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Edge & Christian posted:Everyone remembers the vaginal spelunking sequence from Geoff Johns's brief run on the Avengers, but people don't talk enough about DELL RUSK, the second (of three times so far) that high ranking Nazi and German national Johann Schmidt aka the Red Skull manages to attain or control a cabinet level position in the United States Government. Why is “vaginal spelunking” not the thread title?
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FilthyImp posted:He Clearly Hank is into sounding
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Edge & Christian posted:Everyone remembers the vaginal spelunking sequence from Geoff Johns's brief run on the Avengers, but people don't talk enough about DELL RUSK, the second (of three times so far) that high ranking Nazi and German national Johann Schmidt aka the Red Skull manages to attain or control a cabinet level position in the United States Government. That doesn’t seem so outlandish these days. They’re just more out in the open about their evil.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 00:16 |
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Open Marriage Night posted:That doesn’t seem so outlandish these days. They’re just more out in the open about their evil.
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chaosapiant posted:Why is “vaginal spelunking” not the thread title? Because this is the DC thread.
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Edge & Christian posted:Which part of this do you feel is not outlandish "these days"?
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FilthyImp posted:You dkn't think this guy is hiding a skeletor face under that mask?
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Edge & Christian posted:Which part of this do you feel is not outlandish "these days"? It really reads like the mike pompeo biography Edge & Christian posted:I am reasonably sure that Wilbur Ross existed prior to the day he was nominated for Secretary of Commerce and that in fact people in the government, media, and general public did at least a cursory google search for him (often quite a bit more!) to confirm he wasn't a centenarian Nazi in a mask prior to his confirmation hearing? I mean I cannot 100% confirm that he's not a Skeletor wearing a human mask for the past 40-80 years because he's an old ugly dude that is fun to dunk on. I cannot confirm this any more than I can confirm that John Lewis is really dead, or that COVID is a hoax. I don't consider any of those things "plausible". Lmao is today the day we find out E&C is a chud?
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 00:41 |
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Stephen Miller is red skull in this scenario
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 00:43 |
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site posted:Stephen Miller is red skull in this scenario Yeah the entire plot fits like 20 evil idiots.
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Mr Hootington posted:Lmao is today the day we find out E&C is a chud? I should be clear, WIlbur Ross is a terrible person, I just do not believe he is a skeleton wearing a mask, nor that his old wrinkly face is what makes him a piece of poo poo. I was admitting that I cannot absolutely prove that WIlbur Ross (or any other cabinet member) is not an old supervillain in a mask, just like I cannot personally absolutely prove that COVID-19 is not 'a hoax' or that John Lewis faked his death to join QAnon. There is a massive preponderance of evidence that all of those things are ridiculous and stupid and implausible. Kind of like how the Dell Rusk story is ridiculous and stupid and implausible. Which was my original point, but I was told it actually sounds pretty plausible? Edge & Christian fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Jul 20, 2020 |
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Mr Hootington posted:Lmao is today the day we find out E&C is a chud? the gently caress
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Really the most prescient part of it is that he used a cheap jumble of his actual name. That's if Dracula was nominated as Surgeon-General and he was just Dr. Vlad Acula.
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Edge & Christian posted:Which part is the part that's a chud, that I don't think Wilbur Ross is literally the Red Skull, that I think John Lewis is really dead, or that I do not believe that Covid is a hoax? Ah you are wrong. We are all skeletons wearing masks. Checkmate
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Nessus posted:Really the most prescient part of it is that he used a cheap jumble of his actual name. That's if Dracula was nominated as Surgeon-General and he was just Dr. Vlad Acula.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 01:02 |
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Open Marriage Night posted:Johns didn’t destroy the entire corps. What Green Lanterns did he even kill off? You know most of the Lanterns that Hal killed on his rampage to the battery? They became known as the Lost Lanterns and Johns had them return because god forbid Hal having actually killed any. Buuuuuuuuuuuut quote:During the War of Light, the Lost Lanterns began to disgregate, starting with the murders of Jack T. Chance and Ke'Haan at the hands of the Sinestro Corps (by Kyle Rayner possessed by Parallax[4] and the Anti-Monitor[5], respectively) during the Sinestro Corps War to later been reanimated as Black Lanterns[6]. After the Sinestro Corps War, the Guardians of the Universe designed Boodikka as one of the new Alpha Lantern Corps. Also, Laira was expelled from the Corps, only to later become one of the first Red Lanterns (and then murdered and converted into a Black Lantern). Only Tomar-Tu, Graf Toren and Hannu remain as Green Lanterns. So yay?
