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Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


https://twitter.com/MobyDickatSea/status/1282529458860302363

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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

uryankhay krai


outer mongolia


tuvan people's republic (1930–1935)


tuvan people's republic (1935–1939)


tuva

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

exmarx posted:


uryankhay krai

Are those beehives?

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Cat Mattress posted:

Are those beehives?

Buddhist prayer beads, I'm pretty sure. Tuvans like their Kalmyk and Mongols brothers are traditionally tibetan buddhists.

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

I did a google search for flags of West Virginia and I found a very Web 1.0 site called crwflags.com that had many of them. The quality on the pictures is pretty low. I was surprised how unpublicized the flags of cities are. Anyway, here's a trip through a sample of the flags I could find.

First off, the current flag of the state of West Virginia (adopted 1928). It is a pretty standard (bad) USA flag consisting of the state seal on a white background with a blue border. We have the date of the founding of the state along with some rhododendron (state flower) and two dudes who represent farming and industry. Lots of symbolism, but still bad.



The first flag of WV was the following flag, which is just a bigass mountain laurel, which is a decent flag.



Town/city flags

Boliviar, WV -- a town somehow named after Simon Bolivar:


Clarksburg, WV -- essentially a Scotland flag; there is a current scandal involving the VA Hospital


Dunbar, WV -- comically bad flag


Morgantown, WV -- home of the state's largest university, WVU; might be a decent flag without the seal, the shadow, and the jpeg artifacts on the edges of the "m"


Parkersburg, WV -- reminds me of communist flags with wheat on the sides


Benwood, WV -- some encouraging advice on this bad flag


Charleston, WV -- capital city, MS paint bad flag


Chapmanville, WV -- cant hide that tiger pride, cant hide that bad flag


Huntington, WV -- home of the state's second largest university, Marshall University; a legendarily bad flag; what the gently caress is going on with that "H"??


Martinsburg, WV -- a city flag trying to be a US state bad flag


Monongah, WV -- site of the worst mining disaster in US history in 1907 and one of the worst US city flags in 2020


Nitro, WV -- named because they produced nitrocelluose during WW1 and they produce bad flags in 2020


Wheeling, WV -- an actually really great city flag; recently elected the first openly trans person in WV history to the city council


White Hall, WV -- pabst blue ribbon bad flag


county flags...they're all just bad folks -- many of them have maps on them

Barbour County, WV


Calhoun County, WV


Fayette County, WV


Monongalia County, WV


Morgan County, WV


Raleigh, WV


Roane County, WV

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

Tommah posted:

Huntington, WV -- home of the state's second largest university, Marshall University; a legendarily bad flag; what the gently caress is going on with that "H"??




Sheesh, that "H" looks a bit like a stylized swastika.

But other than that I think you could make this real nice. Take the wheel part, put the wings in it. Huntington goes at the top, the year at the bottom, scrap the rest

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004




OK this is getting to Plan 9 levels of bad-good flag

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Tommah posted:


Chapmanville, WV -- cant hide that tiger pride, cant hide that bad flag




Basing your city flag around the school slogan of the high school football team is the most rural America thing I could think of

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



What I like about the US is that even tiny towns all seem to have their own, distinct flags. Even if they're mostly garbage, at least they're usually not the blue flags with generic Greco-Roman figures on them that all of their states seem to have. I live in a Flemish municipality of 22,000 and I have no idea what its flag is, and no one ever flies it except outside of town hall. It's probably 50 heraldic symbols and colors all crammed together, that's the traditional European way of making poo poo flags.

e: yeah I wasn't too far off:



It's like they realized the upper right and lower left were identical, so they added a W to the former. I have no idea what it stands for. lol and check out baby Jesus (I assume) waving at the audience.

Phlegmish fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Jul 19, 2020

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Phlegmish posted:

What I like about the US is that even tiny towns all seem to have their own, distinct flags. Even if they're mostly garbage, at least they're usually not the blue flags with generic Greco-Roman figures on them that all of their states seem to have. I live in a Flemish municipality of 22,000 and I have no idea what its flag is, and no one ever flies it except outside of town hall. It's probably 50 heraldic symbols and colors all crammed together, that's the traditional European way of making poo poo flags.

e: yeah I wasn't too far off:



It's like they realized the upper right and lower left were identical, so they added a W to the former. I have no idea what it stands for. lol and check out baby Jesus (I assume) waving at the audience.

Pointless fun fact, but (assuming the stress is on the second syllable) your town name translates to "over here" in some Bavarian dialects :v:

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


The village where my parents live has a p chill COA

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fahrenbach#/media/Datei:DEU_Fahrenbach_COA.svg

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



System Metternich posted:

Pointless fun fact, but (assuming the stress is on the second syllable) your town name translates to "over here" in some Bavarian dialects :v:

Unfortunately, the emphasis is on the first syllable.

Wait a minute...help, mods, I've been doxxxed!!!

