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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I felt my soul leaving my body I think that's just being in florida?
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Jul 12, 2020 03:29
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Luvcow posted:*flips table* AM I A CLOWN TO YOU!? the clown is the noblest profession, and i believe this fully. a doctor, a nurse, they receive both respect and a fair wage for their work. the most derided professions still hold more prestige then that of the clown. a clown devotes himself to a singular purpose - inspiring joy. no living wage, no accolades. a clown does not fill their pockets with anything but glitter and handkerchiefs, wants nothing more than a laugh, knowing that, in that moment, they have transmuted the leaden world of the real into the golden paradise of sublime silliness. the struggles of the day, of a whole god damned life, can be covered up like a face by paint. it may wash off, but the clown awakes and paints the face anew. yes. yes you are a clown to me, and there could be no higher compliment. "sir, this is karaoke and that is absolutely not the lyrics to mr bojangles. are you okay?"
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Luvcow posted:*flips table* AM I A CLOWN TO YOU!? Yes? |
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Jul 12, 2020 03:34
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Heather Papps posted:yes. yes you are a clown to me, and there could be no higher compliment. im not crying ur crying no seriously theyre just blue painted tear drops
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Heather Papps posted:the clown is the noblest profession, and i believe this fully. a doctor, a nurse, they receive both respect and a fair wage for their work. the most derided professions still hold more prestige then that of the clown. xcheopis posted:Yes? |
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Jul 12, 2020 03:37
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Heather Papps posted:the clown is the noblest profession, and i believe this fully. a doctor, a nurse, they receive both respect and a fair wage for their work. the most derided professions still hold more prestige then that of the clown.
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The best insult ever is "who is this clown?" because: 1) You are calling them a clown; and 2) They know that they will never live up to the lofty standards set by the noble profession of clowning, and drat dude that stings. |
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Jul 12, 2020 03:46
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at clown college the worst insult is "you'd make a good lawyer"
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Jul 12, 2020 03:49
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xcheopis posted:Pics? he died before the age of digital cameras everywhere but I'll see if I can track down an old one |
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Jul 12, 2020 04:04
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Heather Papps posted:the clown is the noblest profession, and i believe this fully. a doctor, a nurse, they receive both respect and a fair wage for their work. the most derided professions still hold more prestige then that of the clown. |
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Jul 12, 2020 04:05
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Empty Sandwich posted:he died before the age of digital cameras everywhere but I'll see if I can track down an old one  Here is a picture of Kiku-san, Hater of Carbon-based Life Forms, taken with an old Kodak. |
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Jul 12, 2020 04:08
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nut posted:im not crying ur crying That means the clown killed a dude in clown prison |
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Jul 12, 2020 04:09
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:That means the clown killed a dude in clown prison
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Jul 12, 2020 04:16
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this makes me smile and i like it a lot
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Jul 12, 2020 04:18
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Heather Papps posted:this makes me smile and i like it a lot She had a perfect "Stupid Monkey! gently caress off!" face and is the reason I love grumpface girl-cats. |
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Jul 12, 2020 04:37
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xcheopis posted:She had a perfect "Stupid Monkey! gently caress off!" face and is the reason I love grumpface girl-cats. your cat is great imho |
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Jul 12, 2020 04:38
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Heather Papps posted:this makes me smile and i like it a lot 
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Jul 12, 2020 04:45
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Jul 12, 2020 04:48
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I already had two cats (Greggy & Marcus) when, on my second purchase of a case of beer that day, I saw that kitten picture posted by the cash register. Turned out the kitten was a block away from my house, so I went over to meet her. The people had the back of their kitchen partitioned off for a small dog. Kiku-san was perched on the partition, swishing her tail over the side. The dog charged forward and caught a sharp *whap!* to the face. Apparently this was her favourite hobby, so of course I adopted her on the spot. Back home, my boys noodled over to check out the newbie, whereupon she boxed their ears and ran to hide under the bed for the rest of the weekend. I quit drinking a few weeks later. |
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Jul 12, 2020 04:57
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trashed Crew roll call who's still up
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Jul 12, 2020 05:01
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prepuce repurposed posted:trashed Crew roll call only for a few minutes bc i have work tomorrow but I'm here xcheopis posted:I already had two cats (Greggy & Marcus) when, on my second purchase of a case of beer that day, I saw that kitten picture posted by the cash register. Turned out the kitten was a block away from my house, so I went over to meet her. beautiful story thank you  i will always miss my one and only cat and he was my world, love you morri you are always with me |
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Jul 12, 2020 05:05
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 one of the last pics i have him and a rare moment where he was cool with chilling with the dog whose snout is white from time now, love your pets and friends everyone, very obvious advice but... yeah |
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Jul 12, 2020 05:12
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Luvcow posted:love your pets and friends everyone, very obvious advice but... yeah
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Luvcow posted:
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Jul 12, 2020 05:17
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xcheopis posted:She had a perfect "Stupid Monkey! gently caress off!" face and is the reason I love grumpface girl-cats. I miss my old cat so much. She was the grumpiest cast ever to live and she was my best friend. |
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Jul 12, 2020 05:19
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I miss my old cat so much. She was the grumpiest cast ever to live and she was my best friend. 
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Jul 12, 2020 05:21
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Jul 12, 2020 05:22
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I miss my old cat so much. She was the grumpiest cast ever to live and she was my best friend. 
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Jul 12, 2020 05:25
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prepuce repurposed posted:creaky grumpy old lady cats are the best cats So true. |
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Jul 12, 2020 05:26
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prepuce repurposed posted:trashed Crew roll call I'm still up. 
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Jul 12, 2020 05:34
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2 out of 4 ain't bad. what's crappenin trashed crew I'm about to take a dog for a midnight walk 
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prepuce repurposed posted:creaky grumpy old lady cats are the best cats |
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Jul 12, 2020 05:38
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prepuce repurposed posted:2 out of 4 ain't bad. what's crappenin trashed crew I'm about to take a dog for a midnight walk that's a euphemism for something, I'm certain
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Jul 12, 2020 05:45
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Jul 12, 2020 06:01
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prepuce repurposed posted:2 out of 4 ain't bad. what's crappenin trashed crew I'm about to take a dog for a midnight walk meeting my dealer in the woods for an illicit scritch session |
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Jul 12, 2020 06:52
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good catte
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Jul 12, 2020 07:45
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:That means the clown killed a dude in clown prison |
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It will soon be vacation time my orbs! Japan Rail East bullet train tickets are going to be half off until like next year or something! |
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