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 01:21 |
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Secretary of Defense is Red Skull, the president is a snake person. Probably a couple Skrulls in the senate. It’s all super villains tripping over each other.
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Keltar posted:You know most of the Lanterns that Hal killed on his rampage to the battery? They became known as the Lost Lanterns and Johns had them return because god forbid Hal having actually killed any. Buuuuuuuuuuuut Johns getting super into having high body counts was also sure a thing.
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Dawgstar posted:Johns getting super into having high body counts was also sure a thing. It's so weird for someone who also has such a loving hard on for the Silver Age.
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It's always fun to me that Johns' big event comics are always about bringing hope and optimism back to comics that are too dark and violent, for instance, all other comics by Geoff Johns. Can't wait to see how Three Jokers is about how the Joker is too dark and violent while he rips Jason Todd's arm off. Darth Nat fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Jul 20, 2020 |
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I loved the scene in Brightest Day where Black Manta sees Aquaman on a TV screen, causing him to brutally murder everyone in his shop on the spot. What a fun direction to take one of the only Aquaman related characters most comic readers can name!
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 04:42 |
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Blackest Night has that one great page where the dead heroes were restored and Superman is so happy to see J'onn.
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I'm not sure if that Brightest Day post is ironic or not, but I agree.
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Roth posted:I'm not sure if that Brightest Day post is ironic or not, but I agree. While Black Manta really hating Aquaman is a good direction, making a character commit casual nonsensical murders is lazy writing.
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I think it's really trashy, but I like it as in "Boy, this character really loving hates Aquaman" and showing people that page to go "Look at how much this dude really loving hates Aquaman"
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Open Marriage Night posted:Secretary of Defense is Red Skull, the president is a snake person. Probably a couple Skrulls in the senate. It’s all super villains tripping over each other.
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Honestly, I did like it for how silly it was. Pretty sure he cuts a guys arm off and everything.
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E&C going turbonerd on "Well no actually the Secretary of Labor is NOT a Crypt Keeper" is today's gift to me.
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Roth posted:I think it's really trashy, but I like it as in "Boy, this character really loving hates Aquaman" and showing people that page to go "Look at how much this dude really loving hates Aquaman" If I were the writer I would have simply had him point to Aquaman on the TV and say "hey everybody, I loving HATE that GUY."
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How Wonderful! posted:If I were the writer I would have simply had him point to Aquaman on the TV and say "hey everybody, I loving HATE that GUY." I think what really makes it for me is that it's followed by a scene walking into the ocean, and then jumping out, like a dolphin, in full costume screaming "AQUAMAN!!!!"
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Roth posted:I think what really makes it for me is that it's followed by a scene walking into the ocean, and then jumping out, like a dolphin, in full costume screaming "AQUAMAN!!!!" Truly this is the best man DC had to helm their giant movie franchise.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 06:46 |
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I mean Black Manta in that film was awesome so yeah, kinda
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BrianWilly posted:I mean Black Manta in that film was awesome so yeah, kinda That had nothing to do with Johns and everything to do with James Wan having a specific vision of how to make a Frat Bro Aquaman palatable.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 07:15 |
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To be honest, I'm perfectly fine with that level of schlock in comic books. It's a level of trash I can appreciate.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 07:17 |
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What does Frat Bro mean in this context.
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Dan Didio posted:What does Frat Bro mean in this context. Dumb meathead jock archetype, is shown to be stupid at times and or clueless. Even the edgier versions of Arthur, cartoon Justice League from the early 00's/hook hand, didn't portray him as sort of a moron like the movie did at times. Don't get me wrong though I enjoyed the Aquaman movie, it has sadly been the most enjoyable movie of that entire movie universe.
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Dan Didio posted:What does Frat Bro mean in this context. Aquamomoa goes "I could have just peed on it"
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The DC Extended Urineverse
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Jiro posted:Truly this is the best man DC had to helm their giant movie franchise. Sadly this may have been true. There were almost certainly better women around, though.
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Darth Nat posted:It's always fun to me that Johns' big event comics are always about bringing hope and optimism back to comics that are too dark and violent, for instance, all other comics by Geoff Johns. I remember how a year back Johns was going on about how things were too dark or whatever and he basically blamed Watchmen and The Dark Knight Returns as the reasons why. Yet he was the guy who was having people gruesomely killed every other issue or during some event, he was basically the chief offender in horrible poo poo happening at DC.
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