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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
I know the Daily Mail is cheating when it comes to infuriating news but holy poo poo they are trying pretty hard



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8555171/The-cost-lockdown-Britains-economy-not-worth-lives-saved-study-claims.html

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



lol there are a ton of people who think that way as long as it doesn't affect them or anyone they care about, but they're usually not so blatant about it even behind closed doors

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Phlegmish posted:

lol there are a ton of people who think that way as long as it doesn't affect them or anyone they care about, but they're usually not so blatant about it even behind closed doors

The global economy is built around that :capitalism:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I was expecting it to go the lockdown has led to mental health problems, and it has increased this specific other type of fatality, and the poor economy will lead to premature deaths...something like that.

No, it's just straight up "we've calculated the worth of these human lives, and the math's not in their favor". In a way I can respect their honesty.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Samuringa posted:

I know the Daily Mail is cheating when it comes to infuriating news but holy poo poo they are trying pretty hard



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8555171/The-cost-lockdown-Britains-economy-not-worth-lives-saved-study-claims.html

Not gonna give 'em clicks, but is this another 'analysis' that assumes without the mandated closures economic damage would be zero? Those are funny. Like if stores weren't closed then 100% of the population would be shopping and tourisming at completely normal rates and everything would be great economically.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



It's just the Daily Mail + the UK is getting ready to blame their economy tanking on covid instead of Brexit.

Our economy is down by 69%, good thing we Brexited so we have all this sovereignty and all these great trade deals, or the damage would have been even greater

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Phlegmish posted:

It's just the Daily Mail + the UK is getting ready to blame their economy tanking on covid instead of Brexit.

Our economy is down by 69%, good thing we Brexited so we have all this sovereignty and all these great trade deals, or the damage would have been even greater

:nice:

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
thinking about that bussy



https://www.carscoops.com/2020/07/the-german-ebussy-is-a-modular-ev-with-just-20-hp-but-an-astounding-737-lb-ft-of-torque/

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
:nws:

quote:

This “natural vegan bodybuilder” drinks daily semen smoothies and doesn’t remember the last time she was sick.

Now she’s using semen to protect her against coronavirus.
https://twitter.com/VICEUK/status/1287002157141696513

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Somehow the strangest thing in that video is that her boyfriend leaves his sperm in a cup outside her door because of COVID19.
wouldn't swapping bodily fluids make social distancing redundant?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

By popular demand posted:

Somehow the strangest thing in that video is that her boyfriend leaves his sperm in a cup outside her door because of COVID19.
wouldn't swapping bodily fluids make social distancing redundant?

Not if you're eating it, probably

But still

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





Oh poo poo, I have rosacea too, I've been sitting on a miracle cure this whole time

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
You're sitting on your balls?

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

By popular demand posted:

Somehow the strangest thing in that video is that her boyfriend leaves his sperm in a cup outside her door because of COVID19.
wouldn't swapping bodily fluids make social distancing redundant?

The virus spreads in the throat area I thought, so why would sperm be affected?

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
The virus is actually based in blood vessels, it just usually starts in the throat because that's by far the most common place for it to enter the body, via viral droplets
if your immune system can't stop it in time it can spread to just about anywhere

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I think some doctors actually found the virus in patients' testicle linings.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ejaculating is now banned by international convention as it can be considered biological warfare

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

The MSJ posted:

I think some doctors actually found the virus in patients' testicle linings.

yup, lots of blood vessels there

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

The MSJ posted:

I think some doctors actually found the virus in patients' testicle linings.

They've found the virus in feces and semen. Once you catch it, it really just fucks with your whole body.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
also, due to loving up blood vessels, if the covid19 infection escapes the throat/lungs there's a good chance men could end up with erectile dysfunction even if they survive

if only we'd known this from the start, we could have got the republicans on board right away

CommunityEdition
May 1, 2009
Have to wonder if there was quite so much nuance to the nastiness for the pangolins or whatever the normal reservoir is.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1287234708271558658?s=20

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

StillFullyTerrible posted:

also, due to loving up blood vessels, if the covid19 infection escapes the throat/lungs there's a good chance men could end up with erectile dysfunction even if they survive

if only we'd known this from the start, we could have got the republicans on board right away

Huh. Then i guess i never.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-


https://nanaimobeacon.com/gloryhole/

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005



gpj.estaog

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


No ring.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-breaking/2020/07/27/body-recovery-rescue-ajo-pima-county/5522472002/


StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

ring is on the other side

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

It’s like the old lady who swallowed a fly :ohdear:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



‘Scrotum frog’ is essential to Lake Titicaca region and must be saved, experts say


vvv :hmmyes:

Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 04:23 on Jul 29, 2020

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

https://youtu.be/5I0Hee533Iw

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1288171803073011713

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



For years we thought that being depressed could not make you think you were a chicken

Now we know the truth, I'm so proud of my alma mater

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

https://twitter.com/ambernoelle/status/1288299643177238530

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



My God if that's her the case might be more severe than I originally thought

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
yakov smirnoff attends local city council meeting to speak out against mask mandates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaM3xP35gLc&t=4026s

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Defund the police. Buncha wet blankets.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






Ladies and gentlemen, we have been waiting for years and now we finally have it: the reverse Chicken Boo.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


How does one get invited to a party like this? Asking for a friend.

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