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Looks like those lunarTiks are at it again! Wowee zowee!
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A hex is p much encoding some piece of commonly replicated technology, buildings, roads, stoves, tvs, radio, etc, into a biological medium as a contract to replicate that thing in the future, and agreeing to cross a bridge in the future to make sure society has adopted that technology as a useful and liked thing and that the ritual used to create that thing isn’t lunacy or vanity of the coven that encoded it. A lot of witches never cross that bridge and only remember the ritual and not what they were trying to make in the first place.
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Jul 21, 2020 07:39
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Video of a baby witch hexing the moon (REAL) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuapErBcx4g
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Jul 21, 2020 07:54
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Weed moon. 
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Jul 21, 2020 07:56
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The moon is very powerful and real.
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Jul 21, 2020 08:03
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Hell yeah smoke that poo poo with youre eyes.
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Jul 21, 2020 08:36
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HEX-E-POO HEX-ON-YOU
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Jul 21, 2020 09:27
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Hell yeah 721
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Jul 21, 2020 09:35
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:A hex is p much encoding some piece of commonly replicated technology, buildings, roads, stoves, tvs, radio, etc, into a biological medium as a contract to replicate that thing in the future, and agreeing to cross a bridge in the future to make sure society has adopted that technology as a useful and liked thing and that the ritual used to create that thing isn’t lunacy or vanity of the coven that encoded it. A lot of witches never cross that bridge and only remember the ritual and not what they were trying to make in the first place. Yeah, without witches we wouldn't have TVs.
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Jul 21, 2020 09:37
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drat horror queefs posted:Looks like those lunarTiks are at it again! Wowee zowee! LunaTiks
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Jul 21, 2020 09:50
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bored rich white folk
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Jul 21, 2020 09:54
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I summoned a fae without protection spells and proceeded to call it a "bitch idiot" and other extremely damaging insults for thirty minutes as it stammered ineffectual responses in fear of my baby witch depravity, at the end I said "I did this on behalf of the whole of humanity, we all met in a council and decided on this, every human being thinks the fae are huge loving losers. Come at us with your best shot you idiots." lol cool
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Jul 21, 2020 10:59
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Wicca is some weak paganism for teenage girls. I bet they don't even perform gruesome human sacrifice to appease their gods
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Jul 21, 2020 11:54
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im going to hex a poonani
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Jul 21, 2020 11:55
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:im going to hex a poonani Steven Seagal is going to hex the punani for to make nice
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Jul 21, 2020 12:02
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hell im going to hex a dong too
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Jul 21, 2020 12:04
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I got a hex placed on my shitter by same raving Twitter nutbag who was freaking pissed off about me hexing the moon. I had hexed the moon to come gently caress my rear end with one of its many major rock outcroppings. I heard it's dusty up there so it's like a mummy coughing in your anus when the moon nuts. Anyhow, this rancorous bitch hexed my bussy to grow a great bushel of polyps, effectively sealing my man punani and blocking entry. The moon was unable to slam into my waiting anus and be enveloped by my gaping rear end-tube like flesh overgrowing on a metal splinter, dooming the world to fiery annihilation since there was nothing to intercept its ravening, speeding stone cocks. I was so pissed off. Then I heard they decided to make a videogame about it without my permission or the proper story credits. Nintendo where are my royalties
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Jul 21, 2020 12:09
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:A hex is p much encoding some piece of commonly replicated technology, buildings, roads, stoves, tvs, radio, etc, into a biological medium as a contract to replicate that thing in the future, and agreeing to cross a bridge in the future to make sure society has adopted that technology as a useful and liked thing and that the ritual used to create that thing isn’t lunacy or vanity of the coven that encoded it. A lot of witches never cross that bridge and only remember the ritual and not what they were trying to make in the first place. Ah yes The problem here is clearly is that the other witches don't do the witchcraft right This is like hearing people talk about Other Christians
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Jul 21, 2020 12:27
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Ah yes Don't talk to Clamdestine like that
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Jul 21, 2020 12:28
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Look, I'm just saying, I make sure ALL of my ritual candles are PURE. BEESWAX. Don't you??
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Jul 21, 2020 12:30
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As a hippie and festival wook who married into a cult when I was 19, I’ve lived with and worked with every type of crystal-worshipping Woo Woo in the country and without question Nu-Age Wiccan folks are the absolute dumbest and most self-assured ghost whispering idiots in the world. There is absolutely no difference between people who post about their Twitter coven and people who believe in QAnon.
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Jul 21, 2020 13:19
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This is all because of that stupid new netflix show isn't it
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Jul 21, 2020 13:21
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must be awfully convenient to believe in magical powers that have no visible trace
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Jul 21, 2020 13:23
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moon update: its dead  
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Jul 21, 2020 13:34
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Zzulu posted:bored rich white folk I regret to inform you that you are now racist 
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Jul 21, 2020 13:40
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3 minutes of Full Moon Light on your open butthole is the vitamin D equivalent of getting horribly sunburned at Warped Tour because they always held it in a parking lot with no shade for some reason.
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Jul 21, 2020 13:58
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Don’t worry I rubbed my healing crystals together and it broke the hex.
