NFL N/V July: Hail to the Football Team

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Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Kalli posted:

I guessed Tushy.cleaning and it's blocked by my work VPN, so now I'm very curious what's on that site.

Hellotushy.com is the bidet and tushy.com showed some kind of pixelated porn before I closed it. Tushy.cleaning 404s.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:12

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 18:58

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/J_No24/status/1283612952856334336

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:12

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

I can sleep easy at night knowing how many people will discover the wrong Tushy site

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:14

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Brain Curry posted:

Hellotushy.com is the bidet and tushy.com showed some kind of pixelated porn before I closed it. Tushy.cleaning 404s.

Tushy.com is a pornography site that specializes in butt stuff and they are probably getting a lot of new and shocked visitors.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:20

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Brain Curry posted:

Lmao their website is definitely not tushy .com

Now I hope they get the sponsorship and every time they post their website the fans remove the hello part.

One step closer to Brazzers Stadium!

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:21

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

MakaVillian posted:

Tushy.com is a pornography site that specializes in butt stuff and they are probably getting a lot of new and shocked visitors.

If you type in tushy.com you should at least expect it. But man, it's exactly what you'd think it is and it immediately gets down to business in that promo video.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:22

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Edward Mass posted:

One step closer to Brazzers Stadium!

Technically it will be Trapped Step Mother Field AT Brazzers Stadium

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:23

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

everyone pretending not to know what tushy.com is...come on guys

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:26

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

wandler20 posted:

If you type in tushy.com you should at least expect it. But man, it's exactly what you'd think it is and it immediately gets down to business in that promo video.

Seriously, they weren't exactly subtle about it. I had no idea there were still porn sites that weren't *tube/hub sites and brazzers

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:28

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Dan Snyder took Alex Smith's shredded leg and planted it like a bush clipping and now its grown an Alex Smith tree. The fruit is not yet ripe but there are ethical questions because the plan was for Snyder to trade Alex Smith's to every team for draft picks but are these plant-based Alex smiths really people or just vegetables? Do they think? Can they sing? Do they have rights?

Anyway, gently caress the Cowboys.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:32

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

here's some interesting news for us to discuss while the Washington bomb doesn't come out

quote:

Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. (born August 3, 1977) is an American football quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers of the National Football League (NFL). He spent the first 20 seasons of his career with the New England Patriots, playing in nine Super Bowls and winning six of them (XXXVI, XXXVIII, XXXIX, XLIX, LI, and LIII), both of which are the most of any player in NFL history. He has won a record four Super Bowl MVP awards (XXXVI, XXXVIII, XLIX, and LI) as well as three NFL MVP awards (2007, 2010, 2017).[a] Because of his numerous records and accolades, many sports writers, commentators, and players consider Brady to be the greatest quarterback of all time.[2][3][4][5][6][7]

After playing college football for the University of Michigan, Brady was drafted 199th overall by the Patriots in the sixth round of the 2000 NFL Draft. Due to his late selection, Brady is considered the biggest "steal" in the history of the NFL Draft.[8][9][10] He went on to become the team's starting quarterback in his second season after an injury to Drew Bledsoe and played for the Patriots for 20 seasons, the NFL record for seasons as quarterback for one team.[b] Following the 2019 season, Brady left New England and signed a two-year deal with the Buccaneers.

Brady is one of only two quarterbacks to win a Super Bowl in their first season as a starter.[c] He is also the only quarterback to reach 200 regular-season wins,[14] Brady has never had a losing season as a starting quarterback. He has led his team to more division titles (17) than any other quarterback in NFL history. With a postseason record of 30�11, he is first all-time in playoff wins and appearances for an NFL player, including an NFL-record eight consecutive AFC championship games between 2011 and 2018 (and 13 overall). Brady has also been selected to 14 Pro Bowls, which ties the NFL record for most selections. For regular season and postseason combined, Brady is first all-time in career passing yards and touchdown passes. He is one of only two players in NFL history to amass 70,000 passing yards and 1,000 rushing yards.[d]

Brady is second all-time in career regular season passing yards, second in career touchdown passes, and tied for fifth in career passer rating. He is first in postseason career completions, passing yards, and passing touchdowns, and is fifteenth in postseason career passer rating. He also tied the record for the longest touchdown pass at 99 yards to Wes Welker.[16] He is the only quarterback in NFL history named to two all-decade teams[17], having been named first-team for both the 2000 and 2010 squads (the latter of which he was selected to unanimously). He was one of only 10 quarterbacks selected to the NFL 100th Anniversary All-Time team (and one of only four players active at the time they were selected), encompassing the entire 100-year history of the league at the time.

