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Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Say hello to your 2020-21 Washington Redskins DC Sentinels Washington Football Team!

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/07/23/us/washington-football-team-spt-trnd/index.html

quote:

The Washington NFL franchise, formerly known as the Washington Redskins, is officially going to change its name to the Washington Football Team.

The new team name is effective immediately, and it will remain in place "pending adoption of a new team name," the team announced in a statement on Thursday.

"The decision to use 'Washington Football Team' for this season allows the franchise the ability to undertake an in-depth branding process to properly include player, alumni, fan, community, and sponsor input," the statement reads.

lol

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
That's worse than my Washington's Wooden Teeth suggestion.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Porfiriato posted:

Say hello to your 2020-21 Washington Redskins DC Sentinels Washington Football Team!

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/07/23/us/washington-football-team-spt-trnd/index.html


lol

How are you getting Onion articles to show up with a CNN URL and formatting? That's a pretty clever trick.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Suicide Watch posted:

For the Swift veterans for truth Taylor Swift released a surprise album today with 16 hours notice. Has a track with Bon Iver on it and sounds quite Indie pop

Yeah it’s a good album. It’s not my fav from hers but it’s still good.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

Porfiriato posted:

Say hello to your 2020-21 Washington Redskins DC Sentinels Washington Football Team!

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/07/23/us/washington-football-team-spt-trnd/index.html


lol

What gently caress, The?

Pikehead
Dec 3, 2006

Looking for WMDs, PM if you have A+ grade stuff
Fun Shoe

Porfiriato posted:

Say hello to your 2020-21 Washington Redskins DC Sentinels Washington Football Team!

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/07/23/us/washington-football-team-spt-trnd/index.html


lol

Really? I thought they'd changed to the DC Sentinels officially?

I guess not.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Pikehead posted:

Really? I thought they'd changed to the DC Sentinels officially?

I guess not.

still in trademark negotiation with vince mcmahon prolly

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
What the gently caress, reality? Cityname Sportsteam is a joke. You're not supposed to warp yourself to make them happen.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

bird food bathtub posted:

What the gently caress, reality? Cityname Sportsteam is a joke. You're not supposed to warp yourself to make them happen.

at least i already have the t-shirt

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine
lmao @ the hubris/density of not having a backup name ready to go in 2020 when you are the Cityname Racialslurs

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

piL posted:

What gently caress, The?

Team, Football: Washington

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

They'll be recruiting players from the Greendale Human Beings.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


I'll keep saying it: they should call themselves the Washington Elite.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

stealie72 posted:

Team, Football: Washington

One each.

Doc Hawkins posted:

I'll keep saying it: they should call themselves the Washington Elite.

Swamp Monsters. Really strike fear into the heartland when they come play.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/Olympics/status/1286193538640871425?s=19

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Maybe it's best NOT to recall the goddamn nazi olympics, jesus christ

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Seems it was deleted:

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

MA-Horus posted:

Maybe it's best NOT to recall the goddamn nazi olympics, jesus christ

Why are you trying to erase Jesse Owens?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Cancel the torch relay.

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Hail to the Football Team ™
Hail Vic-to-ry
$mascot_name on the warpath
Fight! For Old! DC

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/Joyce_Karam/status/1286689566724947968?s=20

Good dogs, hope their sniffers work in real-life conditions

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/Joyce_Karam/status/1286689566724947968?s=20

Good dogs, hope their sniffers work in real-life conditions

This is gonna be weaponized in some horrific fashion by DHS at ports of entry

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I hope dogs can't get covid or else all those dogs are gonna get sick

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

I was just about to say, I thought the latest update was dogs can catch it from humans

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i thought it was cats and not dogs

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Fauci good

https://twitter.com/HowardMortman/status/1286696750011555841?s=19

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

I saw Trump said he’s throwing out the first pitch for the Yankees. I, for one look, forward to his excuses to why he flubbed the pitch.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Fauci looked like he was trying to shotput the baseball more than throw it

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Nick Soapdish posted:

Fauci looked like he was trying to shotput the baseball more than throw it

I saw comments about him social distancing the hell out of that first pitch and chuckled.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Hot Karl Marx posted:

I hope dogs can't get covid or else all those dogs are gonna get sick

they can get it

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

BaconAndBullets posted:

https://globalnews.ca/news/7204384/coronavirus-glory-holes-sex/amp/

So the British Columbia CDC is recommending glory holes (among other things) to prevent the spread of COVID during sexual activities.

Truck stops and shady porn stores gonna get a lot more crowded.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

BaconAndBullets posted:

https://globalnews.ca/news/7204384/coronavirus-glory-holes-sex/amp/

So the British Columbia CDC is recommending glory holes (among other things) to prevent the spread of COVID during sexual activities.

quote:

The recommendation is just a tip and not a firm rule, according to the website.
:discourse:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Porfiriato posted:

Say hello to your 2020-21 Washington Redskins DC Sentinels Washington Football Team!

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/07/23/us/washington-football-team-spt-trnd/index.html


lol

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
holy poo poo Jimmy Fallon actually did something funny

https://twitter.com/FallonTonight/status/1286506365519888384?s=19

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


https://twitter.com/DeptofDefense/status/1286602025447366656

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

love that first reply

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

ded posted:

love that first reply

If you're talking about Jordan, he's the reason why twitch had to crack down on the army e sports league trying to trick people into signing up

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


ded posted:

love that first reply

This one?

https://twitter.com/capitalismLiker/status/1286709404155486208



:getin:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


https://twitter.com/HanginOutOnline/status/1286765160783216641

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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

ded posted:

love that first reply

Looking at my DD-214 and smiling?

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