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Jul 21, 2020 14:02
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I'm a Hex Girl and I'm gonna put a spell on you~
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Jul 21, 2020 14:03
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I'm a Black woman with a lot of Black female friends who are into this sort of stupid bullshit, and I've seen Twitter/Facebook posts about how it's racist and misogynistic to devalue & make fun of people who believe in this woo-woo bullshit because astrology & mysticism are African...or something.  It makes me uncomfortable because there are just soooooo many racist misogynistic beliefs every god damned where, and believing that hexes and curses and sage and crystals are ineffectual & stupid is simply not among them, and yet I feel this obligation to go along & agree with them because 1) I don't want the argument, and 2) I don't want people to think I don't take misogyny & racism seriously. Ugh.edit: I did not see this post before I starting my own, lol Hitlersaurus Christ posted:I regret to inform you that you are now racist  Do you see what I mean here though? Cultural appropriation is real and prevalent and bad, this much is true. Turning it around to make distaste for Chrs posted:Remember when that piss head called the cops on the moon lol What exactly did he think the cops were going to do? How did he expect the cops to help in a situation like this? Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I will continue angering the Gods and fae in a myriad of ways until the witches promise to stop indoctrinating teenagers with stuff that will cause them to have panic attacks over meaningless garbage or engage in spiralling self-fulfilling prophecies because Mercury is in retrograde. My date went poorly because Mercury retrograde! I had a typo in my job application because Mercury retrograde! My cat bit me when I rubbed her too hard because Mercury retrograde! I knocked over a glass of water because Mercury retrograde! It never loving ends with these people. I've seen people unironically talk about meeting someone they disliked, and then saying "well, I found out they're [insert sign here], so it makes sense now". Part of why I took a social media hiatus was because I couldn't escape this nonsense. YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Jul 21, 2020 |
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Jul 21, 2020 14:10
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Hitlersaurus Christ posted:I regret to inform you that you are now racist haha wizards are total white person poo poo. He's gandalf the white for god's sake.
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Jul 21, 2020 14:12
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Of the many many many many many many things white people have appropriated/stolen from Black people, mysticism is not one.
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Jul 21, 2020 14:15
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Caesar Saladin posted:haha wizards are total white person poo poo. He's gandalf the white for god's sake. Yeah I thought it was pretty well known that black people and Grand Wizards don’t really get along, but I guess not.
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Jul 21, 2020 14:17
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Im not sure that twitter user "Bray !¡ ° 1312" with the anime Av is the person you want to be taking any sort of advice from, let alone advice on whats racist and whats not.
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Jul 21, 2020 14:18
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🌚 : Hey, just minding my own business, anyone got any poon pics on tap to share? I'm ready to go to town. 🧙♀️: Pussy pics? Yes my godess Luna, we've got mad pussy pic offerings on tap to please you. 🌚 : Word up. Any chance you could toss in some killer dick pics in there. I'm not particular about size but anything... sufficiently wrinkly... yeah I'd vibe with that. 🧙♀️ : Goddess, your will is infallible, we will produce the wrinkled dong pics post haste, how feels your chafed rear end crack today? 🌚 : It's okay, it's dusty up here. Yesterday I had one of those weirdo rear end fissures in the area right above my glutes. One of those gnarly sweat fissures that just split open. I kept touching it despite it hurting and like, I guess I was actually touching it because it hurt. It's like a paper cut right above your shitter. I just can't stop touching it. 🧙♀️ : Goddess, we shall cast the necessary healing spells. 🌚 : Aight, that sounds mad corny but you do you. I'm in no rush anyway I'm just gonna keep poking at the thing. Oooh that smarts so good. 🧙♀️ : We shall begin the rituals immediately. 🌚 : Later... 🧝♂️ : What's up. 🌚 : Nm, what up with you. Who are you by the way. 🧝♂️ : I'm new, I'm a baby witch. 🌚 : That's cool. You also into the findom thing? 🧝♂️ : Fin.... dom...? 🌚 : Uh yeah, I got this whole setup with those other guys, they burn sage and leave chocolate out to melt with a bunch of herbs that smell like poo poo, they'll basically give me whatever I ask for so I just kind of go with the flow. I'm just up here freaking pounding out nut after nut. 🧝♂️ : I don't know if I'm willing to do any of that. 🌚 : That's chill, imo that makes you cooler than these other dweebs, real talk though can I tell you something? 🧝♂️ : What's that? 🌚 : These guys are super beat and you should like... hex me and just tell them about it lol. It would get them super razzed up while I'm JO'ing to these primo vag, dong, and feet pics (one hunnerd percent free bee-tee-dubs). 🧝♂️ : Sounds fun, you're on, what do I get in return? 🌚 : I'll straight up send you a shot of my crotch, it's badly hosed up and looks like a gashed up dick with powdered sugar on it. They keep calling it the "man on the moon" which is some weird rear end nomenclature for my wretched anatomy. 🧝♂️ : It's a deal, I'll do it. You guarantee the pics? 🌚 : My word is bond (lmao he could just look them up on line I'm a freaky rear end bitch like that, my poo poo is disseminated). 🧝♂️ : I will begin the ritual immediately. 🌚 : ... 🌚 : They're gone. Good. That will keep them busy long enough so they won't realize that a few months ago I rear end blasted their planet with my syphillitic member and unleashed a plague because there are no free clinics in space and I have approximately zero net worth. 🌚 : And the punani pics just keep rolling in. Life is good broheim.
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Jul 21, 2020 14:23
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i only listen to people's opinions if they spell the word "magic" in a sufficiently weird way, ex. "majycks"
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Jul 21, 2020 14:24
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Welp
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Jul 21, 2020 14:25
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I used to use Black Magic grip tape. It ruined shoes.
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Jul 21, 2020 14:27
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:i only listen to people's opinions if they spell the word "magic" in a sufficiently
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Jul 21, 2020 14:31
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If a white person says magick isn't real they are RACIST and if a black person says magick isn't real they are IGNORANT just lmao Also, lets assume for a second that this woman is arguing in good faith and she is genuinely trying to adapt the classical principles of mysticism from whichever part of the world she believes that she is from... THEY WEREN'T USING TWITTER TO HEX THE MOON!
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