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Trashed Crew reporting for duty, drunk and disheveled! (the uniform of the day but inside out and backwards)
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nut posted:I’m here... to ban kangaroo jack somebody needs to. dang pouch grouch done stole my sig 
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Jul 16, 2020 02:01
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more falafel please posted:I miss sparks, or, more accurately, I miss being able to drink like it was 2008 I never tried it. what was the supposed problem, anyway? alcohol and caffeine? have people never heard of the cuba libre, the irish coffee?
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Jul 16, 2020 02:01
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Trashed Crew reporting for duty, drunk and disheveled! (the uniform of the day but inside out and backwards)  *cockeyed stagger salute*
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Jul 16, 2020 02:02
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I got a crappy folding treadmill so I can do me an exercise without going out and spraying virus on everyone and I did an actual run today. just two miles but I'm getting back into a routine which is nice. now I'm having a Hamm's
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Jul 16, 2020 02:04
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ah yes Hamm's® home of the huge wang summer lager
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Jul 16, 2020 02:07
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Manifisto posted:I never tried it. what was the supposed problem, anyway? alcohol and caffeine? have people never heard of the cuba libre, the irish coffee? yeah it kinda tasted like orange pop and it was like 7%
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Jul 16, 2020 02:14
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Jessi Christy I'm ducked up. I fear my organs are cross polymer oozing |
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Jul 16, 2020 02:14
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Polymerizinf |
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Jul 16, 2020 02:14
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drat you for loko! 
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Jul 16, 2020 02:15
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ya i'm cracking brews on the doubl eover here because it appears i got some catching up 2do
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Jul 16, 2020 02:15
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more falafel please posted:yeah it kinda tasted like orange pop and it was like 7% 14% and bright green. I must avoid cars like the melty man in robocop |
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Jul 16, 2020 02:15
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Am drunk ah. Ama |
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Jul 16, 2020 02:17
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nut posted:ya i'm cracking brews on the doubl eover here because it appears i got some catching up 2do *slams one* 
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Jul 16, 2020 02:17
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Am drunk ah. Ama what did u last eat |
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Jul 16, 2020 02:18
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prepuce repurposed posted:what did u last eat Bbq chicken and an entire can of peas |
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Jul 16, 2020 02:18
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lolol. I guess you'll be fine then. I've been thinking bout u lately when drinking Walmart house brand wine |
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Jul 16, 2020 02:20
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:14% and bright green. I must avoid cars like the melty man in robocop yeah the problem with four look is it's like 14% and comes in 24 oz cans so if you're used to bud light each one is a 6-pack
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Jul 16, 2020 02:20
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prepuce repurposed posted:lolol. I guess you'll be fine then. I've been thinking bout u lately when drinking Walmart house brand wine 
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Jul 16, 2020 02:21
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my lovely date, with rippling biceps and a fun relatable personality: *to the waiter* I'll have the Isole E Olena IGT Toscana ‘Cepparello’ 2013 waiter: *turns to me* and for you, sir? me: I'll HAVE THE OAK STICK
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Jul 16, 2020 02:24
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prepuce repurposed posted:lolol. I guess you'll be fine then. I've been thinking bout u lately when drinking Walmart house brand wine I love cheap, nasty booze |
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Jul 16, 2020 02:27
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nut posted:my lovely date, with rippling biceps and a fun relatable personality: *to the waiter* I'll have the Isole E Olena IGT Toscana ‘Cepparello’ 2013 
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Jul 16, 2020 02:28
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nut posted:I’m here... to ban kangaroo jack Don't be a fool, nut! Kangaroo Jack outfoxed not only Prepuce, but also Anthony Anderson, Michael Shannon, and Christopher Walken. He simply cannot be stopped. Just grab a Four Loko and |
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Jul 16, 2020 02:31
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wow thank you for these.... slimy and very warm beers from your pouch kangaroo friend
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Jul 16, 2020 02:33
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i am going to kill kangaroo jack
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Jul 16, 2020 02:33
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nut posted:i am going to kill kangaroo jack Please |
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Jul 16, 2020 02:36
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Murder the kangaroo man. He is an abomination |
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Jul 16, 2020 02:37
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Heather Papps posted:wow thank you for these.... slimy and very warm beers from your pouch kangaroo friend Eventually the kangaroo ran out of warm slimy beer, so we had to resort to drinking Coors Lite. |
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Jul 16, 2020 02:38
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avenge me nut |
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Jul 16, 2020 02:38
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i'm going to put kangaroo jack under. down under. way down under.
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Jul 16, 2020 02:39
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more like kangaroo WACK
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Jul 16, 2020 02:39
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alnilam posted:more like kangaroo WACK
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Jul 16, 2020 02:42
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I cast fireball at Kangaroo Jackoff |
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Jul 16, 2020 02:43
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Kangaroo JERK. |
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Jul 16, 2020 02:44
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more falafel please posted:I'm having a Hamm's prepuce repurposed posted:ah yes Hamm's® yes yes YES
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Jul 16, 2020 02:44
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Knagaroo junk |
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Jul 16, 2020 02:44
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i'm printing off all of our posts and mailing them to warner bros studio
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Jul 16, 2020 02:44
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Jul 16, 2020 02:45
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maybe after our ship comes in I'll be able to afford suikoden 2 
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Jul 16, 2020 02:46
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warner bros studios wrote me a letter back it's a picture of me with a bloody kangaroo print on it oh someone's knocking on the door
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