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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/allahliker/status/1286019342296064010

There now it's a bad day for all of you as well

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Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

canyoneer posted:

I don't mind most nematoda. But C. elegans? I could do without C. elegans.

I have been unfailingly polite.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1285694278694567936

https://twitter.com/CONT3NTKINGS/status/1285277061523931136

https://twitter.com/vverawang/status/1285672441797378048

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/hasanthehun/status/1285959416357900289?s=21

Uh I would love to make almost 80k a year for doing foot videos

It says "one time or a few times a month" if he's legit you could net a like quarter million a year, plus free shoes.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Damnation on my bunions. calluses and corns

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

My feet are real hosed up, would that lower their value on the foot pics market or raise them due to dudes with hosed up interests paying more for their poo poo

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/EffinBirds/status/1286031474727297031

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/capnfrenchie/status/1285938036400889857

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/cambrianshe/status/1285971978021752832?s=21

Thread got me heated 😤

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I know there are outliers but man I wish women had some hosed up sexual desperation like men do sometimes. Not violent harmful ones of course, I just mean those weird off ones that are off the wall like a foot fetish.

What I saying is yes I will send pics of my hands and belly button kind of weird poo poo.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

dialhforhero posted:

I know there are outliers but man I wish women had some hosed up sexual desperation like men do sometimes. Not violent harmful ones of course, I just mean those weird off ones that are off the wall like a foot fetish.


Have you ever heard of the Omegaverse?

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

dialhforhero posted:

I know there are outliers but man I wish women had some hosed up sexual desperation like men do sometimes. Not violent harmful ones of course, I just mean those weird off ones that are off the wall like a foot fetish.

What I saying is yes I will send pics of my hands and belly button kind of weird poo poo.

1: Learn to draw.
2: Learn to draw androgynous anime guys loving each other.
3: Make bank off horny women.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

dialhforhero posted:

I know there are outliers but man I wish women had some hosed up sexual desperation like men do sometimes. Not violent harmful ones of course, I just mean those weird off ones that are off the wall like a foot fetish.

What I saying is yes I will send pics of my hands and belly button kind of weird poo poo.

- a person who has never been on tumblr

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
Maybe the mods and admins will take note and decide that goons should do the same - post through a wall, like some kind of Posting Gloryhole of sorts

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Solar Tornado posted:

Maybe the mods and admins will take note and decide that goons should do the same - post through a wall, like some kind of Posting Gloryhole of sorts

Then every morning we can ask "what's the story, posting glory?"

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

"If only there were women who were also perverts."

Sorry bout your life, bro.


Someone post the "no woman I've ever been with has enjoyed sex" tweet.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


feedmyleg posted:

- a person who has never been on tumblr

Or AO3.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Or any romance novel from the drugstore


One of the most :goonsay: posts imaginable

Quarterroys
Jul 1, 2008


Baby Got Bechdel

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I have never been on tumblr, read drug store romance novels, nor know what AO3 was.

I shall return after conducting research.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

The Little Death posted:

Or any romance novel from the drugstore


One of the most :goonsay: posts imaginable

I think the most goon speak would be talking about Yaoi fandom

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

dialhforhero posted:

I know there are outliers but man I wish women had some hosed up sexual desperation like men do sometimes. Not violent harmful ones of course, I just mean those weird off ones that are off the wall like a foot fetish.

What I saying is yes I will send pics of my hands and belly button kind of weird poo poo.


Some times men are attracted to other men, even to their feet.

Not yours, obviously, just making a statement.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Moon Slayer posted:

1: Learn to draw.
2: Learn to draw androgynous anime guys loving each other.
3: Make bank off horny women.

I've learned from this very website that someone who can draw and takes commissions can make real bank from drawing fetish porn.

If you wanna get someone to pay for for feet pics get "famous" first for something else and then start selling the goods.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
BTW the lines are blurring, if you follow twitter there's all kinds of people talking about having or making onlyfans. It's a brave new horny world.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


dialhforhero posted:

I have never been on tumblr, read drug store romance novels, nor know what AO3 was.

I shall return after conducting research.

