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Evilreaver: Feb 26, 2007; GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!; Dinosaur Gum

Can't wait to see that guy get within 2 feet of a lathe

# ? Jul 9, 2020 13:22

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# ? May 31, 2024 06:46

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Arrhythmia posted:

Thirty pounds, a weight so mighty no mere mortal could bear it.

Yeah you're right no one ever carried too much gear around on a harness or webbing all day and hosed their knees.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 13:27

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Evilreaver posted:

Can't wait to see that guy get within 20 feet of an MRI

FTFY

# ? Jul 9, 2020 13:31

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

30 pounds of gear is a drop in the ocean of evil over time practice and poor ergonomics training, factors which will explode your knees with as little as no gear.

30 pounds is like what people haul into the woods backpacking, for fun.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 13:34

Source4Leko: Jul 25, 2007; Dinosaur Gum

That guy looks like a backstage rigger. He doesn't move around a lot and he'll never be near a lathe.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 13:46

Mokinokaro: Sep 11, 2001; At the end of everything, hold onto anything; Fun Shoe

zedprime posted:

30 pounds of gear is a drop in the ocean of evil over time practice and poor ergonomics training, factors which will explode your knees with as little as no gear.

30 pounds is like what people haul into the woods backpacking, for fun.

He's even wearing a belt with the shoulder straps. With that setup you'd hardly feel the weight. It'd be the physical dimensions of the gear that would cause more issue than anything, depending on the job.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 13:47

FuturePastNow: May 19, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/YDdQjIV.mp4

# ? Jul 9, 2020 13:53

Cyrano4747: Sep 25, 2006; Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Memento posted:

This is the best rally video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqQhQSbe6fw

Holy poo poo. Saving that one.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 13:53

VictualSquid: Feb 29, 2012; Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

FuturePastNow posted:

https://i.imgur.com/YDdQjIV.mp4

OK, how are you supposed to operate this device safely.
If I was designing this I would put on more handles so that you run it with 2 people, but the handles are totally wrong for that.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 13:58

AFewBricksShy: Jun 19, 2003; of a full load.

VictualSquid posted:

OK, how are you supposed to operate this device safely.
If I was designing this I would put on more handles so that you run it with 2 people, but the handles are totally wrong for that.

I think they took it off of a mounted machine.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 14:03

Dagen H: Mar 19, 2009; Hogertrafikomlaggningen

It's a wall saw, it's meant to be mounted on a track that it crawls along.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 14:48

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Looks like a super meat boy level.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 14:58

Last Transmission: Aug 10, 2011

But the saws are finally turned against the walls.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 15:40

Sex Skeleton: Aug 16, 2018; For when lonely nights turn bonely

VictualSquid posted:

OK, how are you supposed to operate this device safely.
If I was designing this I would put on more handles so that you run it with 2 people, but the handles are totally wrong for that.

An even bigger problem here is that he's got his foot stuck in the coil of hydraulic hoses and electric cables, so when he goes to move that thing up or down he's going to trip, fall backwards, and even odds it removes one or more limbs at that point.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 15:43

Dirk the Average: Feb 7, 2012; "This may have been a mistake."

Sex Skeleton posted:

An even bigger problem here is that he's got his foot stuck in the coil of hydraulic hoses and electric cables, so when he goes to move that thing up or down he's going to trip, fall backwards, and even odds it removes one or more limbs at that point.

If someone is decapitated, is that the removal of one limb, or all of the limbs?

# ? Jul 9, 2020 15:52

Sex Skeleton: Aug 16, 2018; For when lonely nights turn bonely

No I explicitly said it wouldn't remove the head. Only a limb.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 15:54

Dagen H: Mar 19, 2009; Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Dirk the Average posted:

If someone is decapitated, is that the removal of one limb, or all of the limbs?

If you have sex with a clone of yourself, is it masturbation, or incest?

# ? Jul 9, 2020 16:14

NoWake: Dec 28, 2008; College Slice

Dirk the Average posted:

If someone is decapitated, is that the removal of one limb, or all of the limbs?

"They chopped his whole body off, man"

# ? Jul 9, 2020 16:27

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

Arrhythmia posted:

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have gained 29.5 pounds over the last year. If you so much as think of eating today your knees are going to explode like Kool-Aid filled water balloons.

I can confirm. When I put on a few extra (dozen) pounds over the winter, I tried to get back into shape with some light jogging and after about 20 feet, the bursa sacs in my knees detonated. Took out every window in a 50 foot radius and ruptured both my eardrums.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 16:44

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

Azathoth posted:

Took out every window in a 50 foot radius and ruptured both my eardrums.

That was actually from your dummy thicc cheeks clapping as you ran

# ? Jul 9, 2020 16:52

Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

Dagen H posted:

If you have sex with a clone of yourself, is it masturbation, or incest?

