the concept of “irony” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “obama balls” and “i love making GBS threads inside crooked hillary's rear end in a top hat” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing hallucinations like acts of pizza shop pedophilia in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “ironic” style of gbs humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” gbs to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

There's never been a single funny parody of that post.

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Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
The Satanic Panic was actually good for many reason.

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