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
https://twitter.com/CursedMaps/status/1285302032392425474

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Fun fact: Cops the tv show got flak for showing disproportionate amounts of PoCs being arrested, so they started shooting a ton of episodes with Portland PD.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
https://www.politiscales.net/
As part of the quiz, it generates a flag of sorts for you based on your results

This is mine for example

It is also possible to roll for random results such as











There's only, like a handfull of words under the flags it gives and I've not seen any obvious diametric words other than maybe Humanity/Fatherland

Xelkelvos fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Jul 21, 2020

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Xelkelvos posted:

https://www.politiscales.net/
As part of the quiz, it generates a flag of sorts for you based on your results

This is mine for example

It is also possible to roll for random results such as











There's only, like a handfull of words under the flags it gives and I've not seen any obvious diametric words other than maybe Humanity/Fatherland

This quiz is 117 questions long. By the end I was just randomly clicking and it gave me a boring rear end flag

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

This quiz is 117 questions long. By the end I was just randomly clicking and it gave me a boring rear end flag

Ditto for me

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
It gave me a visually offensive flag consisting of a magenta triangle, and four purple and orange stripes making it vertically non-symmetric. F- would not use that flag. (Equality/Humanity/Work)

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
https://www.politiscales.net/en_US/...=79&b0=31&b1=45


Given the trifectas in use I strongly suspect there's some randomization going on.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Love that sickle and fleur-de-lis one. "We're a socialist agrarian monarchy; everyone is equal except of course for our divinely-mandated king."

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





That flag is so ugly that it's hard to believe that it wasn't done on purpose.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Cat Mattress posted:

Love that sickle and fleur-de-lis one. "We're a socialist agrarian monarchy; everyone is equal except of course for our divinely-mandated king."

That's clearly some kind of autarkist People's Republic of Québec flag. There's no king. Everyone is very racist though.

I actually read all the questions and my flag is uh... pretty ugly


Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


I got a pretty ugly flag as well.




i swear this was not on purpose, though



PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

HardDiskD posted:

I got a pretty ugly flag as well.




i swear this was not on purpose, though



Nice!

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.
Here's what you get if you answer every question with "neutral/hesitant"

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

The_Other posted:

Here's what you get if you answer every question with "neutral/hesitant"



3/10 uses text, but restrained in color amounts

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Xelkelvos posted:

https://www.politiscales.net/
As part of the quiz, it generates a flag of sorts for you based on your results

This is mine for example

:same:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 14, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

Xelkelvos posted:

3/10 uses text, but restrained in color amounts

That's not text, it's two moons over the horizon. It's why it's called the Moon Moon flag.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/FlagsMashupBot/status/1287820062536224769?s=19

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Smirr posted:

Serbia (🇷🇸)
+
Republic of Kosovo (🇽🇰)
=
Republic of Serbia

A thousand monkeys typing on a thousand typewriters, and what came out was "Kosovo je Srbija".

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Has anyone got a list of the best ones?

https://twitter.com/FlagsMashupBot/status/1168682561985552384

https://twitter.com/FlagsMashupBot/status/1190674950853742592

https://twitter.com/FlagsMashupBot/status/1198969605777219587

https://twitter.com/FlagsMashupBot/status/1183140320017616899

https://twitter.com/flagsmashupbot/status/1166392868501643264

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

SlothfulCobra posted:



Absolute garbage. All the distinct aesthetic qualities of arabic are missing, this looks like something you could type out with a latin alphabet keyboard, in lower case so it looks even shittier. Poorly written even, the characters are all lumpy. The sole part of the design that isn't just text is a white oval on black that is weirdly lumpy. What a terrible, terrible flag.

You are like a baby.



Translation:

Allah is Greater
Death to America
Death to Israel
Curse on the Jews
Victory to Islam

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Platystemon posted:

You are like a baby.



Translation:

Allah is Greater
Death to America
Death to Israel
Curse on the Jews
Victory to Islam

We don't really mean the red slogans, it's just a traditional chant, stop being little babbies about it you oversensitive snowflakes

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Is the sort of sawtooth aesthetic like arabic fraktur or metal cover font?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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The flag of the short lived Republic of Canada, a small island in the middle of the Niagara River where a bunch of failed Canadian revolutionaries camped for a year in the 1830s

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


The flag of Guam has been described as being “a first‐person view of being born on Guam.”

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Platystemon posted:



The flag of Guam has been described as being “a first‐person view of being born on Guam.”

More yonic symbolism in flags please

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Platystemon posted:



The flag of Guam has been described as being “a first‐person view of being born on Guam.”

The giant floating letters spelling out GUAM are so much better than the misaligned HOLLYWOOD letters.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Flag in the news, how did it get there?



You know what, all the people who complained at least meant well, even if their aim was a little blurry. :unsmith:

https://www.wilx.com/2020/07/28/norwegian-flag-removed-from-saint-johns-bed-and-breakfast-over-confederate-flag-confusion/

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Finally people are taking a stand against the Norwegian community that is refusing to assimilate. As Teddy Roosevelt said, we don't want hyphenated Americans.

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