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Leon Sumbitches: Mar 27, 2010; Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.

Danaru posted:

He said he wasnt sure, someone in another thread

No, Who was it

e: a shameful snipe

Leon Sumbitches has a new favorite as of 04:13 on Jul 17, 2020

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SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Leon Sumbitches posted:

No, Who was it

But what was the poster's name?

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Poor Miserable Gurgi: Dec 29, 2006; He's a wisecracker!

Third base!

# ? Jul 17, 2020 04:14

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

Dungeon Ecology posted:

i mean that episode specifically calls out blanche for not recognizing that she's supporting white supremacy by using the 'my heritage' argument to display the confederate flag. its remarkably ahead of its time, and incredibly salient right now.

Spoiler in the clip title, but a good gag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsNaNA32zns

Oh hey, breakfast hoagies ! Scrambled eggs, cheese, and then load it out like an omelet; bacon, sausage, chopped sirloin, tomato, onion, scallions, peppers, whatever. Put that on the right roll, toasted on the flattop, and you'd make a killing. If Denny's or Waffle Hut put that on the menu, they'd cut the population in 12 states right in half in six months.

mllaneza has a new favorite as of 04:28 on Jul 17, 2020

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Leon Sumbitches: Mar 27, 2010; Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.

SpacePig posted:

But what was the poster's name?

I don't know

# ? Jul 17, 2020 04:14

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Samuringa posted:

how do you know the bank robbers didn't wake up at 6:00 AM for this

# ? Jul 17, 2020 04:15

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Sagebrush posted:

how do you know the bank robbers didn't wake up at 6:00 AM for this

No self respecting bank robber is going to go to the bank in the morning when they are busy

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mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

Leon Sumbitches posted:

I don't know

He's on third.

# ? Jul 17, 2020 04:53

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

mdemone posted:

He's on third.

Ligma balls

# ? Jul 17, 2020 04:54

poonchasta: Feb 22, 2007; FFFFAAAFFFFF FFFFFAAAAAAAFFFFF FFFFFFFFAAAAAAFFFFF FFFFFFFAAAAAAAFFFFFF FFFFFFFAAAAAAAFFFFF

JesusGeorge posted:

Whether or not the theories were true is irrelevant to the fact that LOST never had a plan and just forgot half the plot threads they started, Westworld crawled so far up it's philosophical butt it forgot about the story it was telling, and GoT (even if you did like any of it) was basically abandoned in the last season.

Studios want never-ending stories (woao, woao, woao,) for never ending income, and stories have endings. When you reach the end, if you don't stop, you risk ruining the story. If you stop before the end, you risk invalidating everything before it. And if your story can't survive having it's twists revealed, it's bad period. Has anyone watched "6th Sense" more than twice?

Anyway, a 4 for 4, no sauce for the nuggets, raspberry Hi-C, because it's a good deal and I'm loving OLD.

but what sandwich?

# ? Jul 17, 2020 05:01

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

poonchasta posted:

but what sandwich?

I can't believe you would call him out like this.

# ? Jul 17, 2020 05:23

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Zetsubou-san posted:

I can't believe you would call him out like this.

yeah the gently caress did I do?

# ? Jul 17, 2020 05:29

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

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Chubby Henparty: Aug 13, 2007

oldpainless posted:

I totally agree. I’ve always found happy endings to be extremely gratifying.

Name/post combo

# ? Jul 17, 2020 05:59

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

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Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Jestery posted:

I had an argument with someone about this

It's crazy how some people just want never ending content and simultaneously don't understand what makes things satisfying

I do wonder if it's what happens from growing up in the 80s and/or 90s when every TV show was never-ending and little to no continuity and liking it that way, possibly missing out on the 90s anime boom where part of what made anime so groundbreaking is that it actually had ongoing plots, character development, continuity and endings.

# ? Jul 17, 2020 09:47

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I do wonder if it's what happens from growing up in the 80s and/or 90s when every TV show was never-ending and little to no continuity and liking it that way, possibly missing out on the 90s anime boom where part of what made anime so groundbreaking is that it actually had ongoing plots, character development, continuity and endings.

