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oxsnard posted:you sure it wasn't the ny motorcycle helmet law I know that story too but the seatbelt thing was a real one https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/seat-belt-advocate-killed/
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Jul 13, 2020 06:31
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were there chuds protesting seatbelt laws and writing a million letters to congress in the 1960s?
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marmot25 posted:also don’t knock american cheese in a grilled cheese. the sodium citrate leeches out to help other cheeses you add become super melty too buddy I got some good fuckin news for you on that front https://www.amazon.com/WillPowder-Sodium-Citrate-16-Ounce-Jar/dp/B00250Y9Y6 add it to grilled cheeses! add it to mac and cheese! sprinkle it into your quesadillas!
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DesertIslandHermit posted:I know that story too but the seatbelt thing was a real one But of course, that's possible on a motorcycle no matter what you do.
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dead gay comedy forums posted:the brazilian middle class yankee-wannabes are deffo there because of loving course they are bolsonaro voters  But yeah it's a uniquely melting pot shitshow of decades of building: - atomization and community destruction. crab bucketing, gently caress the neighbors, gently caress people not immediately me, etc. there's no real sense being part of anything so why do i care what happens to anyone else? theres no community under capitalism, do i give a poo poo if some workers get sick from giving me a haircut and get their parents killed? gently caress no. not part of MY HOU SE! just look at the way everyone treats public spaces, public transit, parks, beaches etc. People love just absolutely trashing the gently caress out of everything because gently caress it, i don't care what other people experience and if people care they can clean up after me. - all media consolidating into essentially propaganda pieces and either not to be trusted (cnn/msnbc/npr/nyt/etc) or super trustworthy everything they say is True (fox news, sinclair broadcasting, etc). note that conservatives spent be the better parts of buying up local paper and local radio/local tv stations in the late 90s and 2000s and shutting it down or consolidating into garbage and it's paid off in spades because it reaches people who think their local stuff was trustworthy but it's just essentially OANN slinging whatever on the cheap. - Big Guvmint Libs want to take ARE FREEDOMS. just look at sars/swine flu/bird flu/ebola/zika!!!! so much hoax haha i won't get owned by da libs this time - Wearing masks is emasculating. i think something showed like men had a compliance that was like 1/5th that of women, just absolutely insanely. years spent being mentally-ill judging other people induces a thought that that's how everyone else must surely be thinking if you were to do that too-- you dont want to look like a loving PUSSY now do you? - not enough people being visibly dead yet Xaris has issued a correction as of 06:38 on Jul 13, 2020 |
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fosborb posted:someone earlier asked if the olds were starting to get it in FL. the answer is, they're starting to! This is cool whats the source for the table?
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Unormal posted:This is cool whats the source for the table? https://open-fdoh.hub.arcgis.com/datasets/florida-covid19-case-line-data and the public version of Tableau
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Xaris posted:- not enough people being visibly dead yet Need to adopt the Ecuador model where people are just trapped at home for days with their loved one's corpse until the clean up crew finally makes its round through the neighborhood
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oh someone already made the post i made here, will use this space to say coronavirus is good now
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fosborb posted:https://open-fdoh.hub.arcgis.com/datasets/florida-covid19-case-line-data Nice
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marmot25 posted:also don’t knock american cheese in a grilled cheese. the sodium citrate leeches out to help other cheeses you add become super melty too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENMoC6fMwFE Get some sodium hexametaphosphate too.
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Stereotype posted:15k new cases in Florida on a Sunday is insane Watch in two weeks.
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DesertIslandHermit posted:Watch in two weeks. is there a level above insane? "very insane" just seems like it doesn't pack enough of a punch
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DesertIslandHermit posted:Watch in two weeks. Yeah, Tampa Bay is already running close to capacity on ICU beds and that's people who probably got infected around Fathers' Day. When the people who got infected over the 4th of July weekend start showing up, poo poo is gonna get very real.
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Thesaurus posted:what are you all even missing about Halloween as adults? Halloween is every day this year
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Stereotype posted:is there a level above insane? "very insane" just seems like it doesn't pack enough of a punch
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oxsnard posted:I'm not sure the raw fatality rate matters that much by itself. I think the only way for these people to change is to lose someone close to them. suppose this was something much more terrible (knocks on wood, grabs a rosary): smallpox. Even people able to resist it and survive get their skins all hosed up, lots of pain and we have the evolutionary reflex response of seeing someone with it and HOLY loving poo poo I AM GOING NOWHERE loving NEAR YOU BY GOD. I mean, this is visceral poo poo: I look at images of people with smallpox and my brain lights up on fire sounding all alarms in a way that far more gross images do not cause nowhere near this sort of intense reaction I have trouble believing that even if Trump made a constitutional amendment saying "it is nothing it is just a different but same-ish variola virus" people would not be loving around, you know? but of course there are moms out there who think deliberately exposing children to chickenpox is a good idea and I could see others going "bah chickenpox smallpox all of that is just the same" so, gently caress it, let us go all the way since it still happens today (and hell I just looked it up and happened last time in the USA in 2015): plague. the real deal, Yersinia pestis, Black loving Death, First Rider of the Judgement Times, etc bruises all over the body, gangrene, delirious fever and ridiculous pain, death in less than ten days, if it is the pneumonic variety then only by grace of divine mercy that one survives left untreated. that is what would require for such a large group of people to loving get it? e: words fail me and go missing sometimes dead gay comedy forums has issued a correction as of 06:55 on Jul 13, 2020 |
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skaboomizzy posted:Yeah, Tampa Bay is already running close to capacity on ICU beds and that's people who probably got infected around Fathers' Day. When the people who got infected over the 4th of July weekend start showing up, poo poo is gonna get very real. I'm excited for when poo poo doesn't get real and everyone just gets normalized to tens of thousands of people dying daily
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Stereotype posted:is there a level above insane? "very insane" just seems like it doesn't pack enough of a punch 
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skaboomizzy posted:Yeah, Tampa Bay is already running close to capacity on ICU beds and that's people who probably got infected around Fathers' Day. When the people who got infected over the 4th of July weekend start showing up, poo poo is gonna get very real. Watching the bottom fall out in a city without beds and ventilators is going to be really loving bad. Hope kids loving going to school next month!
