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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I remember the "heartwarming" story of a 12 year old Carolina Panthers fan who mowed lawns to save for college and Panthers head coach Ron Rivera (annual salary $6.5 million) was so touched by this he gave him... a new lawnmower (from Lowes, which used the event to advertise themselves without compensating the child beyond probably giving Rivera the lawnmower for free)

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


MizPiz posted:

TBF, suburban housewives are the only undecided voter either party are trying to appeal to.

Suburban women, yes. Suburban housewives are not the same thing, and are substantially rarer.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002


You poopin?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Shittn't

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/agedcontext/status/1286547069776388096?s=21

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Yeah, they called Obama's push for the LGBTQ protections during his tenure a broken promise even though he fought like hell and the GOP just laughed at him.

Obama publicly opposed same-sex marriage until 2012, when the tide of public opinion shifted to be in favor of it. You know, the same year he was up for reelection. Even then, he made Biden declare support first, in case it went wrong.

Hello Sailor has a new favorite as of 08:12 on Jul 24, 2020

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

christmas boots posted:

I also get the bright light sneezes

Photic sneeze reflex.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Picnic Princess posted:

I pray no one ever has to sneeze while suffering from costochondritis because it will make you want to shoot yourself in the head

Why did you make me remember that feeling? Why are you so mean? You leave little "awful symptom" trip-wires scattered across the forums and then sit back with an evil grin as you wait for me or someone else like me to run into them and the memory to flood back.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


A story in 3 parts

https://twitter.com/kexical_/status/1286151620737277953?s=19

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

They were loving desperate for that to be seen by someone and start drama, since they used the tags to insert themselves directly into the rear end of the most volatile communities possible.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
And that is why there are no queer polynesians.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

Where is this lesbian island? Asking for a friend.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

What happens to gays and lesbians born on Straight Island? Do they get to stay there, or do they get shipped off to Gay Island or Lesbian Island according to their gender? Do trans men get shipped to Gay Island and trans women to Lesbian Island? And where do the enbys go?

Pththya-lyi has a new favorite as of 15:06 on Jul 24, 2020

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

GreenMetalSun posted:

Where is this lesbian island? Asking for a friend.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Opinionated By Dumb Facts

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


First, imagine that humans somehow segregated completely based on sexuality, from this entirely natural state, we can argue that homosexuality is unnatural.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/SeanMcCarthyCom/status/1286358154222145538

This guy's been going on a multi-day meltdown over AOC. I guess that's some kind of leftwingedism?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

OwlFancier posted:

First, imagine that humans somehow segregated completely based on sexuality, from this entirely natural state, we can argue that homosexuality is unnatural.

The 19th-20th century zookeeper philosophy of sociology. "Wow, everyone pissed off and raping each other, must be humans are just evil. Let's examine this no further."

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

I think I've heard about that lesbian island before. Except in this story it's a desert nation where a man is born only every one hundred years and when it happens the boy must be crowned king. The last king got drunk on power and tried to take over the world though so a wandering warrior came and took him down.

jjack229
Feb 14, 2008
Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.

I learned something today:

Wikipedia posted:

In 2008, three of the islanders litigated unsuccessfully a court case against the LGBT community of Greece. The islander group had requested a legal injunction to ban groups from using the word lesbian in their names, which the petitioners claim violated their human rights as it is "insulting" and disgraces them around the world. The Islanders were compelled to pay court costs after losing their case.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


jjack229 posted:

I learned something today:

They should have tried to get a VOC.

"technically i'm not a lesbian, just a sparkling woman who has sex with women :sparkles:"

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/theironmayor/status/1286377323177152513?s=21

https://twitter.com/graysoul6/status/1286500386166063104?s=21

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



The ever-popular “I am not offended therefore nobody should be offended” take

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/SeanMcCarthyCom/status/1286358154222145538

This guy's been going on a multi-day meltdown over AOC. I guess that's some kind of leftwingedism?
That people are so desperate to paint AOC as "narcissistic", especially given... well, I was gonna say Biden and Trump, but basically every other politician, then it really is remarkable how blatant the double standards for women and minorities are in positions of any power.
Like, how is she narcissistic? She doesn't take poo poo from obvious bad-faith actors, I guess?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




She is a woman who talks when men want to talk. Sometimes she even interrupts them!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Also just listen to her voice, so shrill

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




X-posting from the self-own thread

https://twitter.com/LaraCrabb/status/1286576458144583681?s=20

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
From the replies

https://mobile.twitter.com/RosieisaHolt/status/1286646631883067398

and the what thread???

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012





The internet culture warriors who always self-own

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

They put me in a big wicker man in the car park and set me on fire. Talk about cancel culture.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Can someone please confirm that Australia doesn't completely suck?

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Can someone please confirm that Australia doesn't completely suck?

Steve Irwin was from there, and they're pretty close to the good country of New Zealand

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Can someone please confirm that Australia doesn't completely suck?

I live here. There's stretches of empty outback where the only living things are deadly insects and reptiles, does that count as 'not completely sucking'?

The city I live in has gone back into full-blown lockdown and now mandated masks (so it's probably where that video is from) because of a resurgence in cases, and it is absolutely infuriating that people are calling for the state premier to resign when every piece of news about the situation is 'he's doing fine except for the part where a huge chunk of the country is outright ignoring the restrictions being put down'.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Can someone please confirm that Australia doesn't completely suck?

That's england.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012




Only some of them, Bobo.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1286697906536361987

How long has the conflict emeralds baron been using the socialist rose?

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on

I always find myself wondering if people actually find this uplifting or if it's like capitalist propaganda or something. But then I remember there's that whole Protestant work ethic or whatever and go "Yeah, people probably really do think it's sweet that someone who is almost dead HAS to work."

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on

She even uses the expression "avoiding me like the plague" and it doesn't register for one loving second what she's saying.

EDIT: poo poo double post. I didn't think that was even possible in this thread
EDIT 2: this isn't even the thread I thought it was. gently caress I'm high

Grimdude has a new favorite as of 17:58 on Jul 24, 2020

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

https://twitter.com/chitoryu12/status/1286548767169228802?s=20

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