There can be a little grief when a story ends. You like these people, kinda fill the spot in your head where friends go, and then they are gone forever. Even if the usual result of a story that goes on to long is having everything become a tiresome retread, having those characters you like not gone forever can seem appealing.

When I was a preschooler I would cry every day when Mr. Rogers ended. Don't go Mr. Rogers, don't go.

# ? Jul 17, 2020 10:04

The Maestro: Feb 21, 2006

mysterious frankie posted:

It�s the curse of American style television. Why have three seasons made of ten episodes each that tell a compelling story, or are clever comedy, when you can have 20, 26 episode seasons that have gotten so convoluted and up their own rear end that by the end the scripts seem more like fanfic, half of them erotic fanfic minus the hardcore grunty sex.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I do wonder if it's what happens from growing up in the 80s and/or 90s when every TV show was never-ending and little to no continuity and liking it that way, possibly missing out on the 90s anime boom where part of what made anime so groundbreaking is that it actually had ongoing plots, character development, continuity and endings.

Mmm delicious. These are fantastic posts

# ? Jul 17, 2020 10:26

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

-Zydeco- posted:

https://twitter.com/sonyaism/status/1283803557968347136

# ? Jul 17, 2020 11:05

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Where can I find a twink delivery service

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OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

At femboy hooters, presumably.

# ? Jul 17, 2020 11:46

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Zzulu posted:

Where can I find a twink delivery service

isn't that just Grindr

# ? Jul 17, 2020 12:07

Whybird: Aug 2, 2009; Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar; Nap Ghost

Zzulu posted:

Where can I find a twink delivery service

just check out one of those early morning grindrs I've heard so much about

# ? Jul 17, 2020 12:22

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Whybird posted:

just check out one of those early morning grindrs I've heard so much about

They call po' bois down south.

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

# ? Jul 17, 2020 13:01

Guillermus: Dec 28, 2009

# ? Jul 17, 2020 13:14

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Guillermus posted:

This is maybe too dark.

# ? Jul 17, 2020 13:17

Guillermus: Dec 28, 2009

3D Megadoodoo posted:

This is maybe too dark.

Better?

# ? Jul 17, 2020 13:20

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

poonchasta posted:

but what sandwich?

did you call?

Memento posted:

regional variant:

# ? Jul 17, 2020 13:21

Riflen: Mar 13, 2009; "Cheating bitch"; Bleak Gremlin

Guillermus posted:

https://twitter.com/Oliviaj_8/status/1275918382240616448?s=20

# ? Jul 17, 2020 13:22

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Memento posted:

I used to drive a forester and it was great

Nothing exactly untrue about this meme other than I never put stickers on my cars

# ? Jul 17, 2020 14:16

Guillermus: Dec 28, 2009

Riflen posted:

https://twitter.com/Oliviaj_8/status/1275918382240616448?s=20

# ? Jul 17, 2020 14:17

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

3D Megadoodoo posted:

This is maybe too dark.

Better?

Is the original joke just that (some) guys like trek more than sex?

# ? Jul 17, 2020 14:26

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

mobby_6kl posted:

Better?

Is the original joke just that (some) guys like trek more than sex?

That girl looks underage, and Trekkies are known for one thing.

# ? Jul 17, 2020 14:27

90s Cringe Rock: Nov 29, 2006

mobby_6kl posted:

Better?

Is the original joke just that (some) guys like trek more than sex?

~~:itisanaatrekreference:~~ :reddit:

# ? Jul 17, 2020 14:29

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Guillermus posted:

Better?

Oof

# ? Jul 17, 2020 14:42

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

The Bloop posted:

I used to drive a forester and it was great

Nothing exactly untrue about this meme other than I never put stickers on my cars

I once found an untrained dog that had escaped near my parents' house, and based on its collar (Chaco, I think), I guessed that the owners were driving an Outback no more than three years old.

I was completely wrong, though. it was six years old.

# ? Jul 17, 2020 14:43