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Popete posted:MGSV opening with a robust character creator that gets thrown out is still one of the funniest gaming moments I've ever experienced. I spent forever putting my guy together and when that happened I said NO in horror before laughing hysterically as to why I would give a poo poo and the balls on Kojima.
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G0RF posted:Can you post a link you use to get to Big MoMa’s House, Beet? I have archives access but I don’t think I have that greatest-gaming-thread-in-history bookmarked. I just use the links in the OP to be honest  iron buns posted:Notable links, previous threads, etc.
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Beet Wagon posted:I just use the links in the OP to be honest Clicking on Big MoMA's house gives me this: 
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Weird, I can access all the links.
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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:Clicking on Big MoMA's house gives me this: You might need archives.
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henpod posted:Thank you, I understand nothing. Is this some theorycrafting, SC lore or what? Star Citizen: thank you, I understand nothing
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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:Clicking on Big MoMA's house gives me this: Archives you wageslave plebescrub. Archives.
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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:Clicking on Big MoMA's house gives me this: I can get to the Big Momas House thread, and I don't have archive permissions. It may be that you must have Platinum permission to view this content
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I fixed it after Zazz Razzamatazz posted. It's in the Goodmine now for all to enjoy. Thank Beet Wagon and Relax Or DIE for the request.
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Strangler 42 posted:I don't know why everybody is so hyped for body dragging, they've been dragging the corpse of SC around for years 
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Athanatos posted:I fixed it after Zazz Razzamatazz posted. It's in the Goodmine now for all to enjoy. Thanks!
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Athanatos posted:I fixed it after Zazz Razzamatazz posted. It's in the Goodmine now for all to enjoy. Gold, thank you.
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Athanatos posted:I fixed it after Zazz Razzamatazz posted. It's in the Goodmine now for all to enjoy. Thank you Athanatos for opening this up. The history of this forsaken project is so unbelievable, and much of it deleted, hidden or retconned. We could hardly believe it even as we chronicled it here. But for those precious SA archives (especially from 2014-2017), it would be nearly impossible now to prove much of what we saw with our own eyes. So thank you, Beet, and Relax or DIE for that! I just dove back for a moment to Fear Uncertainty Debt. Anybody remember where this clip came from? Was that a Wingman’s Hangar clip?  Mark Skelton, in his trademark gold shirt, riding down a fireman’s pole? G0RF fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Jul 16, 2020 |
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a friend of mine said he was playing 3.10 on the PTU I tried to join him but apparently the PTU is like a different thing than star citizen why does an alpha game need a separate testing branch for players??? is this normal
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Bedshaped posted:a friend of mine said he was playing 3.10 on the PTU Cause real games have ptus, so to make the scam appear legit, SC needs one too. This is the answer to 90% of the poo poo they do. It's basically cargo culting themselves hoping of they adhere to game dev rituals a game might manifest
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Bedshaped posted:a friend of mine said he was playing 3.10 on the PTU Of course it's normal to have 3+ levels of paid access to a pre-alpha. Imagine that's in caps and shouted.
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Bedshaped posted:a friend of mine said he was playing 3.10 on the PTU Because they don't want any bugs in the main/live version.
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Still amazed that they've hyped the goddamn bartender AI for...years? And it sucks and looks terrible.
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The Titanic posted:Caught up with the thread. o7  wishing you luck on your recovery
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Bedshaped posted:a friend of mine said he was playing 3.10 on the PTU Because then they can charge you money to play the new stuff before anybody else. If they could, they'd probably sell a service where you can watch guys model assets like twitch
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So after ordering a drink and the bartender walks away, where did he go to? A smoke break or something?
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Bedshaped posted:a friend of mine said he was playing 3.10 on the PTU Part of how you can reward people for spending an exorbitant amount of money on your broken game is to allow them to feel superior to their less spendy buddies by letting them work as free QA testers on prerelease versions. Historically, the role of QA is a paid position. They do it for free, even filling out tickets per the specs of CIG requirements.
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Solarin posted:o7 Thank you so much. I'm feeling better every day so far. <3
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Streamers playing SC is weird because there's literally no gameplay content. I see Anton playing sometimes and he just spends 2 or 3 hours wandering aimlessly around. And it you cut out the bugs and crashes all he achieves is about 20 minutes of gameplay. I saw him get into a space legs gun battle the other day and it was so janky. He'd throw a grenade and the grenade object would appear in the exact center of his screen and shoot forward, while the arm made a vague swiping motion several inches to the right of it. There's no gameplay, no animation, nothing works. It's just a giant bundle of static assets slapped onto some freeware unity template or something.
