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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Alan Smithee posted:

Same as always. Take the turds that come out of his mouth and search for nutrients with your fingers

hahahahaha





as if they dont use their mouths to do this

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Ferdinand the Bull
Jul 30, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrFO7Mj84hQ

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

BattleMaster posted:

any ngo is such a piece of poo poo and is the only one of these altright doofuses who actually makes me angry because he manages to fit at least five distinct lies into every sentence he has ever written or spoken

And he gets paraded around by Fox and Republicans for it. He reminds me of Milo but before the pedophile talk came out.

Wait until the RNC invites him.

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

JFK Jr.'s alive, and he's a goon!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Dave Concepcion posted:

yeah the whole movie is purestrain seagal

micheal cain must've been really short on cash in the mid to early nineties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSjmRsCdhhc

quote:

[on Jaws: The Revenge (1987)] I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

lol tyson's down to middleweight and seagal's lookin heavyweight

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.


Doesn't excuse Blame it on Rio

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Data Graham posted:

Once a group's numbers have been reduced to a level where they're no longer a threat, they become romanticized. Loudly pining for the days when the group was larger is okay then because it has no chance of coming about, and it makes you sound cultured. Virtue signalling if you will

I'm trying to think of a metaphor along the lines of "wiping out a colony of mice in your backyard, then keeping the last two left alive in a cage as beloved pets" that doesn't sound dehumanizing

And then you can just cut them out entirely. Saw a tweet on these forums not long ago by a white couple who consider themselves true stewards of native culture. The actual natives have become degenerate, so white people need to become the real real natives.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

lol tyson's down to middleweight and seagal's lookin heavyweight

anchorweight

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Facebook Aunt posted:

And then you can just cut them out entirely. Saw a tweet on these forums not long ago by a white couple who consider themselves true stewards of native culture. The actual natives have become degenerate, so white people need to become the real real natives.

isn’t that basically what Mormons believe?

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/nezumi_ningen/status/1286195600959176705?s=20

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I like the assumption that an ANTIFA woman couldn't possibly also be a mother for some reason lmfao

Reminds me of something I read about how female Red Army soldiers really broke the brains of the invading Germans, even the ones who weren't true believers in the Nazi ideology. They thought it was the most barbaric thing they'd ever seen, like they were animals completely divorced from their conception of femininity and evidence of the depravity of Bolshevism. Obviously those women were balances who did the world a great service but it's very in character for nazis to have extreme reactions to female combatants.

animist
Aug 28, 2018
https://twitter.com/solidarity_goth/status/1286011710436978688

the proud boy has 6 guns lmao

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat

BattleMaster posted:

any ngo is such a piece of poo poo and is the only one of these altright doofuses who actually makes me angry because he manages to fit at least five distinct lies into every sentence he has ever written or spoken

It's a good thing that he's too terrified to attend protests in person anymore

all fascists should be made to feel this way

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
https://clips.twitch.tv/ConsiderateSteamyZucchiniFailFish

alex jones made a young man very happy today

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lmfao that's great

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
idk wtf is going on anymore, poo poo’s weird
https://mobile.twitter.com/gersonjr/status/1286451690892341252

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Imagine showing that to someone in 2019

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
Covid can cause brain damage yes?

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
He's going to fight an emu and die to it just so nobody will say he died to corona.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

DesertIslandHermit posted:

He's going to fight an emu and die to it just so nobody will say he died to corona.
He has my respect

F

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
is that the covid brain damaged version of putin's shirtless bear-wrestling propaganda?

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

DesertIslandHermit posted:

He's going to fight an emu and die to it just so nobody will say he died to corona.

It's been driving me insane they are called Rheas an they have weird eggs. They can still gently caress people up though bc they can get nearly as large as emus

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

KitConstantine posted:

It's been driving me insane they are called Rheas an they have weird eggs. They can still gently caress people up though bc they can get nearly as large as emus

Ain't a bird alive that I can't gently caress up.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

please do not gently caress the birds

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007


the boogaloo has spent dozens of hours being called gay for picking unaesthetic tactical gear

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
MRA civil war:

https://twitter.com/TakedownMRAs/status/1286858421778542593

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

shame he didn't pop himself after that

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

:birddrugs:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
a Hitman mission where you assassinate the president of Brazil by replacing a rhea with an emu

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Alan Smithee posted:

a Hitman mission where you assassinate the president of Brazil by replacing a rhea with an emu

Use a cassowary if you want to do it right.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

The Lone Badger posted:

Use a cassowary if you want to do it right.

I say go big or go home, with a Jurassic Park-styled genetic reconstruction of one of those extinct terror birds

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Tokamak posted:

please do not gently caress the birds

buddy,

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

SatansOnion posted:

I say go big or go home, with a Jurassic Park-styled genetic reconstruction of one of those extinct terror birds

Murder chickens

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/shushugah/status/1286949687698821120

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

his wiki page makes this story even loving weirder. the summary i pulled together in my head was:

he moved to russia just after the fall of the soviet union as a corporate PI for Kroll Inc, made enough of a name for himself to give at least one speech at a state dinner, met a woman there + divorced her after 9 months, returned to the united states and over the next few years made a name for himself as an 'anti-feminist lawyer'

its so on the nose its loving ridiculous, and thats not even counting the stuff that directly lead to him going after the judge & this other guy. what the hell

elaboration has issued a correction as of 13:04 on Jul 25, 2020

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1287062790050582535?s=20

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

his wiki page makes this story even loving weirder. the summary i pulled together in my head was:

he moved to russia just after the fall of the soviet union as a corporate PI for Kroll Inc, made enough of a name for himself to give at least one speech at a state dinner, met a woman there + divorced her after 9 months, returned to the united states and over the next few years made a name for himself as an 'anti-feminist lawyer'

its so on the nose its loving ridiculous, and thats not even counting the stuff that directly lead to him going after the judge & this other guy. what the hell

A more convenient patsassin (patsy + assassin) Capital could never desire.

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Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012



Is there even a spare holster for the pistol he's holding?

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