|
Mr Luxury Yacht posted:He's on Cameo so for the low low price of $200, someone could get him to do Steamed Hams. <Worf> Commander, a Klingon Bird of Prey decloaking off the starboard bow. They are hailing us. <Riker> Onscreen! <Chal'mrr> Well Riker I made it, despite your directions....
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 15:50
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 29, 2024 02:10 |
|
|
biznatchio posted:<Worf> Commander, a Klingon Bird of Prey decloaking off the starboard bow. They are hailing us. "commander the warp core is on fire" "no geordie, its just the northern lights"
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 16:38
|
|
|
gently caress it get a GoFundMe going how much could a Cameo for that really cost? I'd throw in $5.
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 17:43
|
|
|
In the GBS Aliens thread somebody paid Michael Biehn to say some goony things on Cameo. We should have Frakes & Biehn reenact Steamed Hams.
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 17:50
|
|
|
He looks better than I'd have guessed, saw a picture years back and his face was beet red and seemed older than Patrick Stewart. I'm in for  on whatever the best idea is.
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 17:53
|
|
|
I'd be more psyched for a Steamed Hams re-enactment by the original actors. It could be about Hank Azaria going over to Harry Shearer's house.
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 17:57
|
|
|
Senator Vreenak: I see. You know, this data rod is quite similar to the ones being faked by Grathon Tolar. Captain Sisko: Oh, no. Patented Dominion Holorecording. Old family recipe. Chalmers: For Holorecordings. Captain Sisko: Yes. Vreenak: Yes. And you call them Dominion Holorecords despite the fact that they are obviously forged. Captain Sisko: Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. Vreenak: Of course. Captain Sisko: Oh well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Vreenak: Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? *Shuttle explodes*
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 18:04
|
|
|
Ok I'm out if that's the idea.
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 18:10
|
|
|
Couldn't you just have him talk about his favorite simpsons moment, show off a juice edit, then immediately pivot into "We made it up. This one was fabricated."
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 18:14
|
|
|
 
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 18:25
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 18:29
|
|
|
How many of these are you going to post?
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 18:29
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 18:55
|
|
|
Holy poo poo
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 19:02
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 19:21
|
|
|
Intel&Sebastian posted:Senator Vreenak: I see. You know, this data rod is quite similar to the ones being faked by Grathon Tolar. 
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 19:37
|
|
|
I couldn't resist taking it all the way: Senator Vreenak: Well, Sisko, I made it- despite your directions. Captain Sisko: Ah. Senator Vreenak. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable Holorecording of the Dominion conspiring against the Romulans. Senator Vreenak: Yeah. Captain Sisko: Oh, egads! My clandestine scheme is ruined. But what if....I were to purchase a forged Cardassian Datarod and disguise it as evidence of the Dominion planning to invade Romulus? Delightfully devilish, Sisko. *Deep Space Nine title intro* Senator Vreenak: Siskooooo! Captain Sisko: Senator, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the Promenade. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Senator Vreenak: Why is Elim Garak coming out of your office, Sisko? Captain Sisko: Uh- Oh. That isn't Garak. It's a hologram. A hologram from the Holorecording I'm providing to you. Mmm. Holorecording. Captain Sisko: Whew. Senator, I hope you're ready for conscience shocking Genuine Cardassian Data rod. Senator Vreenak: I thought you said you were providing a Holorecording. Captain Sisko: Oh, no. I said Genuine Cardassian Data Rod. That's what I call Holorecordings. Senator Vreenak: You call Holorecordings Cardassian Data Rods? Captain Sisko: Yes. It's a regional dialect. Senator Vreenak: Uh-huh. Uh, what region? Captain Sisko: Uh, upstate Alpha Quadrant. Senator Vreenak: Really. Well, I'm from Romulus, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Genuine Cardassian Data Rod." Captain Sisko: Oh, not on Romulus. No. It's an Earth expression. Senator Vreenak: I see. You know, these data rods are quite similar to the ones Grathon Tolar has been forging. Captain Sisko: Oh, no. Patented Cardassian Proprietary Recording. Old family recipe. Senator Vreenak: For Data Rods. Captain Sisko: Yes. Senator Vreenak: Yes. And you call them genuine despite the fact that it is an obvious forgery. Captain Sisko: Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. Senator Vreenak: Of course. Captain Sisko: Oh well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Senator Vreenak: Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? *The Senators ship explodes* Elim Garak: A hidden bomb on his shuttle. Captain Sisko: Uh- a hidden bomb at this time of year? at this time of day? in the middle of a galaxy-spanning war? Elim Garak: Yes. Captain Sisko: May I report it? Elim Garak: No. Romulan Empire: Sisko! The Federation is baiting us into a war! Captain Sisko: No, Romulus. It's just the Cardassians and Dominion planning an invasion. Elim Garak: Well, Sisko, you are an odd fellow but I must say you falsify a good evidence. Romulan Empire: Help! Help!
