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achtungnight
Oct 5, 2014
I get my fun here. Enjoy!

nine-gear crow posted:

Rain Johnson: Let the past die. Nostalgia is bad. All the heroes from your childhood are old and hosed up and can’t help you. Look to a new generation of heroes to save you from a new generation of villains.

JJ Abrams: REMEMBER PALPATINE?! REMEMBER LANDO?! REMEMBER THE DEATH STAR... AGAIN?! REMEMBER ALL THOSE THINGS YOU LIKED FROM THE PAST?! NOSTALGIA FOREVER AND EVER AND NOTHING’S EVER REALLY GONE OR MOVES FORWARD!

:manning:

I mean, it’s gonna be better than whatever batshit Book of Henry-esque cartwheeling trainwreck Colin Treverrow was going to poo poo all over the screen, but man I’m glad that Star Wars is done* after this.

Done except for the spinoffs, flashback series that even more retcon it to heck, and the dreams of the fans who can't let it go.

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
EmPalSuRetcon

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
https://twitter.com/Gt118/status/1116813479200030727

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
:colbert:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT1_KbypARY

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
:one::f5h::f5::five:

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
https://ca.ign.com/articles/2019/07/25/shadows-of-the-empire-n64-re-release-empire-strikes-back-nes-game-boy

Give LucasFilm more of your money and receive more plastic crap with Dash Rendar's face on it.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Buy the MEGA BUNDLE and receive all of this USELESS MEANINGLESS REPACKED poo poo FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD for only $384.99 USD

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013


IT COMES WITH A BRASS COIN THAT SAYS SHADOWS OF THE EMPIRE ON IT!!!!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
The purple cart denotes royalty.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
holky gently caress!!!

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
What is even happening in here

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
it's coming...


the last dash thread update...








and it is not what you expect...

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
make predictions on the final update! guess correctly and get a new avatar change!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
You are gonna ban yourself and crow?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
The scene comes into focus. The air is a dizzying stench of ale and unnameable liquors spilled or otherwise refunded back for the owner. The camera pans to a dimly lit corner of the bar where three figures are enjoying themselves. Of the three, only one is humanoid. As the camera cuts to a closer shot, it slowly pans up to reveal Dash Rendar, Leebo, and...



This is a double spoiler brackets spoiler

Arcanuse
Mar 15, 2019

Is... Is Dash getting another game? A book? A... movie?

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

A... 00's era mspaint comic? no wait we did that already poo poo

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Somehow [long regretful sigh]... Palpatine the Dash Rendar thread returned.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Dash Rendar is buying Something Awful?

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
a preview:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Basically pornography.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Empire, I will fear no evil, for Dash is with me; His Blaster and His Ship, they comfort me.

Arcanuse
Mar 15, 2019

a lost group of modders dedicated to bringing Dash into every game has been unearthed from the depths?

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

Visual novel, but it's in HL1 for whatever reason?

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
go dash with the outrangels, bucko

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Everyone one PM Jeffrey and tell him to give me my mod powers back and I will give you all a surprise i will perma everyone who posted in this thread

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
Dash giveth. Dash taketh away.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
alright, in advance of the final update I have something special for all you loyal Dash devotees for following this trainwreck for... what... something like three years now?

Behold:

:siren:



:siren:

This is a limited time special edition Dash Rendar gang tag modelled after the many Overwatch gang tags out there. It's been lovingly crafted by our very own nine-gear crow with the request to an admin to upload done by me.

Post if you want one!

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
also, wanted to commemorate the fact that Post #666 was done by me while I probated nine-gear crow

:rip:

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Dash Rendar posted:

alright, in advance of the final update I have something special for all you loyal Dash devotees for following this trainwreck for... what... something like three years now?

Behold:

:siren:



:siren:

This is a limited time special edition Dash Rendar gang tag modelled after the many Overwatch gang tags out there. It's been lovingly crafted by our very own nine-gear crow with the request to an admin to upload done by me.

Post if you want one!

Dash's Dazzlers 4 Lyfe

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Oh, I hope this is a real thing.

Aeromancia
Jul 23, 2013
I want to believe!

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
oh it's real



Aeromancia, do you want to keep your "Stupid Newbie" av or have JUST the gang tag? the former might be funnier...

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009






Oh that's a beauty.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
The fun part with mine AV text is that it is technically correct if you did not beat the game on Hard difficulty :D

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

Oh gently caress yeah, hit me up with that Rendar flair

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

Dash Rendar posted:




Post if you want one!

i want one and im postin :justpost:

White Coke
May 29, 2015
I too wish to display my affinity for Dash Rendar.

Unreal_One
Aug 18, 2010

Now you know how I don't like to use the sit-down gun, but this morning we just don't have time for mucking about.

Leebo best bot, Rendar best boy

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Mathwyn
Oct 31, 2012

Ante up.


Been following this dash thread for years, now brand me forever with his name!

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