Necrophilia.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 17:05

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle

Dagen H posted:

If you have sex with a clone of yourself, is it masturbation, or incest?

Auto-erotic duplication

# ? Jul 9, 2020 17:15

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

Attempted plasmogamy

# ? Jul 9, 2020 17:26

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Can we not joke about this? My best friend died in basic training when he put one extra shirt in his duffel bag when they got their uniforms and his knees exploded on the march back to the barracks and he bled out on the troop walk.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 18:01

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

Ex best friend :pseudo:

# ? Jul 9, 2020 18:06

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

the real reason the NFL owners didn't want Kap to take a knee was because they were afraid he'd injure himself

# ? Jul 9, 2020 18:15

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

Bad Munki posted:

That was actually from your dummy thicc cheeks clapping as you ran

brb running laps around the cop shop

# ? Jul 9, 2020 18:36

Methylethylaldehyde: Oct 23, 2004; BAKA BAKA

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/RdGN9Ln.gifv

OSHAMAN to the rescue!

That's a steel worker/tower guy setup. Fall arresting gear, all the tools are tethered to the belt, nothing to drop from 400 ft up into some poor passerby.

# ? Jul 9, 2020 22:23

MF_James: May 8, 2008; I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

Memento posted:

A Torrid, Transformative Transportation Tryst

Are you slyly spryly trysting?

# ? Jul 9, 2020 23:33

Alkydere: Jun 7, 2010; Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/RdGN9Ln.gifv

OSHAMAN to the rescue!

What I basically do at work. Got tired of losing my safety knife/strap cutter at the warehouse I worked at and having to get another one from the equipment (and pain med!) dispensing machines (it's Amazon) or stealing another one off of another desk. Or NOT losing them and ending up with a half dozen on my desk at home and another 7-8 floating around in my car. So I got one of the retractable badge holders from the security desk and stuck my knife onto that.

FuturePastNow posted:

https://i.imgur.com/YDdQjIV.mp4

FOR KARL!

# ? Jul 9, 2020 23:53

FUCK SNEEP: Apr 21, 2007

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/RdGN9Ln.gifv

OSHAMAN to the rescue!

This guy has some serious kinks

# ? Jul 10, 2020 00:06

Stanky Bean: Dec 30, 2004

gently caress SNEEP posted:

This guy has some serious kinks

for the life of me i cant figure out the move he is using to open the carabiners that hold the drill and mini bolt cutter pliers. Is he just twisting the tool till it binds the swinging section then sliding it down along while its open?

# ? Jul 10, 2020 00:45

Yooper: Apr 30, 2012

Stanky Bean posted:

for the life of me i cant figure out the move he is using to open the carabiners that hold the drill and mini bolt cutter pliers. Is he just twisting the tool till it binds the swinging section then sliding it down along while its open?

Instead of opening the hasp and pulling it out, he pushes the outer part of the ring back into the hasp and the tool-ring is now in the center.

# ? Jul 10, 2020 00:56

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/UPHgnKm.mp4

# ? Jul 10, 2020 02:01

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/UPHgnKm.mp4

Hardware cat is watching you making sure you don't shoplift.

# ? Jul 10, 2020 05:30

gloom: Feb 1, 2003; distracted from distraction by distraction

Canada's Worst Handyman from a few pages back is a trip. I started with season 4. If you squint the people seem pretty normal, Johnny and Angie are even kind of endearing. Now I'm onto the first episode of season 2, and it's completely insane.

Jaime getting poo poo talked constantly by his mother in law. Terry with his "man shed" filled with unused tools and an actual pinup bikini poster. Jeff who can't figure out how to use a measuring tape. Ruth who cannot distinguish straight or not straight lines. And Candace who learned about power tools from watching HGTV and can't drive a screw. It's so raw, every few minutes I feel like someone is going to have an accident worthy of this thread :ohdear:

and everyone seems so unconcerned!

While pounding nails:
"86 swats to get that bad boy home"
"Nice."

Or when screwing together a workbench:
"Is that how you're supposed to build it?"
"Well that's how I'm gonna build it."

I can't stop watching.

Edit: Teaching Candace to use a hammer by hitting a watermelon with a sledge LOL

# ? Jul 10, 2020 06:19

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Proteus Jones posted:

Hardware cat is watching you making sure you don't shoplift.

So uh... the Stealing-Cat...?

# ? Jul 10, 2020 11:11

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Methylethylaldehyde posted:

That's a steel worker/tower guy setup. Fall arresting gear, all the tools are tethered to the belt, nothing to drop from 400 ft up into some poor passerby.

He ain't doing any work with trophy shelf shiny tools with no evidence of being used.

# ? Jul 10, 2020 11:23