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happyhippy posted:Where do you put the strawberries to dry out? It's called buttcoin for a reason.
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Paladinus posted:It's called buttcoin for a reason. ymgve posted:Why build a mining rig datacenter when you can build a mining datacenter combined with a water park: Flared base. Checks out.
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CampingCarl posted:Also the complete lack of fire escape or stairs that go the entire length because this isn't a fire hazard at all.
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Vesi posted:this diagram explains defi pretty well bitcoin: powered by suck and hope e: Bitcoin: powered by suck, hope, and water slides
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Vesi posted:this diagram explains defi pretty well tag yourself I'm suck obviously
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Shumagorath posted:"join | fire" is a great idea for that whole thing. Wipe | give works best for me.
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Do you think somebody somewhere tried tying Mario Teaches Typing directly to bitcoin
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So much hate in this thread over Bitcoin! I mined like a thousand of them back when difficulty was so low that you could still do it with CPU cycles. Maybe I should try to buy Something Awful from Lowtax with them.
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Xenomorph posted:So much hate in this thread over Bitcoin! you can get at least one pizza with a thousand bitcoins probably it's gone up a bunch
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divabot posted:crypto is a street corner shell game with three shells and a pea
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Xenomorph posted:So much hate in this thread over Bitcoin!
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Splicer posted:Eagerly awaiting the upcoming era of hyperfinance when we're six layers deep and I can start each morning watching bold new scams form, exploit, and collapse before I finish breakfast. It'll be some sanpaku eyed 'the fish is our most popular dish' 'news' anchorwoman, telling you with breathless wonder about how billions of dollars of value were created overnight by pioneering *coin founder Satocha Nakamura, and for more information, go to https://www.50xcoininvestors.com and sign up today! The next day will be a retrospective on either a pump and dump, an exit scam, or a identity fraud case, and tough poo poo, those billions in value were actually just the 3 million invested by gullible rubes, and we're pretty sure it was the North Koreans somehow who did it. Sorry about your losses, perhaps the exchange can give you partial refunds using tether?
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:It'll be some sanpaku eyed 'the fish is our most popular dish' 'news' anchorwoman, telling you with breathless wonder about how billions of dollars of value were created overnight by pioneering *coin founder Satocha Nakamura, and for more information, go to https://www.50xcoininvestors.com and sign up today! Splicer fucked around with this message at 10:58 on Jul 27, 2020 |
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Splicer posted:Too slow. I want the newslady being handed fresh updates mid sentence. "Splangblit is the hot new investment opportunity of *rustle* Splangblit reeling from allegations of *rustle* Thousands dead from Splangblit catastrophe following *rustle* New Lazarusblit investment opportunity arises from the Splangblit *rustle* Blits are out, it's all about Ubiks, the hot new Blit derivatives market. Now Steve with sports." "Thanks Sarah! The sports betting market collapsed earlier today as the exchange hosting Splangblit, Lapsure, DeezCoin, and CovidCoin was hacked, being replaced with a picture of Football Legend John Madden making GBS threads into a Hiesman Trophy. None of the teams are playing sports Eye-Are-Ell, so instead we have the highlights from the Madden 2027 Invitational!"
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Vesi posted:this diagram explains defi pretty well
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flip flop flap Welcome to the Bitcoin thread, your premier home for yanking and frobing.
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I remember reading an excellent blog post about tether and bitfinex and thought I found it here. Anyone know what I’m talking about?
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Flowers for QAnon posted:I remember reading an excellent blog post about tether and bitfinex and thought I found it here. Anyone know what I’m talking about? Has to be one of our geriatric dracula posts, because let be honest, those are awesome. Was it this one? https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/2019/05/13/bitcoin-is-going-through-the-roof-its-manipulation-with-tethers-not-organic-demand/ If not, it was probably one of the others he's done.
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Splicer posted:If you sold them all now you'd have ten million dollars! You should go do that and report back! Trying to cash out with them would result in insane capital gains tax. I figured a purchase of SA assets in a direct crypto transfer would just be easier.
