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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Washington Redcoats And once every 6 years when they play in Massachusetts, they can get thrown in the harbor.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Washington Redcoats This would be great if they moved to London, too.
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Washington break my loving heart for 25 straight years Dan Snyder you goddamn rear end in a top hat... errr, assholes. How about the Washington GoGos.
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Jul 9, 2020 03:59
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All right final offer: the Washington Wings. You can keep the color and the logo is now a delicious Buffalo wing dripping with sauce.
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A.o.D. posted:And once every 6 years when they play in Massachusetts, they can get thrown in the harbor.  I like this idea
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DC 51s I would say they could generally keep the theme with "Washington Powhatans" if done tastefully and in conjunction with native groups, but it's Dan Snyder in charge, so...
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Blind Pineapple posted:I would say they could generally keep the theme with "Washington Powhatans" if done tastefully and in conjunction with native groups, but it's Dan Snyder in charge, so... People being people even if they tried to do it right (which they wouldn't) I think this ship has sailed. No matter how respectful you try to be any sort of native american imagery will end up with fans showing up in headdresses and other bullshit. Just pick an animal or some sort of tree or something people think about when they think of DC and go with it. Same for the Indians/Braves/Chiefs even those aren't as obviously racist.
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Quiet Feet posted:All right final offer: the Washington Wings. You can keep the color and the logo is now Paul McCartney's mullet from the 1970's.
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Quiet Feet posted:All right final offer: the Washington Red Wings.
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Quiet Feet posted:All right final offer: the Washington Wings. You can keep the color and the logo is now a small airport in Nantucket. Your mascot is Thomas Hayden Church just walking around the stadium and chatting with people.
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Jul 9, 2020 19:32
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Blind Pineapple posted:I would say they could generally keep the theme with "Washington Powhatans" if done tastefully and in conjunction with native groups, but it's Dan Snyder in charge, so... This has an inherent awkwardness, as the actual residents of the area were the Nacotchtank of the Piscataway people. The Powhatan from downriver were their enemies.
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Sash! posted:This has an inherent awkwardness, as the actual residents of the area were the Nacotchtank of the Piscataway people. The Powhatan from downriver were their enemies. This is why consultation is important and why we shouldn't follow a white man's first instincts. So, DC 51s or Washington Cherry Blossoms it is then.
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CannonFodder posted:
i just want to let you know i'm here for this
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Mr. Fix It posted:i just want to let you know i'm here for this  I don't know if it was Covid19 but I will blame covid anyways.
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Washington Imperialists Washington Drones Washington Orange Skins
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When Dan Snyder bungles this and FedEx pulls out maybe bangbros can finally swing in and get the stadium naming rights.
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Blind Pineapple posted:This is why consultation is important and why we shouldn't follow a white man's first instincts. They're fairly obscure because they were never numerically large and were largely destroyed through the dumb luck of being at a crossroads of three major Native American powers. Long story short, the Susquehannock were pushing south to out-flank their rivals in the Haudenosaunee and decimated the Piscataway that the Nacotchtank were part of. Then, the Patawomeck, an ally of the Powhatan, decided now was a great time to grab some land further upriver. Then Europeans arrived and the Patawomeck convinced them to help finish the job.
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The Washington Retail Workers That Have To Deal With Politicians' Bullshit All The drat Time
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Jul 10, 2020 09:33
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It will probably be something lame like the Washington Metros and use a train logo.
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:It will probably be something lame like the Washington Metros and use a train logo. This is appropriate because the Metro is always catching fire and breaking down, like Washington quarterbacks.
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Whooping Crabs posted:Washington Red Rockets Washington Red Robins and you can give the fans unlimited fries.
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Rooster Brooster posted:This is appropriate because the Metro is always catching fire and breaking down, like Washington quarterbacks. As much as it catches flak, metro catches fire and breaks down far less often than the loving dogshit drivers around here Worst goddamn drivers I've ever seen in my life, I miss my metro commute
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Whooping Crabs posted:Washington Red Rockets Washington Mr. Hands
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Warshington Condoms Filled With Cocaine That Have Been Shoved Up A Man's rear end in a top hat
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Ahh the Oregon football approach.
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Sash! posted:This has an inherent awkwardness, as the actual residents of the area were the Nacotchtank of the Piscataway people. The Powhatan from downriver were their enemies. Yeah the Powhatans were more in the Richmond area of Virginia. Powhatan County is just outside the greater Richmond area and there's a ton of stuff in and around the area named Powhatan "insert business/school/etc here".
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Nope, still none of these are funny
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Raku posted:Washington Reskins, and every week they have a new look They sell lootcrates for a chance to get jerseys.
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Cross quotin’ from NVkiimo posted:Here we go!
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Stanley Tucheetos posted:When Dan Snyder bungles this and FedEx pulls out maybe bangbros can finally swing in and get the stadium naming rights. I thought BangBros were the ones who usually pull out
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swickles posted:I thought BangBros were the ones who usually pull out Snyder does seem like the type to let something blow up in his face.
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