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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Piss Whizzard

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:


1) i hated this

2) a snek can also be a noodle pup

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

1) i hated this

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Murder Spagurder is pretty good imo

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

RareAcumen posted:

:thunk: Has anyone made a sfw version of people tearing up after eating hot wings though?

How do you know it isn't that version?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Elviscat posted:

This, but more like "weeds" and "plants I want"

I rip 20 goddamn pounds of Morning Glory biomass out my garden a week, but after 3 months I have 50 inch-long carrots, a couple green tomatoes, some tiny corns, and Brussels Sprouts plants that have giant, delicate leaves that need to be unwound from the 'glory, and nere a sprout on them.

Humor might change drastically over generations but one thing we will always have in common with our grandparents is "A weed is a plant I pull out by the roots and it comes back; a non-weed is a plant I feed and water religiously and it dies"

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Can't you get hosed up on morning glory?

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

OwlFancier posted:

Can't you get hosed up on morning glory?
Yeah, behind that, what's the story?

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

OwlFancier posted:

Can't you get hosed up on morning glory?

Yeah
Its got analogues of LSD in it. Mostly LSA.

Natural acid trips boyee

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/RR9a30o.gifv

Phone postin' so who knows how this looks, I'll fix it later if it's broken

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes

Beeswax posted:

1) i hated this

:emptyquote:

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

redgubbinz posted:


Phone postin' so who knows how this looks, I'll fix it later if it's broken

They aren't social distancing.

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

Can't you get hosed up on morning glory?

There are a lot of things you can get hosed up on, if you eat enough of it. Like nutmeg is a hallucinogen.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009




I don't get the wasps part.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

rydiafan posted:

I don't get the wasps part.

some figs are pollinated by wasps who die doing so.

most incels are white anglo saxon protestant failsons

so with figs wasps die and with incels w.a.s.p's culture is dying.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Almost. Apparently there's a kind of wasp that burrows into figs and lays its eggs in there.

It can't get out afterwards so it dies inside the fig.

Melondog
Oct 9, 2006

:yeshaha:

Carbon dioxide posted:

Almost. Apparently there's a kind of wasp that burrows into figs and lays its eggs in there.

It can't get out afterwards so it dies inside the fig.

Would you say any wasp you see, it's a fig wasp? Does your God know insects grow in my pome?

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

There's actually no fruit left inside a ripe fig. They're considered ripe once completely filled with fermented wasp and wasp eggs.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Unless your fig was hand pollinated (which is extremely unlikely) there's a dissolved wasp inside it.

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
Oh wow, a popular joke! Quick, gotta add something to it and run it into the ground!

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

Actual Fig Facts:

Cold climate figs probably don't actually have dead wasps in them, it's too cold for fig wasps to survive and there are cultivars that produce sterile fruit when not pollinated
Hot climate figs probably did at one point. Wasp eggs hatch in a mature fig, they mate, the males chew a hole out and then die, the females crawl out and pick up pollen in the process. They fly to another flower and crawl through the entrance to the inside (depositing pollen into the flower in the process), then die. The inside of the fig secrets an enzyme that digests the wasps and the fig tree uses it as protein.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
It's where the expression "a poke in a fig" comes from

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Android Apocalypse posted:

What you're looking for is "ahegao". The pattern's popularity exploded in 2019.

Now you can't unlearn that knowledge.

Is it popular? Like I can imagine the kind of person who might wear that and I don’t think of them as popular.

Is it called that because when you see one you think “a he a go masturbate on that shirt”

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches










And let's go straight to part 4 why not. I'm sick of keeping that tab open.






And now you know the rest of the story

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


lol

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


This is actually incredible

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

extremely cursed

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

88 huh

F

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

my brain is so 2020 poisoned that for a good ten seconds I had to convince myself you weren't implying something about Regis

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I had to peer at your post for a good twenty to figure out what else it could possibly mean

I hate the future

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Dare you enter my magical realm?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



And now I’m helplessly giggling again, rip me

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Now my toddler is running around the house yelling PISS WIZARD hell yeah

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