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StillFullyTerrible posted:this dude also loves cumtown I listened to a random episode of cumtown to see what it was about, and about 5 minutes in one of the guys started calling an woman in an imaginary situation he was describing a bitch for about 30 seconds, just repeatedly calling her "a bitch, stupid bitch, that bitch", while one of the other guys howled like a drunk hyena. So yeah, good call.
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I'm the replies are clips of the guy coaching people's tea videos https://twitter.com/JeremyMorrell/status/1282015831711453184 Edit: https://twitter.com/LenLavie/status/1287361895863930880 Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 16:22 on Jul 28, 2020 |
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Son of Rodney posted:I listened to a random episode of cumtown to see what it was about, and about 5 minutes in one of the guys started calling an woman in an imaginary situation he was describing a bitch for about 30 seconds, just repeatedly calling her "a bitch, stupid bitch, that bitch", while one of the other guys howled like a drunk hyena. Which ep #?
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Ambitious Spider posted:I really wish chapo would stick to making fun of stupid conservative think pieces or trumps absurdity instead of having “well actually cops are working class heroes and cancel culture is bad actually” episodes. uh, me too, but that's probably not what happened in that story https://twitter.com/mikerecine/status/1287481436468121601 (the TrueAnon account liked this tweet)
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fadam posted:Which ep #? Google scares me sometimes, by googling "cumtown teacher that bitch" I actually found the clip on youtube (I misremembered something about a techer). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzwdGVZKryw It started kinda funny about whoopy cushions, and then after about a minute he calls his mom a bitch for a whole bunch of time.
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i don't listen to cumtown any more because it's very funny, but it's not anything besides that. that clip is hysterical. the image of a six-year old abusing his mother with machiavellian strategies because he's frustrated his whoopie cushion prank didn't work, is very funny to me, because while it is reminiscent of something real and terrible, it's so ridiculous and impossible that the threat is removed.
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Son of Rodney posted:Google scares me sometimes, by googling "cumtown teacher that bitch" I actually found the clip on youtube (I misremembered something about a techer). That’s a great bit. fadam has a new favorite as of 20:02 on Jul 28, 2020 |
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wizzardstaff posted:A good thread. https://twitter.com/withoutaplain/status/1287200155041705985 Strong bad's cool flag for attractive pirates.
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Jul 28, 2020 18:33
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Tempus fugit. (Time flies.)
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Tempus fugit. (Time flies.) Ah just fugit about it - dread pirate jabroni the red, maybe, idk Doc Hawkins posted:i don't listen to cumtown any more because it's very funny, but it's not anything besides that. The setup is funny, I just dislike the way they have to use really crass and offensive terms at all time. To each their own tho.
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Son of Rodney posted:Ah just fugit about it Give me a "Yarr!" make it real Or else fugit about it
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Sometimes the birds are too anxious to land on her hand so she moves it close to a branch. https://twitter.com/JocAPhotography/status/1288168833342210053?s=20
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Danaru posted:What's up with all the hour glasses? Symbol of time, death, mortality. You see it on old headstones all the time if you ever tour historic graveyards.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Symbol of time, death, mortality. You see it on old headstones all the time if you ever tour historic graveyards. In hindsight that seems pretty obvious  I'm just not cut out to be a pirate
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Danaru posted:In hindsight that seems pretty obvious I don't know, seems like the standards were a joke.
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Danaru posted:In hindsight that seems pretty obvious More specifically in this case it means 'your' time is running out because if you can see this flag we're gonna get you. Bleeding heart means slow and painful death, naked pirate means they're shameless etc.
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If they were truly shameless then those flags would have a lot more genitals. Give me penis pirates!
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wizzardstaff posted:If they were truly shameless then those flags would have a lot more genitals. Give me penis pirates! Drawings and paintings of female pirates did usually contain a lot of pirate titty so it seems only fair.
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The point of a pirate flag is typically a demand for surrender. Most pirates operated under a policy of lenient treatment for ships that surrendered their cargo without a fight and brutally loving up any ships that didn't (because this encouraged merchants to not fight, which made it safer and more profitable to be a pirate.) The hourglass is there to tell you that the surrender offer is only available for a limited time before they decide they're just going to gently caress you up for not playing ball, so you'd better make up your drat mind.
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Straight White Shark posted:The point of a pirate flag is typically a demand for surrender. Most pirates operated under a policy of lenient treatment for ships that surrendered their cargo without a fight and brutally loving up any ships that didn't (because this encouraged merchants to not fight, which made it safer and more profitable to be a pirate.) The hourglass is there to tell you that the surrender offer is only available for a limited time before they decide they're just going to gently caress you up for not playing ball, so you'd better make up your drat mind. So they're emoji flags.
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Too similar to Undercover Office Potty for my liking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUzGrzsYqH4
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I love that account so much. I think the only thing funnier than all the people in the comments who don't get the joke are the ones who are actively mad and refer to it as a "troll" account.
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CommissarMega posted:SKULL ISLAND! Papapishu!
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CommissarMega posted:SKULL ISLAND! 
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