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Xenomorph posted:Trying to cash out with them would result in insane capital gains tax. if Lowtax got succesfully scammed out of SA using bitcoin that would be their first positive use in history
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 The crypto citadel and its walls tower over you
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ghosTTy posted:
I know you think this means something, but I feel compelled to alert you to the fact that it doesn't.
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ghosTTy posted:
that's probably a bearish divergence on any sort of oscillator, get ready to sell that poo poo baby goin straight to 0
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I know you think this means something, but I feel compelled to alert you to the fact that it doesn't.
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CampingCarl posted:There is a lot of meaning in that graph. For example it shows the only times bitcoin has risen significantly were from market manipulation. It shows outside of those times bitcoin trends downward. It shows that someone who posts a graph like that thinks either they know the game better than the house or that market conditions from 2018 have a pattern that will reveal who really killed JFK. Fair enough, but I was also referring to "The crypto citadel and its walls tower over you" which sounds more like a passphrase than anything meaningful. It feels like it should have a counterphrase like "Turtles sell donuts to the early bird" and then you get let into the secret meeting of the He-Man Woman Haters Club or whatever.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Fair enough, but I was also referring to "The crypto citadel and its walls tower over you" which sounds more like a passphrase than anything meaningful. It feels like it should have a counterphrase like "Turtles sell donuts to the early bird" and then you get let into the secret meeting of the He-Man Woman Haters Club or whatever. No, you get let into the secret meeting of bitcoin aficionados, and you all stand in a circle and hodl the bag(penis) of the person next to you. Last one holding the bag(penis) has to buy refreshments for the next meeting.
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ghosTTy posted:
This was driven by the fact that Garmin got ransomware'd and they had to buy $10m worth of butts. Thus once again proving that the price of bitcoin is driven by fraud and crime.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Fair enough, but I was also referring to "The crypto citadel and its walls tower over you" which sounds more like a passphrase than anything meaningful. It feels like it should have a counterphrase like "Turtles sell donuts to the early bird" and then you get let into the secret meeting of the He-Man Woman Haters Club or whatever.
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SolTerrasa posted:Jesus that’s so much dumber than I thought, I am in awe. I assume this is an ongoing bit, because it is incomprehensible to me that someone who thought this way could tie their shoes and pour a bowl of cereal in the morning. stock prices in general are stochastic which basically means that you can perform analyses on past variation but you can't predict the future with any degree of certainty
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Flowers for QAnon posted:I remember reading an excellent blog post about tether and bitfinex and thought I found it here. Anyone know what I’m talking about? the very best one is Patrick McKenzie's: https://www.kalzumeus.com/2019/10/28/tether-and-bitfinex/
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divabot posted:the very best one is Patrick McKenzie's: Author is being disingenuous when he uses Tether and Stablecoins interchangeably. The majority of stablecoins are not like Tether; decentralized, transparent and backed by on-chain collateral. What's with nocoiner journalists and their dishonesty? 
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ghosTTy posted:Author is being disingenuous when he uses Tether and Stablecoins interchangeably. The majority of stablecoins are not like Tether; decentralized, transparent and backed by on-chain collateral. What's with nocoiner journalists and their dishonesty? How does that affect the argument about tether at all? How does your “fact” have any relevance whatsoever?
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divabot posted:the very best one is Patrick McKenzie's: That’s the one!
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Tired: getting raided by the Police for having a cannabis grow-op in your roofspace Wired: getting raided by the Police for having buttcoin miners in your roofspace
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spankmeister posted:This was driven by the fact that Garmin got ransomware'd and they had to buy $10m worth of butts. A company's failings translating to holders of btc profiting is pretty sick tho tbh
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Kerbtree posted:Tired: getting raided by the Police for having a cannabis grow-op in your roofspace Don't roof spaces get super hot during the day? Heat is fine for cannabis but would gently caress up a mining rig.
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