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Athanatos posted:I fixed it after Zazz Razzamatazz posted. It's in the Goodmine now for all to enjoy. Thank you!
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Beet Wagon posted:It has been in for a while, but - and this is important - only for the Origin 300 series (300i, 315p, and 325a) of fighters. They announced a while ago that they were finally going to let players start picking things like the color of their ship on purchase (note that 'purchase' here relates specifically to cash purchases, not in-game) and that they were going to roll the system out with the 300 series. They actually did do that, if you go drop $55 on a new 300i you can choose between three different 'included' colors, but they also included a ton of stupid monetized poo poo. For example, if you want the completely pointless "FRESH BREW KOFI" coffeemaker in your ship's stupid little kitchen area that's gonna run you about $2. The "OTTAVA SOUND SYSTEM" is another $3. Thanks for clarifying that poo poo is real because I didn't believe it from the screencap
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Bootcha posted:That was CitCon 2014 slash the end of TNGS Ahhhh. I remember skipping much of the TNGS content back then. Just never cared about the ships that much - was more interested in that Squadron game they were supposedly working on...
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YOUTUBE: No Man’s Sky - Desolation update Hello Games: Desolation features overview quote:Scavenge and survive in the haunted wreckage of derelict freighters with the Desolation update. Introducing procedurally-generated freighters, more story content, combat improvements, freighter customisation and more! That’s just the start of all the new stuff in this latest update.
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The Titanic posted:Part of how you can reward people for spending an exorbitant amount of money on your broken game is to allow them to feel superior to their less spendy buddies by letting them work as free QA testers on prerelease versions. Technically they are doing it for minus free
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Fidelitious posted:Well my goodness this is certainly encouraging. Corporate people only look at key figures and graphs that go up up up. If you look at just the key figures, star citizen is doing loving amazing. Constant growth, millions of funding, a hardcore supporters group of wealthy gamer dads, 23 trillion combinations of clothes to wear in game, a team that's inventing an entire language for the game I mean wowzers this game must be legit if that is happening. Star citizen will still be around in the post apocalyptic hellscape that is our future
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G0RF posted:YOUTUBE: No Man’s Sky - Desolation update I like that they are building upon and expanding that game. From an outsider's perspective it looks like the game keeps getting better, and maybe more fun. I hate the overuse of the glitch/noise effect in the patch trailer, though.
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AbstractNapper posted:I hate the overuse of the glitch/noise effect in the patch trailer, though. Yeah, it did get kind of annoying. I hope they zero in more on combat specific improvements. FPS and ship. Especially if they’re upping the menace factor in the game.
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chuckelZ posted:I spent forever putting my guy together and when that happened I said NO in horror before laughing hysterically as to why I would give a poo poo and the balls on Kojima. I can't find any info on this. What are people talking about when they mention the MGSV character creator?
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trucutru posted:Archives you wageslave plebescrub. Archives. Huh ok, thought I had bought all the things. I'll wait until YOSPOSJeff takes over and get that. Athanatos posted:I fixed it after Zazz Razzamatazz posted. It's in the Goodmine now for all to enjoy. Thanks!
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The Titanic posted:Part of how you can reward people for spending an exorbitant amount of money on your broken game is to allow them to feel superior to their less spendy buddies by letting them work as free QA testers on prerelease versions. But there's like 3 testing levels isn't there? evocati or something and then PTU and then live? but live isn't really 'live' it's alpha or prealpha  like it's so obvious that they aren't making a game, they're making an increasingly complex interactive showroom floor. do the superfans try to justify the fact that this whole project is being build horizontally rather than a verticle slice at a time. they must be aware that no game is ever developed like this, it's always going to lead to massive amounts of progress being thrown out because it doesn't mesh. this is what game progress should look like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rp0LneoBeI
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Dynastocles posted:I can't find any info on this. What are people talking about when they mention the MGSV character creator? The intro where you wake up in the hospital after being in a coma for 10 years. The doctors are about to perform cosmetic surgery to hide your identity and it opens up a full blown character creator, you could spend hours designing your new look. Immediately afterwards the hospital is attacked and the doctor killed and you never end up getting the surgery. It's hilarious.
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