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alnilam

in desperation i have stooped to taking a bite and working the sticker off in my mouth



ty manifisto

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
that must make u plum crazy





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beer pal

alnilam posted:

in desperation i have stooped to taking a bite and working the sticker off in my mouth

proud to say i got the sticker off with my hands today but the thought did cross my mind

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

beer pal posted:

hello yobbos im here to complain about the very specific phenomenon of when your plum is just ripe enough that when you try to get your fingernail under the sticker to take it off u cant because the flesh of the plum just recedes. if u have known this struggle please feel free to quote my post and say "hate that" or anything to that effect. thanks

prepuce repurposed posted:

that must make u plum crazy


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beer pal

prepuce repurposed posted:

that must make u plum crazy

it does. it does make me plum crazy.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Swallow plum whole.

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xcheopis


prepuce repurposed posted:

that must make u plum crazy

:golfclap:

Driving down the continent with a pistol in her lap
Followed by a handsome man who says his name is Jack

AARD VARKMAN

beer pal posted:

it does. it does make me plum crazy.

really sounds like the pits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc

Prof. Crocodile

beer pal posted:

hello yobbos im here to complain about the very specific phenomenon of when your plum is just ripe enough that when you try to get your fingernail under the sticker to take it off u cant because the flesh of the plum just recedes. if u have known this struggle please feel free to quote my post and say "hate that" or anything to that effect. thanks

lol nice

nice plum juice under your fingernail that is. :(

alnilam

my friend robert is really good at getting the sticker off they call him "Plum Bob"



ty manifisto

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Lead is also called plumbium because those plum labels cause lead poisoning :science:

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xcheopis


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Lead is also called plumbium because those plum labels cause lead poisoning :science:

Plums: We lead in poisoning

Driving down the continent with a pistol in her lap
Followed by a handsome man who says his name is Jack

cda

by Hand Knit

prepuce repurposed posted:

that must make u plum crazy

mother fucke r

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


beer pal posted:

hello yobbos im here to complain about the very specific phenomenon of when your plum is just ripe enough that when you try to get your fingernail under the sticker to take it off u cant because the flesh of the plum just recedes. if u have known this struggle please feel free to quote my post and say "hate that" or anything to that effect. thanks

I only eat plums straight off the tree or in prune form because most grocery store plums are disappointing and so I don’t have that problem :smug:


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Manifisto


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I only eat plums straight off the tree

hence why they are disappearing from the grocery stores


ty nesamdoom!

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is stone fruit the best stoned fruit? discuss.

Areola Grande

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cda posted:

mother fucke r

:D

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
It's hard to get much work done when you spend all of your time looking over your shoulder to make sure your coworker doesn't see you posting on BYOB and your coworker is actually your wife



magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
*in yakov smirnoff voice* take my job, please!



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



Evil Bob posted:

It's hard to get much work done when you spend all of your time looking over your shoulder to make sure your coworker doesn't see you posting on BYOB and your coworker is actually your wife

:five:


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

more falafel please

forums poster

I had some peach slices with my dinner so my life is "peachy"

edit: sorry, thought this was KoRn Palace




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beer pal

i got another food complaint dont u hate it when you spend 45 min cooking adn then realize at the end that ou forgot to put the rice on

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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

beer pal posted:

i got another food complaint dont u hate it when you spend 45 min cooking adn then realize at the end that ou forgot to put the rice on

That is the worst food feeling



Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
My air conditioning, which I just had repaired last Friday, has failed again.
As a result, it is very in my house this evening.
I am in desperate need of chill. Please help.

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Barking Gecko posted:

My air conditioning, which I just had repaired last Friday, has failed again.
As a result, it is very in my house this evening.
I am in desperate need of chill. Please help.

Did you check your refrigerant piping for leaks?



Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Evil Bob posted:

Did you check your refrigerant piping for leaks?

I think the refrigerant is okay. I suspect a problem with the run capacitor or maybe the compre$$or, if I'm really unlucky.

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Barking Gecko posted:

I think the refrigerant is okay. I suspect a problem with the run capacitor or maybe the compre$$or, if I'm really unlucky.

yes if it is the compressor then RIP ur wallet. I just cleaned the coils of my outdoor unit for the first time in 2 years. There was a legitimate blanket of "cotton" pollen and cat hair covering the entire face of the coils. Haven't noticed much of a boost in performance but now my compressor doesn't have to work as hard, and it just feels good to know the fan can actually pull air through there lol.



AARD VARKMAN

Barking Gecko posted:

My air conditioning, which I just had repaired last Friday, has failed again.
As a result, it is very in my house this evening.
I am in desperate need of chill. Please help.

Right there with you friendo. Have called maintenance out three times in three weeks and been told "we are sure we fixed it this time" every time, including today. It's currently 85 in here. :mad:

At least it's an apartment so no cost.

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
I'd open some windows and put fans in them, but the outside air temperature probably won't drop below the inside temperature until just before dawn, so there's no point.
I have my dehumidifier and the ceiling fans going, and I'm thinking cool thoughts.

vanisher

beer pal posted:

i got another food complaint dont u hate it when you spend 45 min cooking adn then realize at the end that ou forgot to put the rice on

this but cooking your garlic bread



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Manifisto


Barking Gecko posted:

My air conditioning, which I just had repaired last Friday, has failed again.
As a result, it is very in my house this evening.
I am in desperate need of chill. Please help.

I am sorry to hear it my dude. I do not know if this qualifies as chill but consider that in a lot of wars soldiers tasked with shooting at each other would deliberately aim high because they did not actually want to kill anyone.


ty nesamdoom!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Barking Gecko posted:

My air conditioning, which I just had repaired last Friday, has failed again.
As a result, it is very in my house this evening.
I am in desperate need of chill. Please help.

You could buy a window unit and return it when your central gets fixed.

If you have an ice maker and a small battery or USB-powered fan you can put some ice in a bowl and put the fan behind the bowl of ice so it blows on you to get some relief.

You can also put a water-soaked rag in the freezer and soak another rag with cold tap water and put the tap water rag on your forehead to help cool you down for 15 min until the freezer rag gets chilled down, and throw a third rag in the freezer so one rag gets a half hour of freezer time and cycle them out.

If you live in a duplex or apartment you can knock a hole in your wall and steal your neighbor's cooled air.

You can smuggle a ham out of the supermarket (at least it's cooled there)

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Robot Made of Meat

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

You could buy a window unit and return it when your central gets fixed.

Please don't do this.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
Just turned the thermostat down one degree (f) further in honor of my hot (temperature) friend, forums user Barking Gecko. I'll think of you when i pull the blankets tighter around me tonight.



Robot Made of Meat

It's less hot here lately, so that's nice.

I don't have central air, but I do have a window unit in my room.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
What if I smuggle several frozen hams out of the supermarket, and put a fan behind them?
I could eat them when they thaw. . .

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Evil Bob posted:

Just turned the thermostat down one degree (f) further in honor of my hot (temperature) friend, forums user Barking Gecko. I'll think of you when i pull the blankets tighter around me tonight.

:argh:

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
Maybe it would help if I send you the cell phone number of my HVAC service manager. I mean I doubt you live anywhere nearby so he can't actually help, but maybe it would make you feel better to send him passive aggressive text messages.



Areola Grande

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how far south r u BG

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owlhawk911

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Robot Made of Meat posted:

Please don't do this.

why the heck not?


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