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well why not
Feb 10, 2009




we can't all be oil paintings ( i personally am strikingly handsome ) but that guy has big features, clear skin and seemingly an interesting look. it's no surprise people would wanna smash. people are horny as gently caress and he's a good looking guy.

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Strong Convections
May 8, 2008
Nats, if you are a goon, the blokes may be negative, but the sheilas think the structure of your face looks just fine :wink:

Agreed on the hair needing a bit done to it though, at least get some wave in there.

RE the covid testing - they seem to get back to people really quick if it's positive, within a day, but it takes about 2 or so days to hear back if it's negative in NSW (maybe they retest to make sure it's negative, idk)

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

i, personally am so good looking if I posted a picture of myself on the internet it would break minds, it's just a reality.

Strong Convections
May 8, 2008
^^ Post a video of yourself not looking like a complete slob and doing some basic life skill and the ladies will be showering you with compliments.

Edit: Lol, now youtube is suggesting me stuff like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTSG346IWFw

Strong Convections fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Jul 27, 2020

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

im way better looking than that guy

just fyi

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

Strong Convections posted:

^^ Post a video of yourself not looking like a complete slob and doing some basic life skill and the ladies will be showering you with compliments.

Edit: Lol, now youtube is suggesting me stuff like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTSG346IWFw

got myself a wife and kids so no need for that.

edit: just watched that video lol.

Fanelien fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Jul 27, 2020

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

don't care about the guy's looks, but the sweary 'humour' is incredibly forced and awkwardly winces as he puts it on. i guess if you want any kind of following on youtube, you have to debase yourself in some way.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I agree about the sweary contrived australian swearing humour, it seems to be all over australian comedy youtube videos and it causes me to have cultural cringe. like what is this, Rodney Rude?

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

Certain parts of Australia do swear that much man, get outside of the capital cities and out into the lower to middle class suburbs and you'll find a bunch of cunts that swear like it's fucken going out of cunting style all the god drat fucken time.

Strong Convections
May 8, 2008

Tokamak posted:

don't care about the guy's looks, but the sweary 'humour' is incredibly forced and awkwardly winces as he puts it on. i guess if you want any kind of following on youtube to work in the entertainment industry, you have to debase yourself in some way.
Fixed.

The humour derived from the juxtaposition between his aggressive language and his refined cooking style (or at least, more refined than is typically associated with the stereotype of people that talk that way).

He doesn't strike me as a phenomenal cook - I don't think he's setting out to become a celebrity chef. It's a character, that might work pretty well if ensemble comedy shows like Fast Forward were still a thing.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Fanelien posted:

Certain parts of Australia do swear that much man, get outside of the capital cities and out into the lower to middle class suburbs and you'll find a bunch of cunts that swear like it's fucken going out of cunting style all the god drat fucken time.

We had to have a 'quiet hour' at work cos a few of us swearing too much causing complaints. I lasted two minutes.

On the Nats derail: His other comedy is a bit poo poo but the relationship between Camrys and Tissue boxes got me weirded out.

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Jul 27, 2020

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Fanelien posted:

Certain parts of Australia do swear that much man, get outside of the capital cities and out into the lower to middle class suburbs and you'll find a bunch of cunts that swear like it's fucken going out of cunting style all the god drat fucken time.

seems so contrived coming from him though, he's clearly an inner city guy

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Rudes not without his charm. but yeah too sweary wears thin

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Fucken fair dinks, some of you cunts are pretty fucken sheltered ay.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

ili posted:

Fucken fair dinks, some of you cunts are pretty fucken sheltered ay.

I can tell the difference between a swear from the heart and a swear as an affectation

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
Im chisled from gods foot

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i've really had it up to here with this lowtax fellow

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
you dont call the apprentice a donkey, you call him a loving donkey.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


I would never be rude to my NVJ.

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

Muk Dumpster posted:

Im chisled from gods foot

Are we back to foot chat??

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

If you could only pick one??

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iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



NITROUS DIVISION

Lube Enthusiast posted:

I wish I lived in NVJ’s backpack so we could go on Banjo-Kazooie like adventures

Free NVJ

PS5 this summer



pre-order for the chrome turban (it really makes the RTX shine)

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

da fuk is a feel good?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Wizard Master posted:

If you could only pick one??


Detecting a severe lack of

KajiTheMelonMan
Sep 2, 2004

I killed a Tuskarr

Wizard Master posted:

If you could only pick one??



Nippy's Ice Coffee for sure

Honestly through that back row middle said Ice Coffee Chilli :eyepop:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
dare makes me feel sick but before that point its delightful

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away
I didn't realise Sovereign Citizen crap has been leaking into Australia. That is five videos I have seen this week with idiots spouting that bullshit.

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away
If you drink any of them you are too fat.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Jestery posted:

Detecting a severe lack of


QFT

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
Double espresso dare for life
Too scared to try the triple

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Sillybones posted:

I didn't realise Sovereign Citizen crap has been leaking into Australia. That is five videos I have seen this week with idiots spouting that bullshit.

lol there have been at least two decisions of the SA Supreme Court dealing with those nongs this year.

[edit]

Senator Malcolm Roberts famously wrote a sovereign citizen letter to Gillard

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
Just Natural! Those were delicious. Also the bottles were a good size for making a bong.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Wizard Master posted:

If you could only pick one??



Masters Spearmint

(My little bro works at the smoko and gets to bring home the OOC choc milk/coffee chill. It's pretty dangerous given how much sugar is in those things. But one of them actually has a "no added sugar" variant that is vaguely acceptable.)

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Sillybones posted:

I didn't realise Sovereign Citizen crap has been leaking into Australia. That is five videos I have seen this week with idiots spouting that bullshit.

Google 'Bunnings Karen' for a laugh.

Fuckwits everywhere basically.

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
I live off of $4 woolies sweet chilli chicken strips

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Don't @ me ITT

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

~Coxy posted:

Masters Spearmint

(My little bro works at the smoko and gets to bring home the OOC choc milk/coffee chill. It's pretty dangerous given how much sugar is in those things. But one of them actually has a "no added sugar" variant that is vaguely acceptable.)

Was also sad to not see masters representing. Did you ever win a masters milk carton regatta?

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away
From my careful analysis work; things these idiots are being told:

The mask requirement isn't a criminal law, therefore they can't get fined.
If you tell them you will sue them directly instead of the station then they will let you go or something?
A police officer having a gun makes them extra suable because it is armed detainment.
Saying "I do not consent" means you can't get in trouble.

I assume all of these are actually true.

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A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

I like the good old choc chill or the vanilla malt oak. There's a pineapple one as a limited time thing that's good too.

Kinda miss the chokito one.

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