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Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

HungryMedusa posted:

The cop looks like Buster Bluth

That website is the kind of poo poo that brought me to SA in the first place. It's ALOD material for sure

He's also shooting at... his bumper?

# ? Jul 19, 2020 01:38

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# ? May 15, 2024 01:05

END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

As a firefighter paramedic, I also like to remember all of the terrible poo poo I have seen in my career by getting it tattooed on my body, including faces of dead children.

# ? Jul 19, 2020 02:27

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

END OF AN ERROR posted:

As a firefighter paramedic, I also like to remember all of the terrible poo poo I have seen in my career by getting it tattooed on my body, including faces of dead children.

I dunno how this guy got three dead kids on an IFT, though, since only an IFT medic would ever get this tattoo.

# ? Jul 19, 2020 03:58

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Maybe he ran over them

# ? Jul 19, 2020 04:10

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

END OF AN ERROR posted:

As a firefighter paramedic, I also like to remember all of the terrible poo poo I have seen in my career by getting it tattooed on my body, including faces of dead children.

He didn't do the last thing on purpose. Every time someone in his care dies, their face appears on his body.

You should see his legs. They're covered with hamsters, goldfish, houseplants, and relationships.

# ? Jul 19, 2020 04:12

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

END OF AN ERROR posted:

As a firefighter paramedic, I also like to remember all of the terrible poo poo I have seen in my career by getting it tattooed on my body, including faces of dead children.

Therapy is just so...temporary.

It does make you wonder what scenario(s) this person envisioned where this really made a difference for them? Women flock when he takes his shirt off? I don�t know.

# ? Jul 19, 2020 04:39

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

This might be the most amazing Basic White Girl tattoo ever.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 00:07

Tears In A Vial: Jan 13, 2008

I like how they have said that sketch is an appropriate name, like that's something his mum named him.

also gently caress that guy in general: https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/bn3gvq/gently caress-tattoo-fixers-why-the-british-tattoo-industry-hates-the-c4-show

SKETCH'S TATTOO (LEFT); ORIGINAL DESIGN BY EMILY ROSE MURRAY (RIGHT) FROM INSTAGRAM

# ? Jul 20, 2020 00:33

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

# ? Jul 20, 2020 03:34

Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

DorkusMalorkus posted:

This would have been good as an image in a "Let's Put Tattoos On Trump" photoshop thread.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 03:39

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

# ? Jul 20, 2020 13:15

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Scratch Monkey posted:

The "wolf" above the boob on the left is very judgemental

# ? Jul 20, 2020 13:38

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Is...is that fresh ink, or has she somehow got road grit between her norks?

# ? Jul 20, 2020 15:00

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Flint_Paper posted:

norks

I thought this was a tramp stamp at first then i realized where it was and oh man that is way worse

Also :wtf:

@ norks

# ? Jul 20, 2020 15:12

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

You know. Norks. Knockers. Jubblies.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 15:15

a fatguy baldspot: Aug 29, 2018

Those are some mournful breast�s

# ? Jul 20, 2020 15:16

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

a fatguy baldspot posted:

Those are some mournful breast�s

mournful norks.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 15:19

Ratatozsk: Mar 6, 2007; Had we turned left instead, we may have encountered something like this...

a fatguy baldspot posted:

Those are some mournful nork�s

e:fb

# ? Jul 20, 2020 15:20

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

DorkusMalorkus posted:

it's the kind of year where I can't tell if these are pro- or anti- trump

# ? Jul 20, 2020 16:06

HelleSpud: Apr 1, 2010

Scratch Monkey posted:

That's a tattoo for the Wes Anderson 'Fantastic Mr. Fox'?

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# ? Jul 21, 2020 03:10

a sexual elk: May 16, 2007

HelleSpud posted:

That's a tattoo for the Wes Anderson 'Miserable Mr. Flops�?

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# ? Jul 21, 2020 08:36

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Wait, Donnie is a communist now?

# ? Jul 21, 2020 08:46

Runcible Cat: May 28, 2007; Ignoring this post

HelleSpud posted:

That's a tattoo for the Wes Anderson 'Fantastic Mr. Fox'?

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Canis lupus is wolf, though?

Yoga wolf silhouette in the middle is hilarious.

# ? Jul 21, 2020 09:36

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Yoga wolf (and yeah it's a wolf) in the background is from the end of the film. It's giving Mr Fox and fist up. One of the characters has a gimmick of saying the Latin names of all the animals.

# ? Jul 21, 2020 12:51

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Of the tattoos so far this one boggles me the most perhaps because I love that movie.

Why.

Why would you do that.

# ? Jul 21, 2020 14:48

Doctor Zero: Sep 21, 2002; Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

To distract from anything lower?

# ? Jul 21, 2020 17:47

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Flint_Paper posted:

You know. Norks. Knockers. Jubblies.

I always thought it was spelled "norgs".

Perhaps a regional pronunciation?

# ? Jul 23, 2020 11:17

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

BrigadierSensible posted:

I always thought it was spelled "norgs".

Perhaps a regional pronunciation?

"Nork" is a disparaging term for North Koreans, so I'd assume it's just an autocorrect mishap.

# ? Jul 23, 2020 13:03

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Is it? Good god I've never heard that before. I've only ever heard it as old British "cheeky" slang for breasts.

# ? Jul 23, 2020 13:08

Internet Wizard: Aug 9, 2009; BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

It was pretty popular on SA for the first half of the 2010s and is still used by the sort of people who hate being told to stop using derogatory terms for people.

# ? Jul 24, 2020 00:15

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

The Bloop posted:

I thought this was a tramp stamp at first then i realized where it was and oh man that is way worse

Also @ norks

For real, that's some rancid cleavage.

# ? Jul 24, 2020 00:39

Big Willy Style: Feb 11, 2007; How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?

Flint_Paper posted:

Is it? Good god I've never heard that before. I've only ever heard it as old British "cheeky" slang for breasts.

Apparently it's Australian. It's definitely in my vocab:

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/nork

# ? Jul 24, 2020 01:17

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Internet Wizard posted:

It was pretty popular on SA for the first half of the 2010s and is still used by the sort of people who hate being told to stop using derogatory terms for people.

Yeah but I'm pretty sure he's not calling breasts North Koreans

# ? Jul 24, 2020 01:32