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DesertIslandHermit posted:Watching the bottom fall out in a city without beds and ventilators is going to be really loving bad. They'll all have immunity by then. Until that deteriorates and they're all coughing by Christmas.
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I am so DONE with this pandemic! I say this as the virus pulls out my lungs and beats me to death with them.
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Jul 13, 2020 06:54
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Thesaurus posted:what are you all even missing about Halloween as adults? getting shittered with a bunch of friends in elaborate costumes, duh also excuses for horror movie marathons
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Jul 13, 2020 06:55
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Coronavirus is now boring (into my lungs and brain).
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dead gay comedy forums posted:suppose this was something much more terrible (knocks on wood, grabs a rosary): smallpox. Even people able to resist it and survive get their skins all hosed up, lots of pain and we have the evolutionary reflex response of seeing someone with it and HOLY loving poo poo I AM GOING NOWHERE loving NEAR YOU BY GOD. I mean, this is visceral poo poo: I look at images of people with smallpox and my brain lights up on fire sounding all alarms in a way that far more gross images do not cause nowhere near this sort of intense reaction sick people would get shot by twitchy americans, it'd be treated as the zombie apocalypse
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oxsnard posted:you sure it wasn't the ny motorcycle helmet law Prime time for shifting to a new safety feature: https://www.theonion.com/chrysler-halts-production-of-neckbelts-1819564298
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gently caress COREY PERRY posted:sick people would get shot by twitchy americans, it'd be treated as the zombie apocalypse poo poo. Worst of it is that I can imagine that happening and people ignoring fleas
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if u look at the stats u will see that the flu kills more and we dont shut down the schools for that
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Korean Boomhauer posted:DR GOOFY *puts CT scan of lungs up on screen* gorsh...
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dead gay comedy forums posted:suppose this was something much more terrible (knocks on wood, grabs a rosary): smallpox. Even people able to resist it and survive get their skins all hosed up, lots of pain and we have the evolutionary reflex response of seeing someone with it and HOLY loving poo poo I AM GOING NOWHERE loving NEAR YOU BY GOD. I mean, this is visceral poo poo: I look at images of people with smallpox and my brain lights up on fire sounding all alarms in a way that far more gross images do not cause nowhere near this sort of intense reaction this inspired me to look at smallpox images before bed. protip: don't get a tattoo over your smallpox vaccine site:  https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2020/03/06/soldier-contracts-smallpox-sister-virus-after-tattooing-his-vaccine-site/
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marmot25 posted:fair enough. the only other excuse to get food on telegraph was intermezzo or the maoz Dutch falafel chain place that was open for like a month in, I wanna say, 2009? that Ethiopian restaurant a ways down was good too, at least it was when I was there circa 2005-2011
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Thesaurus posted:what are you all even missing about Halloween as adults? gently caress COREY PERRY posted:getting shittered with a bunch of friends in elaborate costumes, duh also as i said before we get about 1000 kids to my 1br apartment alone each year because some neighbors close off our little street and it becomes a "destination" spot because apparently no one trick-or-treats in their own neighborhood anymore and have to drive someone. It's really sweet and adorable seeing the tiny widdle babies who cant even talk as their parents try to coax "now what do you say aiden? "ppwee pwee peas!" :starting at like 4-5pm  and slowly getting up in age with really elaborate and adorable costumes going until 12pm when you just get the high schoolers in the laziest costumes known to man which owns. also its fun to hand out beer to dads who appreciate that.plus yeah throwing on some horror movies as the night goes on and marathoning various 1920s to modern stuff into wee hours of the night with everyone losing consciousness. Trick R Treat is a fun staple and tradition to watch too. though we haven't done much horror-movie marathons in several years nows, I hope to maybe do something with online peeps/goons this year. maybe we can do a spooky-movie-night for each day of October? like it's genuinely the one day out of the year i can shed my post-modern irony dead-inside 24/7 stoicicism fugue-state-of-existence that we call living and just really have a lot of fun. a yearly ray of sunshine in hellworld Xaris has issued a correction as of 07:12 on Jul 13, 2020 |
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I appreciate the Bushido spirit of the Floridians and Disney goers. They understand that an act may have implicit value even if if it results in your death. There is honor in riding the teacups and meaning in the lapping pools of SplashMountain, though the end that awaits us all comes faster then. Yet The Disney Goers care not where they fall, only that their fastpast is glorious.
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