For his alleged involvement in the Deflategate football-tampering scandal, Brady was suspended for the first four games of the 2016 season.[18] Brady and the Patriots won two of the next three Super Bowls, making him the record holder for most Super Bowl wins by a player, and the oldest quarterback to win a Super Bowl, at 41.[19]

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:36

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Come to think of it, "Washington Bombers" has a pretty nice ring

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:39

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

How is it 10:40 am on the West Coast and I still don't have a big story to read

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:40

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Snyder did 9/11

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:41

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Here�s two guys discussing Crazy Legs Bono for 20 minutes

https://youtu.be/yhxWVKasqdU

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:41

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

People who sit on stories are worse than Hitler I'm looking at you slasher tell us what the gently caress dr disrespect did already

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:41

GD_American: Jul 21, 2004; LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

https://twitter.com/XFLNewsHub/status/1283818610750828546

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:42

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

GD_American posted:

https://twitter.com/XFLNewsHub/status/1283818610750828546

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:44

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Doltos posted:

People who sit on stories are worse than Hitler I'm looking at you slasher tell us what the gently caress dr disrespect did already

They still don't know what happened???

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:44

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Doltos posted:

People who sit on stories are worse than Hitler I'm looking at you slasher tell us what the gently caress dr disrespect did already

It could be his tendency to preach conspiracy theory or it could be sexual harassment and the people deserve to know!

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:45

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

I JUST WANT TO KNOW DRAMA IS THE ONLY THING THAT SUSTAINS ME ATM

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:47

Guze: Oct 10, 2007; Regular Human Bartender

McAfee got a big text on air that says theres onfield stuff too.

https://youtu.be/TIFpP18_s3g?t=3234

IM JONESING GIMMIE THE ARTICLE

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:50

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

This is 2020, I must endlessly consume content

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:50

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Guze posted:

McAfee got a big text on air that says theres onfield stuff too.

https://youtu.be/TIFpP18_s3g?t=3234

IM JONESING GIMMIE THE ARTICLE

Hell yeah

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:51

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

The Washington football club employed someone named Dick Mann

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:52

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

I cannot imagine the smoke filled rooms, calls, people screaming, threats, lawyerings going on right now to kill the story that may or may not be happening for something right now

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:52

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Doltos posted:

People who sit on stories are worse than Hitler I'm looking at you slasher tell us what the gently caress dr disrespect did already

He had two interviews drop today

https://www.pcgamer.com/interview-dr-disrespect-talks-about-his-twitch-ban-the-rumors-and-his-future/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video-games/2020/07/16/dr-disrespect-is-speaking-again/

he claims he doesn't know why he was banned, no one at twitch has ever told him, etc.

But I think this part of the article is very telling...

quote:

Okay, I just have one question that's semi-related, because there's also this current climate online of people coming forward to share stories of sexual harassment and abuse in the games industry. Twitch recently has banned several streamers who have been outed as sexual harassers, abusers, and otherwise toxic individuals. To your knowledge is your Twitch ban the result of someone alleging that you harassed, abused, or assaulted them in any way?

Listen, I'm not interested in engaging crazy speculation. I've seen all the theories, I've seen all the possible conspiracies, and it's just like, I'm just not interested in engaging that type of stuff. I have a great community of loyal fans and I'm totally focused on getting back and delivering great, entertaining content and that's where the focus is.

That (non)answer + the recent reckoning on twitch for sexual misconduct stuff...I'd be shocked if it was anything but that kind of poo poo.

He's completely full of poo poo. There is no way Twitch permanently banned their most marketable streamer for no reason :rolleyes:

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:52

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Exactly which again is why Slasher is an awful human being as is anyone sitting on wtf Dan Snyder did

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:54

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 2000

The fact that twitch refunded all Doc subs is the big part of the story. They didn't do that when he was gone for his E3 bathroom trips. He's done there, and it was something bad enough they knew it right away.

Doltos posted:

Exactly which again is why Slasher is an awful human being as is anyone sitting on wtf Dan Snyder did

Vaguebooking gets clicks in games and sports reporting.

It's nice when it blows up on the person trying it like Jay Glazer.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:58

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Doltos posted:

Exactly which again is why Slasher is an awful human being as is anyone sitting on wtf Dan Snyder did

FWIW and you might have already seen this -

slasher was on with Hasan and he said that he's afraid to say what he knows without being able to publish it somewhere that will offer him indemnity.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:58

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

I have one of the Tushy bidets and it�s a v good product imo, but good luck on getting an NFL team to let you name their stadium something that reminds their fans of a toilet bowl.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:58

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Buffalo would be the one franchise whose fans would embrace the toilet bowl

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:59

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Freaquency posted:

I have one of the Tushy bidets and it�s a v good product imo, but good luck on getting an NFL team to let you name their stadium something that reminds their fans of a toilet bowl.

Why not, the Browns named their team after it

# ? Jul 16, 2020 19:00