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Rip to every chicken carcass on the bottom shelf of that meat fridge
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Ned Kelly would never have worn a mask My great-uncle was bailed up and robbed by the famous bushranger Captain Thunderbolt! The dude was a oval office, "gentleman bushranger" indeed. My great-uncle had gently caress all money, but the Captain still stole his poo poo. Let him keep his horse at least. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Thunderbolt
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Jul 26, 2020 15:18
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hair is looking rough, dangerously tempted to clipper my own back and sides
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Jul 26, 2020 15:39
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My reasonably new one plays this song and it goes on for loving EVER I sent my sister a Snapchat of me making up a dance to it involving doing the nae nae
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Jul 26, 2020 16:02
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Lube Enthusiast posted:My dick is a parody of a normal man’s dick I want you to know I saw this and I had a good chuckle
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Jul 26, 2020 16:04
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i need help writing my ironically australian chats style punk song, Sausage Roll on the Dole edit: drat look at this massive blowvatar combo Caesar Saladin fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Jul 26, 2020 |
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Jul 26, 2020 16:13
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40 hours into self-isolation. Really wish I'd bought some milk before getting tested. And some drat biscuits.
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Jul 26, 2020 23:50
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Call me captain thunderdick
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Jul 26, 2020 23:57
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My dick is short but very wide like a 425g can of John West Classic Tuna
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Jul 27, 2020 00:28
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ili posted:40 hours into self-isolation. Really wish I'd bought some milk before getting tested. And some drat biscuits. I try to keep a constant check on what I have in the house in case I have to isolate even more than I do already.
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Jul 27, 2020 00:42
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My sunglasses split down the bridge yesterday, had them 10 years and worn pretty much constantly. Probably some sort of world record, but RIP to them and now I have to figure out if I want to get the same again or branch out and get something new. It's been a solved problem for 10 years and now i have to figure out some new poo poo! ugh!
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Jul 27, 2020 01:14
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Lolie posted:I try to keep a constant check on what I have in the house in case I have to isolate even more than I do already. Makes sense, I've got a decent idea of what I have and could stock up on for long life things but for short life stuff like milk I've just been buying as needed. Hope the test comes back soon.
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Jul 27, 2020 01:26
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Caesar Saladin posted:i need help writing my ironically australian chats style punk song, Sausage Roll on the Dole
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Jul 27, 2020 01:31
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I want a sausage roll But I'm on the dole I'm gonna need your help To afford the sauce To afford the sauce Just a couple bucks You bougie fucks Cos i need the sauce I need the sauce cuuuuuuuuuunts
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Jul 27, 2020 01:38
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Oi (24x)
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Jul 27, 2020 01:41
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I don't put sauce on my sausage rolls. It makes it harder to identify all of the animal parts.
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Jul 27, 2020 01:55
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Humphreys posted:"As easy as making GBS threads the bed, which I might even do after eating it" All of my cousins are literally this, tattooed and rocking a hot gf I am the loving nerd who can configure a modem, oh how the tables turned have tabled >:|
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Jul 27, 2020 01:59
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Jestery posted:Call me captain thunderdick If your dick makes that much noise you should see a doctor.
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Jul 27, 2020 02:01
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KajiTheMelonMan posted:All of my cousins are literally this, tattooed and rocking a hot gf Nobody uses those jar sauces as instructed though do they? You always fry up some onions and other veges and add them (and reduce the amount of meat) and tweak the flavour by adding herbs and spices. It's just so that you don't have to spend 3 hours (!!) cooking a stroganoff for mid week dinner.
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A Sometimes Food posted:If your dick makes that much noise you should see a doctor. There is a joke about that trapdoor show in there somewhere
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Jul 27, 2020 02:23
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ili posted:Makes sense, I've got a decent idea of what I have and could stock up on for long life things but for short life stuff like milk I've just been buying as needed. Hope the test comes back soon. What state are you in? In NSW you have to isolate for 14 days even if the test comes back negative. My son's test result took less than 24 hours but he's a healthcare worker.
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Jul 27, 2020 02:26
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I might have to risk covid and visit my GP to get benzos. I'm on the verge of a panic attack worrying about my PET scan next week.
