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Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.




Yeah, yeah, I know. No one cares about old games (especially the ones they didn't play) but I saw that image and it stayed in the back of my mind until my brain until I could remember exactly what it was reminding me of.

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WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
I liked BF2 a fair bit. Mostly when there were 64 players on, though.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



WarpedNaba posted:

I liked BF2 a fair bit. Mostly when there were 64 players on, though.

The issue with 2142 was that everyone loved 2 way too much and didn't try the new game. :negative:

Anyways, actual OSHA stuff to avoid making GBS threads this thread up with too much off topic game stuff:
I work at Amazon and over holiday peak (back when we at Amazon believed we'd eventually have a break and wouldn't be working overtime all year long) I watched someone nearly drop a 12 foot pole onto an expensive belt that would have shut the warehouse down for 3 days to get/install a replacement. It really wasn't the guy's fault: it was the fault of someone who hosed up 4 years ago when this place was built. A manager was working on a label printing machine and the conveyor chute to the collection belt below was being annoying and having a jam problem so he grabbed a jam pole and placed it near his station. Like a responsible manager every time he placed it in a holder on the railing he was using the pole to reach over and poke below.

Only issue was where the holder brackets were placed. Every other one of these chutes has the brackets placed midway up the railing. For whatever reason, whoever set up this set of brackets up them on the top of the railing and had been like that for years. Most people either didn't leave a pole there or put it on the floor at the base of the railing where no one would trip. But this guy kept putting it up on top.

And then sure enough, eventually someone comes in, maneuvering a pallet and boink down goes the 12 foot long pole through the hole...and then lands perfectly on top of the walls of the conveyor belt below. A little bit one way and it would have landed in and torn apart a massive piece of equipment. A little bit the other way and it would have landed on top of the desks where the trailer yard people work.

And that was and likely forever will be the fastest I've ever seen anything get fixed at my warehouse. Sr. Management spent five minutes gathering and having a rather understandable case of kittens, another five minutes getting our on-site repair contractors, who practically ran to get their screwdrivers to move the brackets down.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/C0G1Mom.gifv

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/CQf7Oex.mp4

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Alkydere posted:

Amazon stuff

My friend almost lost her hand because it got stuck in a belt at Amazon and the emergency stop button wasn't connected to anything.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Alkydere posted:

Literally how I landed the flying transport in the glory days of BF2142: taking full advantage of how in one of the first patches the devs realized no one could actually land the suckers without crashing and gave the thing wonky physics that made them resilient to physics damage.

My friend who had a flight stick was good enough he could literally crush tanks, coming down on them like an orbital teabag to take advantage of how no other vehicle had the transport's physics.

2142 was the best battlefield.

In some OSHA content, I'm happy to have a circular saw smarter than me. I was recently cutting the tops off of some 4x4s and my habits of running drills had me running the saw while going backwards in the cut. Something I know is supremely dumb, but forgot in the moment until my saw shut off via kickback prevention.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


everydayfalls
Aug 23, 2016
https://i.imgur.com/9bKhQoH.gifv

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012





I'd love to see the video for that because it doesn't look like the lorry even touches the brakes. Just keep on trucking that horrible crunching sound must have been bad news for someone else.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Today we’re going to demonstrate the auto braking system

https://i.imgur.com/QTKHY8g.gifv

but forget to turn that feature on...

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Alkydere posted:

The issue with 2142 was that everyone loved 2 way too much and didn't try the new game. :negative:



I didn't play it because of all the bad press it got about in game rotating banner ads popping up on billboards, which seems terribly quaint these days.

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012
2142 was the best battlefield.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

FogHelmut posted:

I didn't play it because of all the bad press it got about in game rotating banner ads popping up on billboards, which seems terribly quaint these days.

it was barely noticeable and didnt last long

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

It was the first game I'd played where some of the weapons and vehicles weren't available until you had unlocked them by grinding multiplayer and that was (and continues to be) just total horseshit

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Cartoon Man posted:

Today we’re going to demonstrate the auto braking system

https://i.imgur.com/QTKHY8g.gifv

but forget to turn that feature on...

Pretty sure those auto brake systems only detect solid objects like metal. i.e other cars

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Battlefield has been going rapidly downhill since 1942 DC.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

The Real Amethyst posted:

Pretty sure those auto brake systems only detect solid objects like metal. i.e other cars

Depends on the system, there are some that will detect pedestrians or animals in the way. But they're designed to work on the road with a reasonable amount of lead time for the computer to analyze obstacles, not starting up from a dead stop 20 feet away.