"Archive of Our Own". User-run fanfiction repository. If you want a feeling for just how weird fanfiction can get, read Norabombay's hilarious essay about one of the more infamous tropes, alpha/beta/omega dynamics. All of us in the fic world found it deeply hilarious when, recently, the New York Times solemnly explained A/B/O to its readers in the context of a copyright lawsuit. I think everybody's favorite fact was that it turned out that this story was the first occurrence of the word "omegaverse" in the NYT, but not the first appearance of "mpreg".

quote:

Soul Bonding: Alphas and omegas are often bound together at the soul level. When the omega goes into heat, the alpha claims and owns the omega, bonding them from two separate people into one spiritual unit. In some universes, the bond can be broken. This is especially common in places where there is a canon divorce. In some situations it happens to get get rid of an inconvenient spouse, and allow the fic OTP to be bound together.

In other canons, the alpha & omega cannot be separated by anything but death. Oddly, the inconvenient canon spouse obstructing the OTP dies at this point. After the first spouse dies, alphas and omegas universally are allowed to rebond/remarry. Sometimes they try for another child. This depends entirely on the author and the OTP.

Some universes have the characters soul bonding to each other regardless of alpha/beta/omega status. Two omega characters might be soul bonded, but they will still be having sex with betas or alphas when the heat comes.

Some universes don’t have any soul bonding, but honestly, what fun is that?

e: The above is one of the few clean bits of the essay; NSFW, and possibly NSFM.

Arsenic Lupin has a new favorite as of 00:19 on Jul 23, 2020

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

dialhforhero posted:

I know there are outliers but man I wish women had some hosed up sexual desperation like men do sometimes. Not violent harmful ones of course, I just mean those weird off ones that are off the wall like a foot fetish.

What I saying is yes I will send pics of my hands and belly button kind of weird poo poo.

Hungarian comic strips, circa 1965 got ya covered, fam.
https://twitter.com/jucikadaily/status/1285952743379632128?s=21

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

ultrafilter posted:

It's actually remarkably difficult to decline a group invitation with the current UI. Not sure what the intent is there.

oh c'mon, you know exactly what the intent is

the more groups they put in front of you, the more groups you'll join, the more opportunities you'll have for that cursed platform to brain poison you

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I think you guys are confusing general horniness with my ignorance of the extremely specific fetishes that involve real people.

I KNOW women do it too, but anecdotally speaking I never see that poo poo like you do with men in DMs or whatever.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

dialhforhero posted:

I think you guys are confusing general horniness with my ignorance of the extremely specific fetishes that involve real people and them being the things women engage in.

Let me reiterate: I am 💯willing to sell foot, belly button, hand, or shoulder porn and would like to know where these women are.

I KNOW women do it too, but anecdotally speaking I never see that poo poo like you do with men in DMs or whatever.

Maybe you just have an ugly belly button?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
:smith:

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
Women know they dont have to pay for pictures of mens various body parts, put a cute lady pic in your profile and dm a guy with nice feet for feet pics and you'll get feet pics 6 times a day for a month.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Women know they dont have to pay for pictures of mens various body parts, put a cute lady pic in your profile and dm a guy with nice feet for feet pics and you'll get feet pics 6 times a day for a month.

Isn't this evolutionary biology? Bit questionable.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Men are the worst.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


American (at least) women aren't socialized to demand that strangers satisfy their sexual desires. It isn't about desire for sex, weird or otherwise, it's about the insistence that a stranger on the internet must want to know about your sexual needs.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

This you?

https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1286002892948873216?s=19

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/AshokaTheBear/status/1286049491813044227?s=20

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/stavvybaby/status/1286091881936453633

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

Arsenic Lupin posted:

American (at least) women aren't socialized to demand that strangers satisfy their sexual desires. It isn't about desire for sex, weird or otherwise, it's about the insistence that a stranger on the internet must want to know about your sexual needs.

i mean

i know a lot of women who insist that strangers know about their weird sex stuff online
but that's more of an oversharing thing than a "send noods" thing

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/briligerent/status/1286042036890738688?s=21

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/leftistthot420/status/1186157769658961920?s=20

Edit: Queen poo poo

https://twitter.com/BuckleiDiamond/status/1285661832502534150?s=20

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 02:41 on Jul 23, 2020

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