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Jul 27, 2020 02:29
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Strong Convections posted:I'm no lyricist, but I really feel you should incorporate that it's a long way to the shop. It's a long way to the shops, If you wanna sausage roooollllll
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Jul 27, 2020 03:18
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the nats what I reckon dude has a LOT going on for him in terms of fuckability but i'm not sure i'd count a good face as one of em. If anything he's a very good representation of what a dude butterface looks like if you're not into the D.HALL sort
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Jul 27, 2020 03:19
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Lolie posted:I might have to risk covid and visit my GP to get benzos. I'm on the verge of a panic attack worrying about my PET scan next week. Mine was willing to prescribe me Valium over the phone, maybe ask for a telehealth appointment? Disclaimer - it was for muscle spasm and not anxiety reasons so ymmv, but from my experience working in health care at the moment clinics are pretty keen to avoid having people come into their premises if they can avoid it.
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Jul 27, 2020 03:45
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Strong Convections posted:Dude's in shape, has a good looking face, washes and takes care of his hair, can construct entire sentences that convey information, and will cook. I loving swooned. If you have gone to that level of effort you may as well just go 15% harder and put in some chicken stock, completing the meal without using jar sauce. Prob my biggest criticism of Nat's cooking is that he uses store bought beef stock, which imparts an "absolutely hosed" flavour into whatever you add it to. My advice is to use chicken stock instead as it will still add meaty flavour. If you're making something that absolutely, positively requires beef stock then I think you just gotta make beef stock.
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Jul 27, 2020 04:23
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I've been using a home made spice blend called "Emeril's essence" Ingredients 1 tbsp paprika 1 tbsp sea salt 1 tbsp garlic powder 1 1/2 tsp onion powder 1 1/2 tsp dried oregano 1 1/2 tsp dried thyme 1 tsp freshly ground black pepper 1 tsp cayenne pepper It's pretty good
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Jul 27, 2020 04:32
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:the nats what I reckon dude has a LOT going on for him in terms of fuckability but i'm not sure i'd count a good face as one of em. If anything he's a very good representation of what a dude butterface looks like if you're not into the D.HALL sort His face is fine - you're calling this a male butterface?  How high are your standards? I'm not talking about his style - the tatts, piercings, and long hair are unusual enough to be a 'taste' thing. But this face makes you want to put a bag over his head? Schneider Inside Her posted:If you have gone to that level of effort you may as well just go 15% harder and put in some chicken stock, completing the meal without using jar sauce. I'll stick with the occasional jar sauce mate, you've not sold me on it.
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Jul 27, 2020 04:54
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Jul 27, 2020 05:02
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His comedy outside of the cooking stuff is pretty bad too. though looking at his back catalogue it looks like he went on a fairly successful weight loss plan so good on him.
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Jul 27, 2020 05:05
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Strong Convections posted:How high are your standards? I'm not talking about his style - the tatts, piercings, and long hair are unusual enough to be a 'taste' thing. But this face makes you want to put a bag over his head? yeah man he looks like a rat. not a bad looking rat but he's got rat face. dunno how better to put this personal opinion than that. i wouldn't put a bag on his head because that'd be hosed but you'd better believe i'm gonna see what I can do to turn him around
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Jul 27, 2020 05:50
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sorry if you are a lurking gbs goon, nats what I reckon guy. i don't normally feel comfortable offering strong personal opinions about peoples personal appearance out loud unless I assume they are never gonna hear them bc quite frankly its not much of my loving business is it
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Jul 27, 2020 05:51
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met nats what i reckons sister at a bar once or possibly twice i dont have opinions on his face or even his sisters face but he has great hair and im jealous
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Jul 27, 2020 05:55
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:sorry if you are a lurking gbs goon, nats what I reckon guy. i don't normally feel comfortable offering strong personal opinions about peoples personal appearance out loud unless I assume they are never gonna hear them bc quite frankly its not much of my loving business is it you should go dig a hole to atone for your sins
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Jul 27, 2020 06:14
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Lolie posted:What state are you in? In NSW you have to isolate for 14 days even if the test comes back negative. QLD. Haven't gone anywhere or anything like that so as soon as the result comes back I'm sorted.
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Jul 27, 2020 06:15
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ili posted:QLD. Haven't gone anywhere or anything like that so as soon as the result comes back I'm sorted. Typically takes about a week in cursed queen Victoria land; unless you’re working or patient-facing in healthcare i think
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Jul 27, 2020 06:38
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We cannot all be as photogenic as https://twitter.com/mariekehardy/status/1287355016118849536?s=21
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Dead straight long hair doesn't work for guys, no matter how well they look after it - to be fair it doesn't work for many women, either. He needs a style cut into it. My old neighbour had a rat face and really fine hair. His mullet did him no favours. Lolie fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Jul 27, 2020 |
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Jul 27, 2020 08:10
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Hooray I don't have the victorian flu.
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I wish I lived in NVJ’s backpack so we could go on Banjo-Kazooie like adventures
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