It also usually won't override the driver if they're actively accelerating or steering, you can absolutely run into something if you're trying.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Fornax Disaster posted:

A ship hauling coal ramming a ship full of windmill parts seems like some sort of metaphor.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCpInLU-cI

This happened on the Welland canal a few hours ago. Reports say it was near Port Robinson, which is not far from where the Allanburg bridge turned the Windoc into a convertible.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Wn2RDzsvg

All the stories I've heard say Port Robinson too.
Port Robinson being the place where in 1974 a boat took out the bridge.

wikipedia posted:

Bridge St in Port Robinson was originally linked by a vertical lift bridge, numbered as Bridge 12 by the St. Lawrence Seaway Authority.

On August 25, 1974, the 600-foot ore carrier Steelton, travelling northbound on the canal, struck and destroyed the bridge.
Port Robinson Welland Canal10 Bridge12 after collision with Steelton Aug25 1974.jpg

The east tower of the bridge toppled over, while the west tower collapsed in on itself. The bridge span was pushed into the water, severely deformed. The damage to the bridge was estimated as between $15 and $20 million. It was scrapped in its entirety. The removal of the towers from the canal, especially the counterweights (some 300 tons each), necessitated the use of a special heavy-duty floating crane. The canal was closed until September 9 for the repairs.

The Steelton suffered damage to its bow and pilot house, estimated at about $1 million. The repairs were made at Port Colborne, at the southern terminus of the Welland Canal.

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:

Ah Houston

Pacra
Aug 5, 2004

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:
Break any traffic law you want as long as you're within 100 feet of that thing

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Cartoon Man posted:

Today we’re going to demonstrate the auto braking system

https://i.imgur.com/QTKHY8g.gifv

but forget to turn that feature on...

"Dick, I'm very disappointed."

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Aww, the longer clip shows the RR crossing arm finally go down.


If this is where I think it is, I use a different route to that terminal specifically to avoid the crossing. I think it happened near FedEx Ground's terminal in North Salt Lake City UT. The official route is in red, the route I take is in green, and the collision happened at the blue circle.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

The emergency services response time at this location is incredible!

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

El Grillo posted:

Yikes, anomaly with a leg of the Falcon 9 booster that was recently recovered, looks like they had folded it up for lifting the booster off the deck of JRTI then it unfolded in an.. uncontrolled manner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhUpDvHI1bE&t=291s

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Is a major us navy vessel burning down osha? because, yeah, that's happening in san diego.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004





https://www.northjersey.com/story/n...ood/5394430002/

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Mr. Nice! posted:

Is a major us navy vessel burning down osha? because, yeah, that's happening in san diego.

Seems extremely bad op

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Lawman 0 posted:

Seems extremely bad op

Here is a clip of it exploding a little. You can't really see anything but at about 0:52 it goes boom. Might be what led to them abandoning fighting the fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK9-52OoZ2I

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Mr. Nice! posted:

Is a major us navy vessel burning down osha? because, yeah, that's happening in san diego.

Yeah, shipboard fires are no poo poo dangerous

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Cartoon Man posted:

Today we’re going to demonstrate the auto braking system

https://i.imgur.com/QTKHY8g.gifv

but forget to turn that feature on...

Dude looks like management so it's probably ok.

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012

glynnenstein posted:

Here is a clip of it exploding a little. You can't really see anything but at about 0:52 it goes boom. Might be what led to them abandoning fighting the fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK9-52OoZ2I

So is the ship a loss then? What kind of vessel was it?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

SpaceCadetBob posted:

So is the ship a loss then? What kind of vessel was it?

LHD - Wasp class amphibious ship. In any other navy in the world it would be an aircraft carrier.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Cartoon Man posted:

Today we’re going to demonstrate the auto braking system

https://i.imgur.com/QTKHY8g.gifv

but forget to turn that feature on...

no, no! i said breaking system you suits never listen to a word that comes out of my mouth!!!

sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib

SpaceCadetBob posted:

So is the ship a loss then? What kind of vessel was it?

LHD. They'll fix it.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


sharkytm posted:

LHD. They'll fix it.

I mean it's a loving US ship, why wouldn't it be LHD. You expect Are Navy to drive on the right hand side of the searoad??

idiot.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



It's the USS Bonhomme Richard. Looks like it was a skeleton crew aboard while it was undergoing maintenance.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Did any of the skeletons have any unfinished business or something?

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Cojawfee posted:

Did any of the skeletons have any unfinished business or something?

They do now.

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