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ikanreed posted:Is this a real anime? Because that kind of low brow meta humor appeals directly to my internet damaged mind. some quick googling tells me that that's not the actual text so basically, someone has gone onto the internet and told lies a thing I was assured once that no one would do edit: snipe tax 
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I thought 'suck an egg' was about the old saying 'teaching your grandmother to suck eggs' which I'm just realising is different from blowing eggs, though both get an empty eggshell for decorating.
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Jul 23, 2020 02:47
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People call testicles eggs
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Top picture is a sleep paralysis demon
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Data Graham posted:Surely the issue with "sucks" if you know the actual meaning is more that it's homophobic? I feel like a lot of homophobia is just misogyny with an added layer of indirection. Something like "being a guy and sucking dick is bad because that's a thing women do and therefore it's womanly and bad".
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Jul 23, 2020 05:30
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It's that, but with the added layer of "gay men frighten me because the idea of another man treating me like i treat women scares the poo poo out of me"
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Jul 23, 2020 05:45
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I always thought it was "sucks rear end" not "sucks dick"? I guess eating rear end is all the rage these days but at least it's not a slur just something kinda gross.
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Jul 23, 2020 05:49
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Mahna mahna
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Jul 23, 2020 05:59
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you suck lemons, or eggs.
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Jul 23, 2020 06:05
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When life gives you lemons, suck dick-ade.
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Phy posted:Mahna mahna doot doo doo do do
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Doc Hawkins posted:you suck lemons, or eggs. I always thought sucking eggs was something I wasn't supposed to teach my grandmother to do, on account of her already being an expert in the activity. That saying gets a lot more gross if you remember that "eggs" is slang in many languages for testicles.
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It's also gross when dads call their kids "little squirt"
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The only time I ever heard "teach your grandmother to suck eggs" as a kid was Ren and Stimpy. My mother said that the show was disgusting and rude. So I assumed that the phrase was incredibly profane. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVM1nUmDHHc I have never in my adult life heard or read someone use the phrase. Google says it means that you are trying to instruct a wise old master in the basics, and they know more than you do. What is the actual egg sucking process, and why? Are you sipping a raw egg through the broken shell? Is it for nutrition, or to preserve the egg shell whole for other uses? Are you sucking the egg out of the bird's cloaca? I do not know and I do not understand. You'are mother's mother is a master of sucking eggs. What? How? Why?
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Jul 23, 2020 06:51
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BrigadierSensible posted:I always thought sucking eggs was something I wasn't supposed to teach my grandmother to do, on account of her already being an expert in the activity. I’m sorry you have to find out this way, but your grandmother probably had sex at least once.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Top picture is a sleep paralysis demon I don't know what demons you all are visited by but this guy scares the poo poo outta me. https://m.ranker.com/list/phantom-hat-man-facts/erin-mccann
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WITCHCRAFT posted:The only time I ever heard "teach your grandmother to suck eggs" as a kid was Ren and Stimpy. My mother said that the show was disgusting and rude. So I assumed that the phrase was incredibly profane. Nutrition and desperation, but it wasn't something you'd brag about doing. When times were tough and food had to be rationed on the farm, the easiest way to sneak a little extra protein for yourself was to go in the henhouse and steal an egg. You couldn't carry it with you cause you'd get caught and you certainly couldn't cook it, so you'd poke a hole in the shell, suck it out and leave the crushed shell pieces in the straw. Implying someone knew how to suck eggs was like saying they were a weasel or a thief. Eggs also have a few amino acids that can stave off a form of blindness commonly caused by malnutrition. Older folks that could still see fairly well got a good amount of suspicion during times of hardship. Macdeo Lurjtux has a new favorite as of 07:37 on Jul 23, 2020 |
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Jul 23, 2020 07:31
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You know what also sounds like a really rude phrase, but actually isn't? Saying that someone has been "ridden hard and put away wet".
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That comes from a person who's never heard 'cock up your beaver'.
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Now THAT’s the kind of dog I can kill in a video game!
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Hyperlynx posted:You know what also sounds like a really rude phrase, but actually isn't? Saying that someone has been "ridden hard and put away wet". What does that mean? It's a horse metaphor. Well, what does that mean? He's hosed up. He sure is. Serious bonus points if you get that reference. Melaneus has a new favorite as of 08:49 on Jul 23, 2020 |
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https://i.imgur.com/F3fTn2Y.mp4
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Johnny Aztec posted:BA-DUM TISH! Solice Kirsk posted:Talk about passing the buck. 
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There's no way that cat got in there on its own.
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Mokinokaro posted:There's no way that cat got in there on its own. Maybe. Could have wedged itself in there while the case was open, then the cameraman put the panel on to make a funny video.
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Jul 23, 2020 10:07
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wanna pet that CPU
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What kind of beans are those?
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Am I the only one who thinks that's gonna be a lot of cat hair in there?
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nexus6 posted:Am I the only one who thinks that's gonna be a lot of cat hair in there? If you have cats, there's already insane amounts of cat hair in your computers.
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nexus6 posted:Am I the only one who thinks that's gonna be a lot of cat hair in there? It's cool, that's a Windows 7 coa sticker. That PC is over 8 years old.
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Jul 23, 2020 11:25
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Don't store your leftover cat in the case.
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Loss, right?
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Doubtful Guest posted:Loss, right? Nope just a headache
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Jul 23, 2020 12:28
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Sweet, just four more and you can connect to the Ethernet.
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The mushrooms are starting to kick in
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ol qwerty bastard posted:Sweet, just four more and you can connect to the Ethernet. nah just need a modem
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sneakyfrog posted:nah just need a meowdem
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