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Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Kenny Omega moving on after wrestling

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Kenny Ultima?

FreshFeesh
Jun 3, 2007

Drum Solo

Every loving day. Every single loving day when i come home this little curl-job just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Elfface posted:

Kenny Ultima?

Kenny Omicron.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Well I found out why the forums seemed to go down for a bit there

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

The Bloop posted:

Well I found out why the forums seemed to go down for a bit there



Sorry about that :(

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
You think it's the terrible hair and the unhealthy-looking tan that makes everyone think that that man is a former professional wrestler.

I am here to tell you that it's also the ill-fitting suit.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Grendels Dad posted:

You think it's the terrible hair and the unhealthy-looking tan that makes everyone think that that man is a former professional wrestler.

I am here to tell you that it's also the ill-fitting suit.

Never figured Donald Trump for a wrestler

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grendels Dad posted:

You think it's the terrible hair and the unhealthy-looking tan that makes everyone think that that man is a former professional wrestler.

I am here to tell you that it's also the ill-fitting suit.

can confirm

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Never figured Donald Trump for a wrestler

Are you kidding me right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVeVcVBW_CE

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Never figured Donald Trump for a wrestler

https://www.wwe.com/superstars/donald-trump

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

FreshFeesh posted:

Every loving day. Every single loving day when i come home this little curl-job just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?

Goddamn I wanted to post this yesterday but didn’t you magnificent bastard.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Never figured Donald Trump for a wrestler

He literally held Vince McMahon down (with help) and shaved his head in a wrestling ring.

This is a true thing that the current president of United States of America did.

He shaved Vince’s head as part of a wrasslin’ show.



Ladies and gentlemen I present the president of the United States



Murcia.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

FreshFeesh posted:

Every loving day. Every single loving day when i come home this little curl-job just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?

That little curl-job he’s a millionaire.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/WeirdestMp4s/status/1283880660671836160

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

Cyrano4747 posted:

He literally held Vince McMahon down (with help) and shaved his head in a wrestling ring.

This is a true thing that the current president of United States of America did.

He shaved Vince’s head as part of a wrasslin’ show.



Ladies and gentlemen I present the president of the United States



Murcia.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
You do realise how much this explains, right

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Allegedly, Trump called up Vince after he saw the episode where Vince got blown up in his car, to make sure he wasn't dead.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Also for an alleged amazing businessman, he literally has the worst technique at selling


Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
still better than the first time he stunned vince

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

jesus WEP posted:

Also for an alleged amazing businessman, he literally has the worst technique at selling



Somehow these clips of someone massively loving up in wrestling are what endears me to it. Kayfabe is such a fragile façade and the fact that it manages to persist in spite of these jabronis makes it even more impressive.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

I saw this movie.

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006

Beachcomber posted:

I saw this movie.



Lol cat people wishes it had such quality effects

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

jesus WEP posted:

Also for an alleged amazing businessman, he literally has the worst technique at selling

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

they made Jimmy Carter sell his loving peanut farm

frankee
Dec 29, 2017

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Memento posted:

they made Jimmy Carter sell his loving peanut farm

No Carter sold his farm on his own because he feared it would reflect poorly on the office. Somehow he’s still a lot of people’s idea of “failed presidency”

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Scratch Monkey posted:

No Carter sold his farm on his own because he feared it would reflect poorly on the office. Somehow he’s still a lot of people’s idea of “failed presidency”

Since he's still known as that and was followed by 2 terms of Reagan the Despoiler, I can see why.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Scratch Monkey posted:

No Carter sold his farm on his own because he feared it would reflect poorly on the office. Somehow he’s still a lot of people’s idea of “failed presidency”

well get ready because there's a new yardstick in town

funny picture

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Yup, that pretty much sums up everytime I've had sex with a woman!......because that lion is yawning.... :(

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Memento posted:

well get ready because there's a new yardstick in town

funny picture



too early to be fuckin' with my brain

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Board game companies were always desperate to jump on any bandwagon they could so there's a huge number of these and they're all amazing in their own way








dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
The newest Doom board game based on the video games, itself—along with Imperial Assault—being a clone of Descent, is solid and I am fine they just repackaged it within the DOOM universe.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Donald Trump is willing to put his name on literally anything if he think it will make him a buck. The only differences between him and Gene Simmons are that his hair is slightly more ridiculous and his makeup is slightly less ridiculous.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Oops! All Bankruptcy!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Randaconda posted:

too early to be fuckin' with my brain

Sorry. Can I buy your brain a nice dinner?

Prof. Spaceman
May 1, 2007

NOPE


I never thought a variation on this joke would be politically relevant in multiple ways, but time makes fools of us all.

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Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022


The thing I heard about this game is the card you can play to cancel an opponent's move or card is "The Donald" card. Neither he nor the game designers had the wit to call it the Trump card.

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