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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Dolph how the gently caress are you so boring?

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

whatever

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
This is exactly what I was thinking.

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1285014676976201728?s=20

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i hope this ends in 4 seconds

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

........so more specific rules just for Dolph. He's putting on way more stipulations than just the one.

Good loving lord.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

drew is a ridiculous specimen of a human being

It's funny when you look at people who you think are big then Drew just makes them look tiny

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
well this is going to suck horribly

not that it wasn't before

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Why did Dolph just say "mine's bigger"?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the rules are extreme

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

NEVER BET WITH A SICILIAN WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Dango Bango posted:

Why did Dolph just say "mine's bigger"?

he was pointing to his brain

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Codependent Poster posted:

Should have gone with the "be Dolph Ziggler" match

lol

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Dolph should just run out of the ring, get into his car and drive home. Drew has to leave the ring eventually.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I guess drew should just stand in the ring until ziggler gets back in or they start the next match.

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

Drew just has to put the ref’s shirt on and DQ Dolph.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

the only way to win is to *checks notes* vote for gary johnson

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I'm glad Dolph will get to look like a huge loser after he loses a match that's so heavily weighted in his favor

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Intruder posted:

I'm glad Dolph will get to look like a huge loser after he loses a match that's so heavily weighted in his favor

finally

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Power Windows posted:

Please give this the googly eye

you know the one

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Intruder posted:

I'm glad Dolph will get to look like a huge loser after he loses a match that's so heavily weighted in his favor

At least he's not the babyface like the way WWE normally books stuff like this

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Jiro posted:

........so more specific rules just for Dolph. He's putting on way more stipulations than just the one.

Good loving lord.

Should have been a catch-as-catch-can match

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Drew really doesn't need to pursue dolph.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I like watching Drew pick things up

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.


YES

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

reignofevil posted:

Drew really doesn't need to pursue dolph.

you don't own their love. no one does. it's freedom. it's beauty. it's love.

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
why would you not just do that immediately

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Oh God I just realized this stip means Tom Phillips is going to have to explain it every. single. time. Dolph does something illegal.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i'm sad that Cavauro got probated for doing something in some other thread

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
ziggler almost died on the edge of that table when drew threw him up there

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
so slamming Dolph into a normal table would be a DQ but throwing him into the announce table is fine?

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
I like how putting someone through a cheap table the other person set up would be a DQ but the announce tables are fair game.

Like, I realize this is just wrestling logic and not specific to this match but

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

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Julio Cruz posted:

so slamming Dolph into a normal table would be a DQ but throwing him into the announce table is fine?


throwing someone through an announce table has never been a dq in a normal match

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Julio Cruz posted:

so slamming Dolph into a normal table would be a DQ but throwing him into the announce table is fine?

Whether slamming him through the announce table would be a dq is a question for the ages.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

:eng101: It is an announcer's desk

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

throwing someone through an announce table has never been a dq in a normal match

right but why? using one table is fine but using a different one isn't?

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

:eng101: It is an announcer's desk


what delineates a desk vs a table

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Julio Cruz posted:

right but why? using one table is fine but using a different one isn't?

The announcing table is in it's natural habitat. You are stealing a table when it is under the ring.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
So why wouldn't Roode just run out and drill Ziggler since a DQ loses Drew the title

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

what delineates a desk vs a table

The spelling

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Drew just push the chair out of the ring

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