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Cheong is just pissed that he can't get cats to like him, due to his lack of a human soul
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MockingQuantum posted:Cheong is just pissed that he can't get cats to like him, due to his lack of a human soul Something something about not being able to get pussy.
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Skwirl posted:Something something about not being able to get pussy. I didn't put ants on my cat. I didn't put them near my cat. 1/?
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https://twitter.com/AntifaWaluigi/status/1284581547337637889?s=19 https://twitter.com/daysofheathen/status/1283393614018740224?s=19 MizPiz has a new favorite as of 09:35 on Jul 19, 2020 |
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https://twitter.com/KathrynHedrick3/status/1284261926885904387 https://twitter.com/Raddishh/status/1284607730959998976 https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/1284545300166619136 https://twitter.com/EvelKneidel/status/1283415000841883649 https://twitter.com/porchrates/status/1283468627669385220
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Skwirl posted:Something something about not being able to get pussy. He put pussy on a pedestal.
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Platystemon posted:He put pussy on a pedestal. I put it on a dental chair
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Supposedly both of them were jailed together by the Taliban at one point but were released after the guards got tired of them yelling at each other. Apparently they were there in the first place because they had snitched on each other.
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https://twitter.com/soundmigration/status/1284147067766611969 e: for people who don't know what "vocal" means: sound on Doc Hawkins has a new favorite as of 17:36 on Jul 19, 2020 |
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https://twitter.com/LiberalDespot/status/1284824461255020545
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From the same Etsy seller: Church Militant boxers! 
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christmas boots posted:Supposedly both of them were jailed together by the Taliban at one point but were released after the guards got tired of them yelling at each other. Apparently they were there in the first place because they had snitched on each other. Why isn't this at least a short film?
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Not sure about this Grumpy Old Men reboot but I'll give it a chance.
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Sounds like a Chemical Brothers song.
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Doc Hawkins posted:https://twitter.com/soundmigration/status/1284147067766611969 I used to have chronic sinus/ear problems (before I got it all surgically corrected). One time I was on a flight with a raging ear infection. My ear drum had a blowout during descent. The sound this seal made at the end there is the exact same sound I heard when my tympanum ruptured.
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Tympanum? drat near killed him!
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MizPiz posted:Don't go into the replies Oh god, why didn't I listen to you?
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MizPiz posted:Don't go into the replies LISTEN TO THIS PERSON.
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I dunno, I thought this one was pretty good: https://twitter.com/Potatokounmpo/status/1284888802268532737?s=20 I didn’t click through to see more though.
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MizPiz posted:Don't go into the replies This is good advice, but not for the reasons I expected.
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https://twitter.com/joannathemad89/status/1229970139279310848 https://twitter.com/jamesmurtagh/status/1284874647729852417 Arsenic Lupin has a new favorite as of 21:53 on Jul 19, 2020 |
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The Crow 4: Surfs Up
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I don't mind the gays dressing up as the Michelin Man, but do they have to flaunt it?
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Is she being sarcastic because that's unironically true
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MizPiz posted:Is she being sarcastic because that's unironically true Dan Savage has officially named Haloween "straight pride day" so I find this usurpation offensive, and furthermore
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a left join, surely
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