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 19:47
|
|
|
Intel&Sebastian posted:The darkest ST storylines Yikesaroo!
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 19:50
|
|
|
It is so easy to hear Sisko saying some of the Skinner lines in my head, especially the stammering after "obviously grilled"
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 21:20
|
|
|
Yeah I vaguely recall a few comic moments in the in DS9 where he would be lost for words and do that same sort of fragmented stammering
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 21:51
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 22:24
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 22:35
|
|
|
Drink-Mix Man posted:It is so easy to hear Sisko saying some of the Skinner lines in my head, especially the stammering after "obviously grilled" I feel like it's a bit more suited to an interaction between Quark and Odo. Quark trying to butter up the guy who has the most direct control over his fate, but it ends up being a farce kept up to cover him loving up the replicators. He has to get Klingon food from that one other restaurant on the station.
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 22:53
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 22:59
|
|
|
Holy poo poo
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 23:01
|
|
|
This is one always gets me 
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 23:01
|
|
|
Honestly, as deep as steamed hams have burrowed into my psyche, I have to agree. I wish anyone cared about me that much
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 23:06
|
|
|
Intel&Sebastian posted:In the pale northern lights this is a beautiful post bless you FEMA summer camp fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Jul 9, 2020 |
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 23:23
|
|
|
SpacePig posted:I feel like it's a bit more suited to an interaction between Quark and Odo. Quark trying to butter up the guy who has the most direct control over his fate, but it ends up being a farce kept up to cover him loving up the replicators. He has to get Klingon food from that one other restaurant on the station. He presents a tray of murdered stray cat from the Pan ‘Dhaa express “I thought you said we were having kosher eats” “Oh no, I said low-purr meats”
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 23:31
|
|
|
please do not continue to tempt me into spending another work break today writing the Odo/Quark version thank you in advance.
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 23:39
|
|
|
Do it. It’s mightier than swords.
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 23:40
|
|
|
Odo doesn't eat, how is that going to work?
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 23:44
|
|
|
Odo as the detective from the prohibition episode. Or the agents from when moe is smuggling pandas, or hiding a whale, or running Russian roulette..
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 23:53
|
|
|
I wonder if you could shoehorn in that ep where they crash on a planet and Quark saves Odos live by climbing a mountaint or some poo poo
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2020 23:56
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2020 00:30
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2020 00:31
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2020 00:38
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2020 01:08
|
|
|
Drink-Mix Man posted:Odo doesn't eat, how is that going to work? Set it during the time the Founders had turned him into a solid.
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2020 01:13
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 29, 2024 02:10 |
|
|
SilvergunSuperman posted:He looks better than I'd have guessed, saw a picture years back and his face was beet red and seemed older than Patrick Stewart. Yeah glad to see Frakes is doing better. I went to a convention a few years ago where he was the opening guest and he just lay down on stage and complained about having to be there, making no effort to talk to the crowd and kept asking when his flight was leaving. I thought he was being really rude then later learned he has severe back problems and was probably having a bad day. Fortunately the other guests were amazing, Tim Russ was awesome and Michael Dorn and Marina Sirtis told great stories together.
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2020 04:09
|
|
